Okay guys.. I've made my decision. I'm starting a pterodactyl farm. (878 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: 1.09 on 27 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sepsis (View user info) at 2004-11-09 22:23:23 EST
The other day I was sitting in the back of my environmental studies class, like usual...
When suddenly, the teacher asked me a question I had never heard before:
"What can you do to make the world a better place?"
I was stunned. For the first time in my life, I was forced to think beyond the small bubble of my existence.
I was forced into a new and unknown territory... thinking about other people's feelings.
Naturally, I panicked.
After the hyperventilation and bloating subsided, I decided that I should really stop and think about this a bit.
What could I do to aid this poor, poor world? How can I bring a smile to the lips of the down-trodden and impoverished?
The answer came to me in a flash:
I could start a pterodactyl farm.
I know for a FACT that everybody wants a pterodactyl. Hell, I'd go so far as to say that everybody NEEDS a pterodactyl.
My pterodactyl's are 100% PURE-BRED, quality beasts. They'll do your laundry, clean your dishes, even carry your backpack to school!
Holy crap!
THE WAIT IS OVER.
Order a damn pterodactyl TODAY!
For ordering information, call toll free 1-800-PTERODACTYL.
User Reviews
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-11-10 12:01:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
woot for pterodactyls.
(See, Sepsis, I'm not entirely unreasonable. If I like your post, you get a good rating. I don't rate based on username unlike so many others.)
Submitted by Mitchell (user info) at 2004-11-10 11:25:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
will mine eat people on command?
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-11-10 06:21:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-10 05:56:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Where's that nazi German kid gone, now he was mostly entertaining. This was lame in the membrane. As in shite.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-10 00:47:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i am not hot about this one
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:40:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I never use pterodactyl's cos im tryin to get my girlfriend pregnant.
Wait...
Submitted by Arm_The_Homeless (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:38:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's cool that you can make your light posts as entertaining as your dark posts.
Rock.
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:34:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Man, I want a pterodactyl.
You are SUCH a humanitarian! You should get an award or something!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:32:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:13:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:06:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
Nope, didn't read it.
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I hate people like this...
YOU clicked on it. The least you could do is READ the godamn thing.
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Hey retard. My ratings don't count, so why would it matter to you?
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:31:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BIG FUCKIN BIRDS = +2
Submitted by RouteTwo (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:29:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
so stupid it's funny.
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:18:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
luckily, god chicken talked some sense into me. I'm so over it.
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:16:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
don't be so hard on them, coach, I do it all the time. It's a real blast
Submitted by Commie_bastard (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:15:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:13:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:06:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
Nope, didn't read it.
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I hate people like this...
YOU clicked on it. The least you could do is READ the godamn thing.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:13:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:12:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:06:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nope, didn't read it.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-11-09 22:59:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
has potential
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2004-11-09 22:58:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can you eat them?
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-09 22:38:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can try to fix it a little... more
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-09 22:38:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can try to fix it a little
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-09 22:38:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
pure genious
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-09 22:38:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
meant that to be a +1, sorry.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-09 22:37:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Hey! Let's do that 2,000-pound man thing. I'll be that Carl Reiner guy,
and you be what's-his-face.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer vs. Patty and Selma
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-11-09 22:28:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Marge: Homie, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of
your life?
Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life.
Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-09 22:26:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win
or lose: it's how drunk you get.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart Gets An Elephant