Kai's Official Disclaimer - PLEASE READ CAREFULLY! (809 hits)
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Submitted by Kai (View user info) at 2004-11-09 23:32:06 EST
2 strange things just happened to me. Let me tell you about them.
I was driving home tonight, random thoughts buzzing through my head. I thought about fossils. Archaeology, discovering lost ruins. I thought about space aliens coming to a cold and barren earth, scortched buy it's inhabitants own hand a millenia ago. I thought about them digging the ruins, and discovering.... Bart's server. Scientitsts decipering the ancient data technology would find my posts. What would they think?
Then I thought - what if I died? Would my wife ever find what I had written here at Ubersite? Some of it is pretty fucked up stuff... What if someone else who knows me finds it? They'd never understand! Bim, Fluteboy, My camping trip with Jewtoast, Rape Post Sundays... any number of my posts or replies... out of context, this shit borders on insane, almost criminal. Am I really this person?
Yes I am.
Now the second thing;
Please take a peek at my last post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/51049
Personally, I really liked this post. Noone got hurt, got to reminisce about the good old D&D days with all the nerdy D&D friends on Ubersite I never had as a kid, and it seems other people liked it too. Ha ha ha, right? Then some guy named sketch9 leaves this comment out of the blue:
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Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2004-11-09 21:30:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
i liked it....
kinda sad that you actually had an advanced D&D character sheet lying around...
then you actually wrote down stuff from ubersite....
good shit though. solid +2
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Thanks for the compliment, but now I am completely freaked out. FUCK! "i can just imagine if someone found that...... " I found the sheet on google, and the shit I wrote down - no big deal. But again, out of context... my last 136 posts could easily be misconstrued as the diary of a madman. OLAS left because her Uberexperience became too personal (and I really, really was in love with her too..), what kind of a web am I spinning for myself here? What am I saying about myself here?
Ah fuck it. You know what? I think anyone with half a brain or more and a decent sense of humor who ever read my posts would understand - and enjoy. I don't fancy myself a writer by any stretch of the imagination - maybe I should. I'd do stand-up if I had the time. I like to laugh. Nobody laughs harder at the stuff I write than I do. Then again, I've written some heartfelt stuff too, and some pretty pointed political stuff, as well as PURE FUCKING CRAP. I swear too much, argue with idiots, and have been called everything from a fag to a jew to a Nazi to a Communist, sometimes all at once. Nobody will remember me, and what I write is just a blip compared to the rest of the crap on this website. I'm not that great.
I think that the whole point of this is to realize for myself what the fuck I am doing here. I share a lot of the contents of my brain here, good bad AND ugly; I like it. We are all twisted little people with twisted little lives full of secrets noone knows about. So what! Who else am I going to tell all this shit to? The sweet thing about not having any friends is that at least noone knows you well enough to know you have no friends!
Oops! I did it again!
It's those juicy tidbits that slip out occasionally that I worry about. But I guess lying about having lots of friends is worse than actually not having any friends and just admitting it. And that's just one example of the kind of shit we each have to deal with, which make us who we are.
Me? I know I'm fucked.
That's my disclaimer.
User Reviews
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-03-22 23:31:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-11-15 23:13:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I love when people get angry at people for rating posts poorly. It shows much more clearly your lack of a competent social life.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-11-14 22:48:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I wonder if Uber would be filled with shit posts if the end of the world came...
Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2004-11-11 17:27:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I inspired a post!!! fuck yeah!
I didnt honestly think you had a D&D sheet lying around... just comments...
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-11-10 10:33:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Honesty can have a +2.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-11-10 08:26:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-11-10 08:23:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What happened to OLAS?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-11-10 08:13:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Good idea.
I am going to do a disclaimer.
My mother it turns out, saw my photo on boredatwork and now reads my stuff.
That is disturbing on so many levels.
Especially my posts about her.
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2004-11-10 08:06:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, that guy is like, totally symmetrical n' stuff.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-11-10 06:02:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
wideboy
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-11-10 00:41:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-11-10 00:30:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Whatever.
I much would have prefered to give this a 0, and just put "Whatever." But I figured that would be misconstrued as negative or whatever, but I get what ya mean. I think. Whatever, I'm not gonna think about it. Have fun, laterrrrrrrr.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-11-10 00:08:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked this. But on your next post I'll probably call you a douchebag or something.
Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2004-11-10 00:04:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
interesting
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:45:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*heart*
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:43:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Awesome. My ratings don't count. I just shoved a carrot in a jew's eye.
Submitted by Commie_bastard (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:42:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Boo Faggot Boo
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:42:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, you CommuNazi Jew fag...
You so crazy.