Ohhhhh I'm SO busy (733 hits)
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Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas (View user info) at 2004-11-09 12:28:25 EST
"Ohhhhh I'm sooooooo BUSY *sighhhhh* I'm SWAMPED! I've really got a full plate right now!!! I'm SOOOOO BUSY, I'll HAVE to look at it later. *SIGHHHHHHH*"
SHUT UP ! SHUT THE FUCK UP !
Too busy to take 30 seconds? Too busy to pick up the fucking phone for a minute? Really, it'll ONLY take 30 seconds of your time, for fuck's sake.
Do you have any idea what "busy" really is?
Quit fucking hyper talking, quit fucking grunting, empty your fucking email/vmail box, quit fucking walking around here 3x the speed you usually do, quit fucking CC:ing issue-unrelated superiors, CALM DOWN AND JUST FUCKING LISTEN for 30 seconds.
You aren't fucking important. If you were to not show up tomorrow, it would have no impact. You are NOT a necessary component. Die.
User Reviews
Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-02-05 17:11:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-12-11 14:02:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I didn't understand this
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2005-02-05 16:56:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That captures exactly what I was thinking.
I want to rule by fear, dammit!
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-12-11 14:02:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I didn't understand this
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-12-11 14:01:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
But I REALLY have to get this TPS report in by tomorrow.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-12-11 13:48:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
...and breathe.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2004-12-11 13:29:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
feel better?
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-12-11 13:14:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
it captures the emotion, so +2
Submitted by BambiAmbi (user info) at 2004-12-09 14:52:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you take your name from that Rammstein song? I love Rammstein.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-09 16:17:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck those fuckers.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2004-11-09 15:41:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I know all about this shit.
Submitted by keirzty34 (user info) at 2004-11-09 14:52:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
heh
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-09 14:17:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for that
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-11-09 13:30:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The worst is when they actually see you waiting there and they continue to talk on the phone, pretend to look over reports, etc.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-09 13:21:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate people that can't handle their simple jobs. If it's SO tough, they shouldn't be fucking doing it.
I also hate people who don't listen. If they shut their mouths and listened for once, I wouldn't have to go to 5 meetings a week on the same fucking thing. IDIOTS!
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2004-11-09 13:03:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like it very much.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-09 12:58:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sounds disturbingly familiar! Solution = Blow up the cube farm
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-11-09 12:56:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this looks like an attempt at a loki-esque post.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-11-09 12:52:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate being told to "please find" something that half the time isn't actually attached.
That and also being thanked in advance
I also hate it when someone decides that something that is seriously, not a high priority is a high priority.
This asshat that works in another department called my boss about something hugely important. Since she knew who is was, she didn't answer. Then he called the manager who reports to her, oddly enough he was at lunch what with it being 12:30. Then, we think going alphabetically through the organizational chart, he called me and like an idiot I answered.
His huge drop everything right fucking now issue: That there are FOUR WHOLE PEOPLE who's allocation for employee benefits is getting charged to the parent company. OHMYGODNO, you mean to tell me that the benefits for 4 out of 8,000 people is getting charged to corporate.
by all means, this is the time for panic
quick, call the SEC, call the FERK, call the DOL, call the PAPERS this is huge
Attached please find the corporate policy on benefit roll ups to corporate as well as the company policy on materiality. Thank you in advance for being brave about the fact that nobody but you cares about this issue. Feel free to contact someone other than me should you have any further questions.
Submitted by JenBee (user info) at 2004-11-09 12:49:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
perfection.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-11-09 12:36:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
When life is conducted mainly via email, you have no life at all.
"The noose gets tighter around
my throat
But I ain´t at the end of my rope ´cause
I won´t be the one left behind
Can´t be king of the world
If you´re slave to the grind
Tear down the rat racial slime
Can´t be king of the world
If you´re slave to the grind "
-Skid Row
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-09 12:34:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm too busy to read this now, I'll come back later, but it looks good
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-11-09 12:33:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i hate those fuckers
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-11-09 12:32:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I totally feel your pain, brother.
Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas (user info) at 2004-11-09 12:30:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And STOP fucking THANKING ME in ADVANCE.