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4 Minutes of Silence and a Post-Modern Look at a Blank Canvas. (435 hits)

Category: Quotes & Stories -> Poetry

Rating: 1.22 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (View user info) at 2004-11-09 11:23:03 EST


Clap your hands over your ears tightly and leave them there for 4 minutes.
After accomplishing this task, scroll down until you can't see anything in the post.









































































































































































Wasn't that refreshing?

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User Reviews


Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-20 20:58:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Secretly, I like Jabba.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-11-20 20:45:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Weird! But yes, it is quite refreshing.
Thanks Jabba.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-09 13:28:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Thanks, i just got fired from my job as a school bus driver cos we crashed into a ravine. Way to give me orders, assstormtrooper.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-09 13:25:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

thank you for this.

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-11-09 13:18:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ehh ok

Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-11-09 11:27:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

It was actually kind of... insightful and stuff. Weird.

Submitted by toddska (user info) at 2004-11-09 11:26:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Have to +2 this.

It gave everything it promised

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-09 11:25:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Well, it was by far your best post...and it still fucking stank.

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-09 11:24:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes it was - thanks!


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