I hate my morning class or my review of Latterdays. (424 hits)
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Submitted by <darkenblade471.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-08 11:26:43 EST
Another Monday morning and I come to school after a long weekend of working (I am a waiter at a catering hall, that job is hell on the shoulders and the legs) and I come to my, formerly, favorite class and I find out we are discussing sexual orientation and we are going to be watching a video, I say to myself ok how bad can a video be? I will never ask myself this again... ever.
The video is called Latterdays, it starts out with some waiters at a restaurant, two male, two female, both males are openly gay. Seems that there are some new people in their neighborhood, mormon missionaries, for those of you that don't know the Mormons are also referred to as the "Latterday Saints, and they make a bet where if this one waiter can seduce one of the uptight mormons they will pay him fifty dollars. Seems stupid right? Well it gets worse, the movie starts out with the usual fluffy bs, self realization, struggling with beliefs, and the rest of that stupid crap.
So the two end up kissing and the other mormons find out and the gay mormon gets banished, then the homo goes after him and to make a long story short the mormon and the homo end up having sex and it's WAY too graphic, to the point where I had to leave the room to stop myself from vomiting Then when it was over the homo asks him what god he believes in and then tells him the story of when he realized he was gay: he got lost in the woods and was found by a park ranger who raped him and the sicko loved every second of it. \\I couldn't even bear to watch the rest of it as I didn't even know what was going to happen afterwards so I wrote my own ending: The mormon realizes that his life is a sham and he kills himself and when his gay lover finds out he gouges out his brain with a spork and leaps in to a pool of pirahna that was conveniently placed there. The End.
Pros: It says screw jesus, god, and organized religion in general.
Cons: Everything else.
So on a scale of 1-10 I give this movie a -349,275,098,347,209,570,342,750,324,757,043 out of 10.
If you ever have to see this movie make sure that you bring a cyanide pill to chew on during it.
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-11-08 13:17:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA!
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-11-08 13:16:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
+2 for Spork
-10 for the post.
Therefore seeing as a -8 is impossible. I owe you 3 more -2's.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-08 12:58:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Lick my nut sack fucko.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-11-08 12:31:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Horse-Fucker
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-11-08 11:47:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-11-08 11:38:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
So you got sick because you figured out you were gay?
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Heh, that almost makes this post worth a +2.
Nah, not really.
Submitted by JenBee (user info) at 2004-11-08 11:47:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You were just upset because the director promised he wouldn't show your face. Humiliation!
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-11-08 11:41:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What were you expecting when you enrolled in Kielbasa Fest 401: Applied cock in mutltiple orifices.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-11-08 11:38:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So you got sick because you figured out you were gay?
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2004-11-08 11:34:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ATTN GHEY MENZ
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-11-08 11:34:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Good grief. This is something you watched at school?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-11-08 11:28:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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