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What does an elephant use as a tampon? (999 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: -0.14 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by disgruntled (View user info) at 2004-11-09 20:27:41 EST


A sheep.

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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2004-11-10 10:41:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

why do i laugh? why?

Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2004-11-10 08:48:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:59:29 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-11-09 20:32:26 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

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PWNED
***********

Asskisser

Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:59:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-11-09 20:32:26 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

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PWNED

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:37:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:35:25 (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:23:33 (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-09 20:39:46 (#)
Ranking: 1

well, that was the worst, most predictible joke ever, but i laughed out loud.
+1


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Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:23:33 (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-09 20:39:46 (#)
Ranking: 1

well, that was the worst, most predictible joke ever, but i laughed out loud.
+1

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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-09 20:39:46 (#)
Ranking: 1

well, that was the worst, most predictible joke ever, but i laughed out loud.
+1

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I laughed out loud a this response.


Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:35:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:23:33 (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-09 20:39:46 (#)
Ranking: 1

well, that was the worst, most predictible joke ever, but i laughed out loud.
+1


Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:23:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-09 20:39:46 (#)
Ranking: 1

well, that was the worst, most predictible joke ever, but i laughed out loud.
+1

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-09 20:39:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

well, that was the worst, most predictible joke ever, but i laughed out loud.
+1

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-09 20:37:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I demand my ratings back!

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-11-09 20:32:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-09 20:32:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What does your fat momma use as a tampon?

Nothing. She just bleeds on the cage bars.


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