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Okay guys.. I've made my decision. I'm starting a pterodactyl farm. (878 hits)

Category: General

Rating: 1.09 on 27 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Sepsis (View user info) at 2004-11-09 22:23:23 EST


The other day I was sitting in the back of my environmental studies class, like usual...

When suddenly, the teacher asked me a question I had never heard before:

"What can you do to make the world a better place?"

I was stunned. For the first time in my life, I was forced to think beyond the small bubble of my existence.

I was forced into a new and unknown territory... thinking about other people's feelings.

Naturally, I panicked.

After the hyperventilation and bloating subsided, I decided that I should really stop and think about this a bit.

What could I do to aid this poor, poor world? How can I bring a smile to the lips of the down-trodden and impoverished?

The answer came to me in a flash:

I could start a pterodactyl farm.

I know for a FACT that everybody wants a pterodactyl. Hell, I'd go so far as to say that everybody NEEDS a pterodactyl.

My pterodactyl's are 100% PURE-BRED, quality beasts. They'll do your laundry, clean your dishes, even carry your backpack to school!

Holy crap!

THE WAIT IS OVER.

Order a damn pterodactyl TODAY!

For ordering information, call toll free 1-800-PTERODACTYL.


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Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-11-10 12:01:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

woot for pterodactyls.

(See, Sepsis, I'm not entirely unreasonable. If I like your post, you get a good rating. I don't rate based on username unlike so many others.)

Submitted by Mitchell (user info) at 2004-11-10 11:25:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

will mine eat people on command?

Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-11-10 06:21:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-10 05:56:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Where's that nazi German kid gone, now he was mostly entertaining. This was lame in the membrane. As in shite.

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-10 00:47:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i am not hot about this one

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:40:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I never use pterodactyl's cos im tryin to get my girlfriend pregnant.

Wait...

Submitted by Arm_The_Homeless (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:38:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It's cool that you can make your light posts as entertaining as your dark posts.

Rock.

Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:34:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Man, I want a pterodactyl.

You are SUCH a humanitarian! You should get an award or something!

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:32:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:13:47 (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:06:41 (#)
Ranking: -2

Nope, didn't read it.

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I hate people like this...

YOU clicked on it. The least you could do is READ the godamn thing.

--

Hey retard. My ratings don't count, so why would it matter to you?

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:31:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

BIG FUCKIN BIRDS = +2

Submitted by RouteTwo (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:29:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

so stupid it's funny.

Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:18:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

luckily, god chicken talked some sense into me. I'm so over it.

Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:16:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

don't be so hard on them, coach, I do it all the time. It's a real blast

Submitted by Commie_bastard (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:15:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:13:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:06:41 (#)
Ranking: -2

Nope, didn't read it.

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I hate people like this...

YOU clicked on it. The least you could do is READ the godamn thing.

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:13:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:12:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:06:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Nope, didn't read it.

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-11-09 22:59:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

has potential

Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2004-11-09 22:58:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Can you eat them?

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-09 22:38:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I can try to fix it a little... more

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-09 22:38:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I can try to fix it a little

Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-09 22:38:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

pure genious

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-09 22:38:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

meant that to be a +1, sorry.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-09 22:37:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Hey! Let's do that 2,000-pound man thing. I'll be that Carl Reiner guy,
and you be what's-his-face.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer vs. Patty and Selma

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-11-09 22:28:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


Marge: Homie, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of
your life?

Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life.

Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy


Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-09 22:26:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win
or lose: it's how drunk you get.

-- Homer Simpson
Bart Gets An Elephant





Marge: You will not be getting a tattoo for Christmas.

Homer: Yeah. If you want one, you'll have to pay for it out of your
own allowance.

Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire