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Funny or Not (764 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: -1.5 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <Cleanfornow> (View user info) at 2004-11-09 13:32:55 EST


The following subjects are funny (Just to name a few):

People slipping and falling on their asses, especially old people.

Dead baby jokes

Blonde jokes

Sexist jokes

Racial jokes

Shit and shitting

Cheating

Getting caught cheating

Exes

Fucking

Cum

Anal sex

Masturbation

Stories about getting beat-up by the police

Drunkenness

Gays, transsexuals, transvestites

Fat people

Tall people

Short people

Skinny people

Large breasted women

Flat chested women

Man tits

Frustration

Retards

Constipation

Drug abuse

Whores

Grievous injuries

Our jobs

Caffeine

Drool

Politics

Farting

Religion

Cripples

Love

Driving

The weather

Grannies

Rape

Pedophilia

Beastiality

Porn

Eating

School

Ren and Stimpy

Computers

Courtship

Relationships

Hates

Movies

Oral

Cars

The Mall

Video games

Cukecumbers

Public displays

Rudeness

Arrogance

Food

Ignorance

Belching

Belligerence

Insects

Dildos

Pets

Cruelty

Canada (especially Quebec)

Farmers

Squirrels

Sporks

Lawyers...


The following subjects are not funny:

Hitler


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Submitted by GK (user info) at 2004-11-18 22:27:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Things not funny:

Hitler
This post
Your sex life
Your shenanigans with a tree branch
Your floppy dick

Things funny:

You getting pancreatic cancer
You never posting again

Oh by the way,

-2 DIE!!!!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-09 21:27:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-09 13:57:01 (#)
Ranking: -2

Should be: gay or gay



See: http://www.ubersite.com/m/49732

Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2004-11-09 16:44:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

You do got a couple of funny things in there- however most of it is pretty weak since all youre doing is laughing at other peoples misfortune.


One VERY Important thing you left out was one of my favorite comedic topics- MULLETS!!! Nothing is funnier than a mullet!

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-11-09 16:37:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You accidently put hitler in the wrong column.

Submitted by Luso (user info) at 2004-11-09 16:29:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Yeah, most of those are funny.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-11-09 15:13:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

For the most part, yes. You can take any subject there and turn it into gold, with a little creativity.

Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2004-11-09 14:53:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey, just trying to give some friendly advice. Choose to ignore it and it's your sex life that will suffer. Trust me on this one, there really isn't anything funny about Hitler. Not even sick humor funny.

Submitted by SwissCamel (user info) at 2004-11-09 14:42:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Best post ever.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-09 14:27:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You forgot your love life, thats one of those things thats so sad its funny

Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-11-09 14:11:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Hitler is hilarious. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-11-09 14:01:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

The following subjects are funny (Just to name a few):

People slipping and falling on their asses, especially old people.

Dead baby jokes

Blonde jokes

Sexist jokes

Racial jokes

Shit and shitting

Cheating

Getting caught cheating

Exes

Fucking

Cum

Anal sex

Masturbation

Stories about getting beat-up by the police

Drunkenness

Gays, transsexuals, transvestites

Fat people

Tall people

Short people

Skinny people

Large breasted women

Flat chested women

Man tits

Frustration

Retards

Constipation

Drug abuse

Whores

Grievous injuries

Our jobs

Caffeine

Drool

Politics

Farting

Religion

Cripples

Love

Driving

The weather

Grannies

Rape

Pedophilia

Beastiality

Porn

Eating

School

Ren and Stimpy

Computers

Courtship

Relationships

Hates

Movies

Oral

Cars

The Mall

Video games

Cukecumbers

Public displays

Rudeness

Arrogance

Food

Ignorance

Belching

Belligerence

Insects

Dildos

Pets

Cruelty

Canada (especially Quebec)

Farmers

Squirrels

Sporks

Lawyers...


The following subjects are not funny:

Hitler

This post

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-09 13:57:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Should be: gay or gay

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-11-09 13:56:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-11-09 13:40:20 (#)
Ranking: -2

Not.

Submitted by congo (user info) at 2004-11-09 13:49:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Sorry. Any list of funny things better include "Football to the groin."

better luck next time.


Submitted by abefroman42 (user info) at 2004-11-09 13:48:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Hitler is one funny fuck

Submitted by johnathonm (user info) at 2004-11-09 13:45:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You forgot the Holocaust - that's absolutely hilarious!!!

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-11-09 13:43:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Brilliant set of observations.

Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-11-09 13:40:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Not.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-09 13:37:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

the following is queer:


You!



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-09 13:35:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This post - Not

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2004-11-09 13:35:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I beg to differ, I find Hitler to be most amusing. The little hat he wore, the walk, the cane, the pies...wait, what? You say that wasnt Hitler?

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-11-09 13:34:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

The following things about this post suck:

Everything.


Bart: You know, Grampa kinda smells like that trunk in the garage
where the bottom's all wet.

Lisa: Nuh-uh, he smells more like a photo lab.

Homer: Stop it, both of you! Grampa smells like a regular old man,
which is more like a hallway in a hospital.

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