Rad's Shameless Camwhore, or Why my stupidity got me laid tonight (3333 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.18 on 61 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Rad (View user info) at 2004-11-07 22:50:13 EST
Read these in this order first
http://www.ubersite.com/m/50870
http://www.ubersite.com/m/50871
http://www.ubersite.com/m/50874
http://www.ubersite.com/m/50875
Now, My wife came home and I showed her all my efforts at being romantic and how I was a miserable failure at it. I then promptly got laid.
Thanks you Uber for helping me get laid.
Now for your viewing pleasure.
User Reviews
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-09-03 20:17:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I look so god damn young in this picture
its like I aged 10 years in the last three
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-09-15 07:27:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-09-15 06:46:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Nobody ever leaves.
Eh Danger?
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Actually, young Nancy Pants, I was just checking in 'cause somebody emailed me a link - saw a Rad camwhore post, and against my better judgement left-clicked on the motherfucker. Luckily the first thing I saw was the delectable Mrs_Rad, unfortunately quickly negated by the even more unfortunately sans sunscreened Mr_Rad.
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-15 07:09:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually D_R
1. we paid for everything.
2. I had already shown her my 'incy wincy'.
3. I have shown most people I know my 'incy wincy'; no shock there.
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Radbane..
Last review ever, unless that cunt HadToBeDone writes more Cambrai, it's like a fucking barbiturate... I'm a sucker for sedation... it's kinda habit forming....
-2.
(email me rad, you are a fucking republican americunt bastard face rude arse cunt-tard)
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-15 07:09:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually D_R
1. we paid for everything.
2. I had already shown her my 'incy wincy'.
3. I have shown most people I know my 'incy wincy'; no shock there.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-15 06:49:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DANGEWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-09-15 06:46:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nobody ever leaves.
Eh Danger?
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-09-15 06:36:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Danger, Danger, High Voltage
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-09-15 06:22:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She IS teh pretty.. and 'you', (re: italics) look sunburnt... or maybe you're just worried about her discovering your 'incy-wincy' post reception? (ALL republicans abstain - right?) You know, the party HER parents paid for just so you could mingle with complete old-biddy strangers in tacky floral dresses.....
*disappears*
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-09-15 06:02:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a lucky, lucky man rad.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-15 05:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
recalc
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2005-08-23 13:27:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
asdas
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-25 07:30:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And you understand her user name now.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=16769
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-25 07:29:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you want some good old fashioned woman hating?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58086
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-25 07:15:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Rad and wife"
misogynist
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-25 07:06:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
APRIL FOOLS!!
no baby.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-02 12:47:02 EST (#)
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This is one of the better pictures of me.
BTW the little lady is preggos again.
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-03-23 17:11:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-05 05:26:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-05 05:01:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
you look surprised! and I love the flowers.
I was suprised. The little lady had slipped me a roophie
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-05 04:45:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like Pavarotti with a haircut and minus a coupla hundred pounds
Actually, I weigh more than Pavarotti. I also am a foot taller...
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-05 04:43:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Just stay put, I'll call Family Services. Plus twenty-four gazillion trillion for "colOUR".
I do know how to please.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-05 05:01:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you look surprised! and I love the flowers.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-05 04:45:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like Pavarotti with a haircut and minus a coupla hundred pounds
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-05 04:43:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just stay put, I'll call Family Services. Plus twenty-four gazillion trillion for "colOUR".
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-05 04:36:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey man, the only reason I am that colour is because my family made me help them landscape their yard, lay down sod, lay some concrete.....
It's not like I used it for my wedding, or anything.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-05 04:20:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't mean to pay out on your favourite ghey... *drumming fingers on desk* ... well what about that fuckface Hasselhoff then? You don't wanna look like him, surely.
You know, NOT signing the Kyoto Protocol (well done us and you), DOESN'T mean that fucking great hole in the ozone layer is make-believe. Over hear the sun will burn you a new arsehole if you lie on the beach for more than half an hour - you know I'm right.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-05 03:45:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You ever see Hamilton in "Mask of Zorro, the Gay Blade"?
My hero
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-05 03:36:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, you're either embarrassed or sunburnt. Seeing as though your lovely wife is obviously too good for you, I'll assume it's the latter. Be sun-smart Rad, nobody wants to look like that knob-jockey George Hamilton - you know I'm right.
Plus 2 for not marrying your sister like somebody else we know. Yucky
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-03-02 17:18:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You do kind of look like I would with a goatee and shorter hair...
and minus my metro-glasses.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-27 03:21:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Appreciate it dude.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-02-24 17:35:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-11-08 06:42:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2004-11-08 00:16:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hadley Tobedone says:
With parents like that, no wonder it aborted itself.
Cheers!
HadToBeDone - wow man, that is just dirty. Funny, but damn that is mean.
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That was too harsh. Here's the make up for it.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-12-07 12:28:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-17 06:52:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2004-11-08 00:16:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hadley Tobedone says:
With parents like that, no wonder it aborted itself.
Cheers!
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You realize that my wife miscarried about 3 weeks before I posted this, dickhead. You probably do, you heartless bastard. Fucker.
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If you don't expect some asshole (usually me) to poke fun at shit like this, then don't post it.
Congrats on marriage and good luck getting the fucker to stay in the whole nine months next time.
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-12-07 12:24:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
congrats!
ahhh to be married....
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2004-12-07 12:18:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2004-12-01 03:09:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'll plus 1 it.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2004-12-01 03:08:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
She looks like a Viking. Go Vikings woo!
(I heard the other day that the word "viking" is poor english which we have been using for a good thousand years. They are actually Vikers. To vike is ye olde english for the act of raidin', pillagin' and plunderin'.)
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-24 06:37:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
w00t, my first 1000 hit post!!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-17 06:52:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2004-11-08 00:16:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hadley Tobedone says:
With parents like that, no wonder it aborted itself.
Cheers!
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You realize that my wife miscarried about 3 weeks before I posted this, dickhead. You probably do, you heartless bastard. Fucker.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-13 09:37:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh. I love my fucking wife. As far as I am concerned, she is fucking hot. You geeks cannot say anything about it. You can't get laid on a nightly basis, you fucks. Fuck off. To my supporters, you rule.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-10 07:27:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
W. T. F.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-11-10 07:13:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Rad, your wife has lovely hair. I cut all mine off when it gets to that irritating too-long-to-be-short-but-too-short-to-tie-up stage.
Don't think anything of it dude, that's what we're here for, right? :o)
Stin
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-08 20:41:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit. I can't believe the assholes here. I think you posted
during "asshole hour".
You are a lovely couple. Congrats on your happiness.
Don't listen to the miserable fucks who have nothing better to do than to try
their best to hurt peoples feelings for their own amusement.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-08 12:41:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So does she look hot, now that she's all bald and shit ?
Is her "junk" shaved too ?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-11-08 10:01:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
just messing mate!
nice wife. can i have a go of her when you are finished?
just messing again.
or just made a mess again, one of the two!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-08 09:47:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
She cut her hair off the week after this photo was taken. Donated the hair to kids with cancer and all that.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-08 08:49:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Buy that chick a fucking comb will ya ?
Submitted by rad <rad.at.rad.rad> at 2004-11-08 08:39:29 EST (#)
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I am the dude. My wife is the chick.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-11-08 08:02:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
which one are you?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-08 07:02:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-11-08 06:42:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2004-11-08 00:16:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hadley Tobedone says:
With parents like that, no wonder it aborted itself.
Cheers!
HadToBeDone - wow man, that is just dirty. Funny, but damn that is mean.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-11-08 03:11:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Viewing pleasure might be putting it a little too strongly, but congratulations anyway.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-11-08 00:48:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice.
There's a problem with uploading attachments that are bigger than 1MB or that have funky characters in the file name like !, $, ', and so on. Letters, numbers, spaces, dashes, underscores, dots - those are all fine.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-11-08 00:47:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude...you mean people on Uber actually get laid???? I call shenanagins!!!!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-08 00:44:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't fucking believe it. I fucked that bitch last year! I met her at a club. She's an OK lay. She can't give too good of a blowjob though.
Submitted by PWNstar (user info) at 2004-11-08 00:39:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that made no sense, what i meant to say
please, let me know when i'm established enough so that you'll actually give a damn
Submitted by PWNstar (user info) at 2004-11-08 00:39:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
why are all of these people who i've never heard of doing camwhores? dont you have to establish yourself before saying "so-and-so's camwhore" as if you normally have something else.
please, let me know if i did one that you would know it was me
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2004-11-08 00:16:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hadley Tobedone says:
With parents like that, no wonder it aborted itself.
Cheers!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-08 00:01:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Zoidberg camwhore critics are getting more and more accurate
Submitted by SundanceKid (user info) at 2004-11-07 23:18:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wooo... finally. Welcome to the wonderful world of computers.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-11-07 23:16:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
22:50:13 - 12:43:51 = 7 minutes?
more like 10 HOURS. dumbass
anyway, +2. why not?
Submitted by digsy (user info) at 2004-11-07 23:07:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And I just realised what he meant, so +2 again for my severe mental disability.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-11-07 23:07:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
By the way, tell your wife to check out a product that Redken makes called Water Rush...it's a treatment that will make her hair easy to handle and really REALLY soft. I'm betting her hair is a pain for her to brush out and handle every day. WOW she has a lot of hair. Wow. Just yikes.
Submitted by digsy (user info) at 2004-11-07 23:05:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus 2 for smart guy:
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-07 22:56:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
Rad's Shameless Camwhore, or Why my stupidity got me laid tonight (no reviews)
Submitted by Rad (View user info) at 2004-11-07 22:50:13
I fucking wanna goddmnitallto helll fuck, (Rating: 1.33 on 10 reviews, last by dingo 82 minutes ago)
Submitted by Rad (View user info) at 2004-11-07 12:43:51
Am I the only one who will notice that it took him under 7 minutes? Either he's the Flash or...shenanigans
22:50:13 - 12:43:51 = 7 minutes.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-11-07 23:05:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WHITE TIE! I LOVE YOU!
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-11-07 23:00:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bahahaha
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-07 22:56:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Rad's Shameless Camwhore, or Why my stupidity got me laid tonight (no reviews)
Submitted by Rad (View user info) at 2004-11-07 22:50:13
I fucking wanna goddmnitallto helll fuck, (Rating: 1.33 on 10 reviews, last by dingo 82 minutes ago)
Submitted by Rad (View user info) at 2004-11-07 12:43:51
Am I the only one who will notice that it took him under 7 minutes? Either he's the Flash or...shenanigans
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-11-07 22:54:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
your wife is one ugly moocow
but then you aren't exactly Mr.Universe your self there Dexter