What up bitches (1208 hits)
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Submitted by HardK0re (formerly Bob) (View user info) at 2004-11-09 02:49:47 EST
I just wanted to say whats up bitches and introduce myself, my name is Mark and I live in Portland Oregon and I like good rap and drinking 40s, tell me about yourself and ask me anything I wanna get to know you crazy fuckers!!
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-02-01 01:20:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I remembered the password. :(
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-28 12:42:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I wont say it didn't cost me orc hands
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-28 08:59:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-01-28 03:31:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hang in there, K-Fed.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-28 02:33:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is a great post, people
RECKANEYYYZZZ
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-01-28 01:58:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You're in Goldie Lookin Chain, right?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-28 01:06:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I still have that sweet, sweet money rag and bling.
Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2006-12-28 17:12:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I just don't know what to say about this. If this is boredom before bed...I'd hang myself. And when that fails, I'd shoot myself. I'd load 2 bullets just to make sure....and confuse the police.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-28 16:54:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hehehehhehhe
+2 for dorky me
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-06-06 20:03:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's a stunningly beautiful immitation silver marijuana leaf medallion you have there, you are truly opulent in your mindless imitative consumerism.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-06-06 19:38:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHH
I forgot about this.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-18 11:03:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Man...you are one scary mo' fo'...Just like Cookie Monster. Werd.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-11-18 10:57:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking gay.
Submitted by F.U. at 2004-11-10 00:39:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And as for the Kanye West reference, maybe if you had a college degree you could afford a real diamond instead of that shit you nabbed from a pawn shop. Kanye West says a college degree doesn't matter because he's lucky enough people buy his turd of an album. If you're not as fortunate as he is, you won't have much money unless you bust your ass for that piece-o-paypa', what I'm sayin, muhfukka?!?!?
Submitted by F.U. at 2004-11-10 00:30:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What up you hairy, no shavin', pencil-necked, fuzzy-sweatshirt-wearin', hobo-brown-bag-40-drinkin', thrift-store-stylin', fake-ass-chain-sportin', bird-flippin', dumbass-sign-makin', college-hatin', Kanye West-listenin', no-educated, no-sense-of-humor, wack-ass rice patty dick scrub?
You couldn't be serious. Right?
Submitted by revoDneB (user info) at 2004-11-09 16:45:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHA whats up bitch yourself!
Why don't you fucking shave and wash your clothes you wanna be gangster fuck!!
but you get a +2 anyway cause I laughed my ass off.
Submitted by HardK0re (user info) at 2004-11-09 16:04:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
did you just spooge on my fuckin picture?
Gross, man.
I'm kind of flattered.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-09 14:56:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*prints picture*
*ejaculates on it*
*cries*
Submitted by HardK0re (user info) at 2004-11-09 14:35:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey all I feel stupid for putting this up last night, I was drinking and bored..
maybe you all will forget about this post after awhile huh!
Submitted by big_wigger (user info) at 2004-11-09 11:43:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that was your halloween costume right?
if you wear a dollar bill bandanna and a pot leaf necklace to go to the grocery store....nevermind
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2004-11-09 11:30:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Portland Oregon, is just like MoTown.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-11-09 06:46:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-11-09 06:05:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wat, no burberry?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2004-11-09 05:36:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmm... I read this and thought it was a bit immature.. and not too clever with the "yo, yo YO" attitute..
and for thinking that calling people bitches is actually cool..
But you honestly sound genuine enough other than all that 'outer' frippery.
Maybe best not to camwhore again.. unless you're in a tutu.. and drunk.. or something
But hey, I've never posted anything so what do I know.. good luck, man..
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2004-11-09 05:33:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"... I met this girl, she was really outasight. I said, 'Baby, what you doin'?' She said, 'Well, you know, I'm alright. How are you?' I said, 'Well, everything's the same old thing, just a big drag. I was wonderin', what is this that you got in that little sack there?' She said, 'This?' and she opened it up and it went like this (feedback). I said 'WHEW!! Close it! Close it! Baby, look out!' She put her thumb in. So I stuck my fingers in and PUUFF!!! a big Purple Haze!"
--Hendrix
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2004-11-09 05:03:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow. I already hate you
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-09 04:37:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the cum stain on the sweater. Wear it with pride, man!
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-11-09 04:26:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The only reason why Bart didn't -2 this?
Shenanigans.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-11-09 04:26:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
love, is a thing of the heart
joy, is a thing of the soul
but fear is a thing of the gut
feel that rise
the rusted bile within?
make sure the little rabbits don't stray too far, you know
they might fall off the cliff's edge
and what then?
you walk around and find them impaled
on a field of steely spikes
maybe this shows a lack of sanity in the voice you can read
but maybe you just don't realize
love
is
fear
Submitted by HardK0re (user info) at 2004-11-09 04:22:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You ARE scary man, I could tell from your picture.
Alright all I'm out, time to sleep for me. Method - peace
talk to all of you later, I'll read the replies in the morning. Thanks for not all being assholes, I'd like to post stuff if people give me a chance. Ijust thought putting a picture up was a good start, maybe not, I guess I'll see.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-11-09 04:17:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i know, i could've damaged the wooden floors
but it's ok, i hit all my targets
so the floors stayed shiny and unbroken
then we flushed the midget bodies down the toilets
and had a whiskey milkshake
yum
Submitted by HardK0re (user info) at 2004-11-09 04:12:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you threw bowling balls at a midget? dude that's just wrong.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-11-09 04:11:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah the meanest thing i ever did was throw bowling balls at a midget
who the fuck lets a midget in to a bowling alley?
idiots
Submitted by HardK0re (user info) at 2004-11-09 04:10:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
tigre? seriously what are you talking about?
I was just fuckin joking with you man. Sorry
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-09 04:06:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you're not funny, tigre.
Submitted by HardK0re (user info) at 2004-11-09 04:05:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks for the link man, cool picture, you look mean though I'm glad you're not.
Maybe you could beat up that Method guy, he should be easy to find, just look for the stick up his ass.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-11-09 04:02:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Where's your picture? do you have one? I wanna know who I'm talking to if you have one."
http://www.ubersite.com/m/24676
this post is pure fucking gold
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-11-09 03:53:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is this bob? I'm so conflicted.
I'm not sure if I should laugh, or laugh.
Submitted by HardK0re (user info) at 2004-11-09 03:52:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What's your problem Method, did your mom kick you out of bed again? ha ha!! crab ass.
Submitted by HardK0re (user info) at 2004-11-09 03:51:40 EST (#)
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Yo I didn't eat any shrooms, that shit tastes nasty.
Seanfogy I couldn't get a fuckin word out of that that made sense but I say WHAT UUUP anyways! Where you at bitch? can I call you bitch, bitch? hahaha!!
I'm listening to Kanye West right now and I like his shit. Just started listening to it and I like that college degree shit, I mean come on yo, who can afford that shit and does it really do anything for you, probably not!
I graduated high school in 99 and thats all I need, sure I'm not working right now but hell I don't care I got enough money for now and fuck everything else. I mean not like I'm rich but I gots my shit together ya know?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-09 03:49:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-11-09 03:48:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ay man, you kick it wit the icy hot stuntaz? i hear them cats be pullin mad bitches, you know what i'm sayin? straight up hard CORE mothafuckaz, you dig? yo, check it out, my babys mom saw your picture and said she would let you fuck her in the ass if you want. you look like a cool ass dude, so you can have the naggin bitch.
holla back
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2004-11-09 03:47:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I though shrooms were out of season, at least here on the Gulf.
Submitted by HardK0re (user info) at 2004-11-09 03:38:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I like this site better than those stupid fucking chatrooms and why can't I talk to people here? Dude its not like I'm going to be on here all the time and shit just tonight I think.
Submitted by HardK0re (user info) at 2004-11-09 03:37:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
how am I a stereotype? I just wear what I like to wear (but this is my good track suit)
I got nothing else to do it's cold in Oregon right now so I'm not going anywhere tonight. Got no hos to speak of neither!
what are you doing online yourself? man you got nothing better to do? we're a sad group I guess huh!
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-11-09 03:36:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, btw, go to a chatroom.
Also, if this IS bob, fuck you for making me look like an ass.
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-11-09 03:35:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Is...is this serious? What the fuck is this?
Lucky for you, this made me smile. I've never seen such a blatant stereotype in my life. Why are you online talking to people when you can be out spitting freestyles on the corner, or busting in your hoes eye?
Submitted by HardK0re (user info) at 2004-11-09 03:35:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
aww come on people. did you all go to bed or what the fuck..
there's nothing going on right now and I want some conversation up in this bitch!
Submitted by landyuk at 2004-11-09 03:28:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've never laughed so much before.....watup wigga??
Submitted by HardK0re (user info) at 2004-11-09 03:25:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Istaros I cant beleive you didn't notice that before! that's the fucking icing on my pimp cake, that and my bud necklace I got at Gen X with a diamond in it BLINGIN BABY
okay so it's a fake diamond but who cares right? I won't gold cap my teeth though that shit is gross lookin. Where's your picture? do you have one? I wanna know who I'm talking to if you have one.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-11-09 03:23:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck
youre wearing a dewrag with money motif?
AHHAAHHAHA
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-11-09 03:22:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Congratulations. You are now the 'user formerly known as Bob". Rock on.
Submitted by Demolocke (user info) at 2004-11-09 03:19:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
lol. Refer to camwhore comment below.
Submitted by HardK0re (user info) at 2004-11-09 03:16:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Doesn't anyone want to talk to me? Come on everyone, let's talk about something anything I can't sleep yet and have nothing to do!!
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-11-09 03:08:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHHHAHAHA
best camwhore i've ever fucking seen
Submitted by HardK0re (user info) at 2004-11-09 03:04:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
whoah that's weird it worked right away,s trange but cool'
someone is doing their job with this (as GW would say) "Internets"!
Submitted by HardK0re (user info) at 2004-11-09 03:03:49 EST (#)
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Ill have to fix that shit,thanks bart!! tell everyone I'm not that other Bob guy okay cause I don't think they'll beleive me!
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-11-09 03:02:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think it's because you left your "external name" blank. Funny.
Submitted by HardK0re (user info) at 2004-11-09 03:01:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Where the hell is Kakalaki?
and no the 40 is good old PBR, woot woot
but you can suck it anyway! as long as youre not fat!
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2004-11-09 03:00:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bob.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-09 02:59:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
She sucks my donger for generic soda.
I suck her for the same.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-11-09 02:58:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll suck your donger if that 40 is Steel Reserve.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-09 02:58:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Repasentin' South Kakilaki
Submitted by HardK0re (user info) at 2004-11-09 02:56:37 EST (#)
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hey side burns hows it hangin, me a little to the left! hahaha!
Where you at?
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-09 02:55:49 EST (#)
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Waddup Mark? What's up over there in Portland?
holla.
Submitted by HardK0re (user info) at 2004-11-09 02:54:00 EST (#)
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compels me to do what? post giant pictures/?
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-11-09 02:52:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you!
Submitted by HardK0re (user info) at 2004-11-09 02:50:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Im not that bob kid yo I'm mark, what the fuck>whats wrong witht his site?
Submitted by HardK0re (user info) at 2004-11-09 02:50:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WHy the fuck does this say bob?