Suspicions confirmed (563 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.7 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by CodeBlue (View user info) at 2004-11-08 01:13:33 EST
I just came home early from work and found my parents high, not a little high, so goddamn high they couldn't stop giggling when I told them my car broke down... I've always suspected it, but never had any proof.
Now for the fun part: how should I exploit it? I've already figured out that if they catch me drinking I can put them on the defensive, but what else should I go for?
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Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-11-08 15:52:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
get into their stash and smoke it all.
rinse. repeat.
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-11-08 15:00:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
pothead parents rule.
Get high with them...you might find out they're way cooler than you originally had thought.
Then you'll all get the munchies and your mom will bust out some cheese and stoned wheat thins...and everyone will giggle about the stoned wheat thins...it will rule, trust me.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-08 14:22:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i agree with Zoidberg
Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2004-11-08 11:01:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You cant blackmail parents, esp cool stoner ones. Stoner parents love thinking, while bombed, of ways to permantly emotionally scar you just for shits and giggles.
Submitted by JenBee (user info) at 2004-11-08 11:00:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
GODDAMN IT
Why is everyone treating uber like a fucking teen help message board today? Third one like this on the front page. ::pant::
As for you. Use it. As much as you can.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-11-08 05:04:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
burn the house down and rape everyone inside
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2004-11-08 04:56:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You lucky punk. Roll one up and taunt them with it, wave it in front of their faces, but don't share it with them. Lucky motherfucker.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-08 02:14:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Get a haircut you fucking hippie.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-08 01:28:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BART BART
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-11-08 01:22:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-11-08 01:22:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for pot-head parents!