My Concession Speech to Domenad (1962 hits)
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Submitted by Jimbo (View user info) at 2004-11-10 15:41:35 EST
Some of you may remember from way back in February (I think), Dome and I had a bet for $50 for the presidency. Then we both pussed out and decided we'd back it down to $20.
Well, it seems Bush will be in the White House for another four years, and Domenad has won our bet. I hereby acknowledge that Dome has the kind of vision, prescience, and talent to predict the future and should immediately quit his job and move over into the Phone-Psychic business. Miss Cleo tells me it's quite lucrative.
I also freely admit that I am a fool who should not be allowed out in public unaccompanied, and should be monitored with an ankle-mounted tracking device at all times.
Congratulations, Mr. Nads-Shaped-Like-Domes, you win. Now my family and I will be on the Ramen Noodle and Mac-N-Cheese diet until my next paycheck. And you know what that means.
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Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2004-11-16 15:51:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Appalachian State for Undergrad
New South Wales for Masters
Currently in Indianapolis.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-16 15:40:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
biomedical engineer i am i am.
i work now in syracuse, i'm moving to north jersey in a month.
i went to school at WPI
you?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-11-10 22:26:28 EST (#)
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sorry old boy
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-11-10 18:54:32 EST (#)
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+2 for the word Scurvy. That word always makes me laugh for some reason.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-11-10 18:52:51 EST (#)
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A +2 for not welching.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-11-10 18:44:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+2 my ass.
Jimbo, I love you like a brother (thus the +1), but you and I both know this is crapola.
Crapola, I say!
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-11-10 18:44:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Maybe..just maybe...
Ah, I've got nothing.
Submitted by SwissCamel (user info) at 2004-11-10 18:25:01 EST (#)
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'I hereby acknowledge that Dome has the kind of vision, prescience, and talent to predict the future'
Everyday I get a new favourite ever line.
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-11-10 18:08:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude... the scurvy is worth it.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-11-10 17:21:11 EST (#)
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Domenad has to pay tithing on that $20.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2004-11-10 17:10:55 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-11-10 16:52:51 EST (#)
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DON'T PAY HIM JIMBO HE'S A GODAMNED DIRTY APE!
Submitted by TheBigDikkar (user info) at 2004-11-10 16:52:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Would you like to making fuck?
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-11-10 16:46:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Never you mind how my nads are shaped.
God, I can picture your children starving and it's ripping me up inside. I think I'll buy 20 dollars worth of Publix chicken tenders to celebrate.
Submitted by runninginplace (user info) at 2004-11-10 16:17:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good speech
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-11-10 16:17:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HA!
I just noticed the Mac & Cheese was "Keto" Brand. Got the fam on a low-carb diet there, Jimbo?
Good for you, it may be healthy in the long run, but you WILL save money if you go with the traditional higher-carb stuff.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-11-10 16:14:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm tempted to ring you up and commiserate, but you'd recognise my voice!
Graciously conceded sir.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-11-10 16:11:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There simply ARE NOT ENOUGH SCURVY JOKES anymore.
Holy Shit that's funny!
But I feel you man, citrus is expensive.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-11-10 16:10:33 EST (#)
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You are a good loser! You should run for president.
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2004-11-10 16:05:27 EST (#)
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I love a concession.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-11-10 16:02:10 EST (#)
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Not that you're bitter or anything...
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-11-10 15:59:13 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-10 15:58:27 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-11-10 15:48:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Mr. Nads-Shaped-Like-Domes"
haha