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Category: General

Rating: 1.94 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Sepsis (View user info) at 2004-11-07 03:39:33 EST


I remember this one time, the other day, I went down to the grocery store. It was an overcast day; the news people told me it was going to rain. And it did, when I pulled into the parking lot. I opened my car door and stepped out.

Right then, it started raining. I just stopped right there in the middle of that parking lot, looking up at the sky. A raindrop hit my eye. fuck.

The rain picked up. I heard a clap of thunder somewhere behind me.

It was raining pretty hard now. I was wet and my eye hurt. I decided to go into the store.

My shoes squeaked on the linoleum. The store was quiet. The cashier looked at me. I looked down at the floor and kept walking. My shoes squeaked.


It made me feel really self conscious.


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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-06 14:26:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't know why I laughed at this.

Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-06 13:53:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Something about this merits +2.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-11-24 14:04:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"and then Sampson came out and stabbed everybody in the eye with an ice pick."

I'm guessing you forgot to put that part in at the end.
Is this the kinder, gentler Sepsis??

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-24 13:46:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by HatMan (user info) at 2004-11-08 17:56:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I think most of the appeal of this is how well-written it is, but I'm not quite sure. Enjoy a +2.

Submitted by Commie_bastard (user info) at 2004-11-08 17:54:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2004-11-08 17:53:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-11-07 04:14:44 (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't know why, but I actually liked this alot.


Submitted by Mitchell (user info) at 2004-11-08 17:50:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

why the fuck, didn't you kill anyone?

Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-11-07 16:40:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

The last line made me smile.

Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-07 14:32:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hm. this, didn't bother me. i actually kind of liked it.

so

+2

Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-11-07 13:27:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2004-11-07 03:44:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

That's deep. I want to be inside you.

That means I want to fuck you in the ass. Because I like your writing.



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I bet you're still asking yourself what just happened.

I liked this, inexplicably. Why? Why god why?

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-11-07 13:12:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I really liked this.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-07 10:00:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

have a plus two, i'd give you more but i've got aids

Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-11-07 05:58:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i didnt evtn rad this. butys. yawn. i shoudl go tobed.























plsu twoo whooo.

Submitted by shandy at 2004-11-07 05:38:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

great stuff

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2004-11-07 04:22:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Gum got stuck to the bottom of my shoe and a pebble became embedded in the gunk. That meant my shoe would click whenever I walked and I was slightly off balance.

Fucking pissed me off.

Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-11-07 04:17:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

what stabkill said

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-11-07 04:14:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't know why, but I actually liked this alot.

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-11-07 03:59:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

beautiful

Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-11-07 03:52:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This was different. +2 for originality.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2004-11-07 03:44:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That's deep. I want to be inside you.

That means I want to fuck you in the ass. Because I like your writing.


I wore my extra loose pants for nothing. Nothing!

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