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I'm An Amendment (448 hits)

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Rating: -0.2 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by Tastycat <guysmily00.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-09 19:26:37 EST

Kid: Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of Congress?
Amendment: I'm not garbage.

(starts singing)
I'm an amendment-to-be, yes an amendment-to-be,
And I'm hoping that they'll ratify me.

There's a lot of ass-fuckers,
Who have got too much freedom,
I want to make it legal
For policemen to beat'em.

'Cause there's limits to our liberties,
At least I hope and pray that there are,
'Cause those liberal freaks go too far.

(spoken)
Kid: But why can't we just make a law against gay marriages?
Amendment: Because that law would be unconstitutional. But if we changed the Constitution...
Kid: Then we could make all sorts of crazy laws!
Amendment: Now you're catching on!
Kid: What if people say you're not good enough to be in the Constitution?

(sings)
Amendment: Then I'll crush all opposition to me,
And I'll make Ralph Nader pay.
If he fights back, I'll say that he's gay.

(spoken)
Congressman: Good news, Amendment! They ratified ya!
You're in the US Constitution!
Amendment: Oh yeah!

Bart: What the hell is this?
Lisa: It's one of those campy '70s throwbacks that appeals to Generation Xers.
Bart: We need another Vietnam to thin out their ranks a little.

User Reviews

Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-10 10:01:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-11-09 22:43:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?

Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2004-11-09 21:45:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

that sucked like a floor model hoover.

Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2004-11-09 21:31:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Technically not a copy-paste. I did update it to reflect current issues.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-09 19:50:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-11-09 19:37:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Go to the video store and rent 'Schoolhouse Rock', you bad, bad boy!

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-11-09 19:34:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It's a copy-paste? Oh well. I hadn't seen it before.

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-11-09 19:27:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Now that's fucking funny.