A List of All My Friends (1624 hits)
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Submitted by StabKill (View user info) at 2004-11-09 19:50:00 EST
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Submitted by Academy (user info) at 2004-12-17 18:38:05 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-12-15 21:05:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shiznat (user info) at 2004-12-12 14:40:40 (#)
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Have you ever made a good post?
Submitted by BrittneyCheers4U (user info) at 2004-12-14 07:43:17 (#)
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why is this funny?
Submitted by The_Great_Tom (user info) at 2004-12-14 20:20:27 (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-11-27 08:18:40 EST (#)
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this kinda really sucked
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-11-27 08:14:35 EST (#)
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Reminded me of exam paper. I think it was supposed to so have plus1 because I did smirk
Submitted by cheesedick (user info) at 2004-11-27 08:01:33 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-11-26 18:02:23 EST (#)
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child rapist.
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2004-11-16 20:06:34 EST (#)
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That was insulting to my intelligence.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-11-11 23:59:11 EST (#)
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Check your email and submit that story that you killed a young child, Eric.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-10 22:45:23 EST (#)
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Whatever, pussy. All you can do is hide behind Bart, and send email and post on bbs's. Sad little boy.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-11-10 22:09:13 EST (#)
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Hey Eric, I have a rather large list of odu.edu email addresses. What do you want me to tell them for you? They'll think it came from erice004.at.odu.edu so don't worry you will get all the angry replies.
Maybe I should let you "confess" to everyone on that list how you enjoy having homosexual sex with some of the well known instructors there on campus.
Don't worry, I'll make sure it is interesting and causes you to get notified quickly.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-11-10 22:06:39 EST (#)
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http://www.recordonline.com/archive/2004/01/18/brf475.htm
Apparently the wrong Eric Rice died. Your obituary will probably be not so nice and not so accidental.
"Eric Rice was gunned down in a parking lot."
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-10 19:53:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-11-10 19:17:11 (#)
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Fetish has more friends than me. <insert frowning face here>
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Uh... Can I be your friend?
Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-11-10 19:17:11 EST (#)
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Fetish has more friends than me. <insert frowning face here>
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-10 19:02:07 EST (#)
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I'm nothing else, if not honest.
And brilliant.
Oh yeah...And handsome.
PS. And loaded.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-10 19:01:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-10 18:52:21 (#)
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All of my work is just as good as this reply was, Fetish, you raging homo.
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No. That reply was a cut above the rest.
Submitted by SwissCamel (user info) at 2004-11-10 18:53:55 EST (#)
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I thought WE were friends?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-10 18:52:21 EST (#)
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All of my work is just as good as this reply was, Fetish, you raging homo.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-10 18:49:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-10 10:34:02 (#)
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Idea stolen from Shlongy. Nice try, you plagerizing bastard.
(See: http://www.ubersite.com/m/51069)
You're REALLY scraping the bottom of the literary barrel when you start stealing ideas form Shlongy.
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Best reply ever.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-10 14:45:58 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/51155
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-10 10:34:02 EST (#)
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Idea stolen from Shlongy. Nice try, you plagerizing bastard.
(See: http://www.ubersite.com/m/51069)
You're REALLY scraping the bottom of the literary barrel when you start stealing ideas form Shlongy.
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-11-10 10:29:00 EST (#)
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"-2 DIE!"
Um... I mean... shit.
*adds his name to the list*
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-10 10:01:42 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-11-10 07:57:28 EST (#)
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Shit like this brings posts like this:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/51113
And one day you might realize those posts will stop if you do. But for some reason you can't stop, and that is really sad.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-11-10 05:36:03 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Amusingly_shaped_semen_stain (user info) at 2004-11-10 04:32:48 EST (#)
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Maybe you should park your car on a train line
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-10 01:50:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll be your friend, Stabby. Now FUCK OFF. Just kidding, bud! NO, REALLY, FUCK OFF AND DIE ASSHOLE! Kidding! I kid! I'm a KIDDER! I WILL KILL YOU. YOU ARE A COCKSUCKING LOSER! Kidding!
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-11-10 01:33:53 EST (#)
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I seriously don't know what's wrong with you people. I'm sure you're all very respectable people.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-11-10 01:31:52 EST (#)
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Ugh.
The point of a sight gag is to just leave it blank.
If you have to explain the joke, chances are good it's not funny.
Such is the case here.
Submitted by SundanceKid (user info) at 2004-11-10 00:13:25 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by F.U. at 2004-11-09 23:58:33 EST (#)
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I have to piss so bad my teeth are floating.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:50:41 EST (#)
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"you have no friends! boo hoo!"
Fucking lame.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-11-09 22:24:00 EST (#)
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Question: How many tears are in Eric Rice's eyes right now?
A) 4
B) 3
C) 2
D) 1
E) None, he is a robot
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-09 22:23:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're not invited to my birthday party.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-11-09 22:16:27 EST (#)
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well done
Submitted by FreshPrince (user info) at 2004-11-09 21:26:32 EST (#)
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I'll be fetish's friend
ahahaha, no I won't
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-09 21:20:35 EST (#)
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Haw haw haw, fetish. You sure got one over on me. But at the end of the day you still have no friends. At all.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-09 20:41:12 EST (#)
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stabkill is the biggest loser ever
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-09 20:40:09 EST (#)
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It can also be a list of fuckface's friends.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-09 20:36:02 EST (#)
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Don't worry, fetish temporarily forgot his own name, Eric D. Rice, and thought he was stabkill. Do not worry. The list of fetish's friends is still valid.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-11-09 20:21:13 EST (#)
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You really killed it with the message at the bottom.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-09 20:14:49 EST (#)
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we already knew that.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-09 20:08:27 EST (#)
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der her her
Submitted by Commie_bastard (user info) at 2004-11-09 20:01:13 EST (#)
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HOW.................. WITTY!
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-11-09 20:00:40 EST (#)
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No one can be more lonely than heyzues, so says God. For it was decreed before than dawn of existance that heyzues shall never have friends..............Ever.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-09 20:00:36 EST (#)
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I knew you didn't have any friends.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-11-09 19:56:52 EST (#)
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But that is so sad.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-09 19:56:09 EST (#)
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It is fetish
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-11-09 19:52:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'll be your friend if I get to play that Atari 2600 of yours.
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-11-09 19:51:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
aw, you need a hug
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-09 19:51:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i wuv u
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-09 19:51:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Heh..