The Choice (456 hits)
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Submitted by DemoLocke (View user info) at 2004-11-09 01:56:16 EST
There is something innately unappealing about a day-old, half-eaten, peanut-butter and jelly sandwich residing in a plastic bag. This is a well-known fact.
What is not so well known is that this year's election was STOLEN. Hear me out.
Just kidding. Bet you thought I was going to go off on a tangent there. I'll keep my focus, though, and continue on about the sandwich-in-a-bag point I was trying to make.
I was in the computer lab today and was trying to get the vibes going with a girl sitting at the next desk over. Type-ety type type, I tapped my keyboard with all the rhythm and groove of a Computer Science - slash - Drum major.
I am not a drum major, making this all the more impressive. Clickety-click-type-click. I was on a roll. Two problems arose. Namely, I wasn't getting any work done focusing all my energy on my bad-ass rhythm. More importantly though, I was burning calories like a CALORIMETER and was becoming hungry. My only food source? A day-old, half-eaten, peanut-butter and jelly sandwich (WHAT A COINCIDENCE, the story began with such an item!).
I cannot tell you whether the girl was impressed by my typing. What I can say is this: I faced a choice with that peanut-butter sandwich. Satisfy my hunger and put an end to my keyboardian orchastra. Or continue on, empty stomach and all.
But. There was a third option...
(To be Continued)
OK, that was a really bad cliff-hanger. The thirrrd option... OoooOOooh. I just made that up anyway, there are just two options.
I decided to eat the sandwich, and she got up and left. It was an awful sight indeed, the sandwich in the bag with the peanut-butter crusted to the sides, and the jelly soaking through the bread. I was hungry.
And then I woke up... It had all been a dream...
THE END
User Reviews
Submitted by manx (user info) at 2004-11-09 02:33:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
peanut butter...hmm... you wouldnt have been able to ask her out anyway cuz your toungue would've been stuck to the roof of your mouth
Submitted by 10c7c (user info) at 2004-11-09 02:30:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this was truely awesome
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-11-09 02:26:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It was a whole new day...I thought, "Huh, I wasn't scared of him anyway"
Until I noticed those rips in my sheets
And that was proof that there had been a nightmare...on my street
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-11-09 02:19:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The two comments below me earn you the +2.
Submitted by Hatch (user info) at 2004-11-09 02:02:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
seriously wtf? not a -2 tho b/c of the pic
Submitted by opigovgod (user info) at 2004-11-09 02:00:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why the hell do u americans eat those 'peanut butter and jelly sandwhiches' whats the attraction there? they taste like shit. good luck with that thing