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This Time Around (617 hits)

Category: Quotes & Stories

Rating: 2 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Jo of the Golden P <lindserella_0918.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-08 19:51:40 EST


This time around it's me with the knife. It's not even a real knife, you know, it's a dollar-store letter-opener, the kind made to look like a small dagger. The edges are completely dull. It's pointy, though. But you knew that, you have the long red welt on your shoulder, the smallish puncture on your belly. Your skin was so pale and smooth, it felt wrong to mar it, but you know I had to. I know you know.

I'm glad you own your own house. The basement really has been a blessing, what with all the screaming. If I had handcuffed you to the wall in my apartment, you would have disturbed Mrs. Franco next door. The walls are like toilet paper. Oh yeah, when we went to the army surplus store, I took the money to pay for the handcuffs out of your purse while you were knocked out in the car. I'll pay you back, I'm no thief.

Anyway, like I was saying, it's really convenient, this house of yours. You got it in the divorce, right? I met your ex-husband in a bar a few weeks ago, while I was waiting for you to get off work. Apparently he was following you around. That's creepy, you should maybe talk to a lawyer about getting a restraining order against him. You always hear about men stalking their ex-wives, you can't be too careful.

I wish you wouldn't scream so. You already know no one will hear you, and it's just annoying me. You don't have any duct tape, I looked around already, and my earplugs only block so much of the noise. I have some chloroform left, but I don't want to use it.

LOOK AT ME!

You know you deserve this, you stupid cunt. You know why I'm doing it. I was just as good as any of the other girls, I was better than a lot of them. I know you only cut me because Jared was looking at me more than you. I've been waiting for this for five years. You were always a shitty head cheerleader. We're going to have some fun now. See this? Know what this is? It delivers a painful electric shock when applied to the flesh. See how you can change the voltage? Here, I'll start it on low. Are you ready?

Look at me.

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Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-01-26 14:56:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You puzzle me.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-11-30 13:40:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow!

Very well done.

Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2004-11-09 11:12:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

aww, thanks fetish

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-09 07:01:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Coolest name ever...

Submitted by Lotus at 2004-11-09 04:51:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You're scary

Submitted by OH BOOBS TO THAT MARY <ohboobstothatmary.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-11-08 23:13:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

What can I say...Clarice, darlng...excellent!

Submitted by Simpsonsfreak (user info) at 2004-11-08 20:53:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

umm...k, that was messed up.
I dunno, it was strange.

Submitted by joe dirt at 2004-11-08 20:38:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

wtf. this is uber gay


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