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Titties Titties Titties (1266 hits)

Category: General

Rating: 1.3 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by yermom (View user info) at 2004-11-08 18:52:39 EST


I love titties. Who doesn't? Okay, you're right, ghey men probably don't appreciate titties like the rest of us, but that's neither here nor there. There are just so many beautiful tits in the world, and I for one would like to see them all. Wait, maybe not all of them, probably only about half. Recently, I've put together a mental flip book of all the titties I can remember seeing, and there are some terrific ones out there.

Sorry, I'm glad these little posts aren't in real-time. I keep getting side tracked by porno and excessive masturbation. Anyways, I've come to the conclusion that my favorite titties belong to one girl whom I hooked up with. They were perfect in my opinion. Not very big, but not very small, round perky bouncy little titties.

Another reason I like titties so much is that there are so many varieties, shapes and sizes.

Sorry, side tracked again. Where was I? Oh fuck it this is going nowhere anyway, and rather than bore you with ghey analogies between not tits and tits I leave you with this.

I LOVE TITTIES, and so do you (unless you're a gay man).


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Submitted by Purple_Hayes (user info) at 2008-10-07 14:28:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Not very big, but not very small, round perky bouncy little titties.
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i kno exactly what type of titties u mean..they cant get any better than that

Submitted by Spike71 (user info) at 2004-11-10 02:33:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-08 21:25:05 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-08 18:53:15 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment
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Fetish hates titties. He likes penises.




In his ass.

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Could be right.


Submitted by Dr.Syntax (user info) at 2004-11-09 07:32:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Dr.Syntax had some nice tit action last night, I love my bird's tits!

Hurray for tits!



Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-09 01:10:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I did it better: http://www.ubersite.com/m/26880

Submitted by ezphilosophy (user info) at 2004-11-08 22:31:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by cheruboo (user info) at 2004-11-08 22:30:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-11-08 21:50:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

how can you make a post like this without posting a picture?!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-08 21:25:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-08 18:53:15 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment
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Fetish hates titties. He likes penises.








In his ass.

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-08 21:20:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i think if you don't give this a +2 you're gay.

i heart titties too. nice perfect medium sized perky round titties. i remember the first pair of titties i felt, and so began my love affair with the mammorary gland.

you could have done so much more.

but i love breasticles.

Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2004-11-08 20:32:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes, I'd have to say it probably even applies to lesbians.

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-11-08 20:24:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I *heart* chesticles.

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-11-08 19:46:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I got only one word to say and I been meaning to say it for a long time...










boobies.

Submitted by russizm (user info) at 2004-11-08 19:09:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

not deserving of it's own post, but deserving as a rating on this one:

http://ezshare.de/files-en/53997/141/Tara_Reid-pdiddy.avi

Submitted by L-Gizzle (user info) at 2004-11-08 19:08:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you have created in me the desire to have titties in my face right now. a little hard here at work though. where DID that little secretary go?

Submitted by Negative_Two_Mang (user info) at 2004-11-08 18:54:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I once went out with a hot chick, no joke. Anyway, she had perfect sized titties, so whenever I hugged her, they added comfort and cuddliness.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-08 18:53:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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