BikerFox - Yet Another Man Forcing me to Question my Sexuality (2028 hits)
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Submitted by _Q_ (View user info) at 2004-11-10 16:09:32 EST
David Cross, I love you.
Thanks to the guidance of one of the most hilarious sketch comedy actors of all time (shameless plug http://www.bobanddavid.com), I stumbled across one of the most hilarious websites I have ever seen... bikerfox.com
All I can really say about this site is that some people bring ridicule onto themselves without ever really trying. How, you ask? Because they were born fucking ridiculous. Allow me to give you a synopsis of the site mentioned above before I unleash you horrible people on the bounty of hilarity that is to be found there.
The good city of Tulsa, Oklahoma, the very same town to produce the rock-out-with-your-cock-out Hansons, brings to you Bikerfox of the World, aka Frank DeLarzelere (Frank.at.ItsAllAboutPower.com).
"Bikerfox" is a man in his mid-to-late 40's that has lost a lot of weight from the power of positive thinking and is really into spreading his love for the trick riding of bicycles. And yes, he is an-8-on-the-richter-scale foxy. What I failed to mention is that he is also a sucker for punishment.
You see, Mr. DeLarzelere is balding, but continues to hold onto his mullet for dear life, and seems to think that the world enjoys looking at studio quality photos of a "mildly retarded loser". And let's just say his outlook on life isn't so much as 'positive' as it is... oh, I don't know... hallucinogen enduced? The front page alone is enough to give a man a seizure.
The best parts of his website are the 'philosophy section' (http://www.bikerfox.com/Philosophy/philosophies.htm), where you can find such nuggets of wisdom as:
"Slow Down around town" and "Guys, you need to listen to Dr. Phil and do what your wife tells you to do and everything will be just fine!"
the guest book (http://www.bikerfox.com/data/guest/guestbook/default.asp) where people shower their love upon Bikerfox. Take for example this fine guest
"Dagfinn B.
dagfinn.at.hotmail.com
This is quite possible the gayest thing I've ever seen. After looking at the BikerFox photos, I feel like I should bathe in gasoline and then have someone light a match. Holy..that is REALLY REALLY Gay."
and the photos... oh lord, the photos. See http://www.bikerfox.com/foxphotos2/ for just a little tease.
As most of you know, I take great pleasure in witnessing the non-fatal suffering of others.. and this is just another prime example. However, this is better, because the guy doesn't even know what a tool he is. Thankfully, this means he will be a source of joy for many people, for many years to come.
Even the good Lord has his court jesters, and Bikerfox is one of them. Bless you, Bikerfox, bless you.
http://www.bikerfox.com
I could go on, but the picture below pretty much sums it up better than I could ever put it. This also confirms that cyclists are the strangest people living on the earth today.
Enjoy!
~Q~
User Reviews
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-15 12:00:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
answer your yahoo! mail dude!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-14 06:01:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You were a star for a while! That DJ exposed you to the entire bar! You should be proud!
That and you're fuckin' nice for an albertan! =)
+2 for you elijah!
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-11-11 17:03:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool Q,
I don't think that I'll be able to make it out tonight (Thursday night) but saturday is big time do-able... just like sublime.
Ask Caul, he can tell you what I'm talking about.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-11-10 19:36:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-11-10 17:14:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
what hotel are you staying at?
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Chateau du Random Guy's House
We're bunking with the Polytechnique students that we're meeting.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-11-10 19:23:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
holy crapwagon!;./lk,l;'?
:hjinb <-- spilled coffee on my keyboard.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-11-10 18:26:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA..ahahaha.AHHAHAHAHA
*gasp*
AHAHAHAHA
http://www.bikerfox.com/foxphotos2/pages/418.htm
*choke*
*die*
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-10 17:32:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not a commie. I've seen commies at my gym. Those russians are fuckin' strong even when they're 15 years old and they laugh like robots.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-10 17:25:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
OK...I went to the link.
My expert opinion is if you are gonna have a picture taken, choose a DIFFERENT style than that shitass pic.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-11-10 17:14:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what hotel are you staying at?
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-11-10 17:09:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-10 17:05:06 (#)
Ranking: -1
Is "Kaelic style" some sort of code for, "butt naked, mounting each other"? Yikes.
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That would be what intuition would tell you, but its really just like this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/50806
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-10 17:05:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Is "Kaelic style" some sort of code for, "butt naked, mounting each other"? Yikes.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-11-10 17:04:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mullet zen:
"Make sure you are always 4-5 cars back from the vehicle in front of you."
"Why are you not feeling well? Tired? Un-Happy? there's only one reason folks, you are not exercising period."
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-11-10 17:00:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
We all need to get together at least once and pose for a picture, Kaelic style.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-11-10 16:59:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yo PMJ and Sublime,
I've already told Caul this, but I will be getting there tomorrow around 1:30 pm Montreal time. There is going to be a party that we have to attend in the evening that has a very high chance of becoming a night at a pub. I will get my hands on a computer so I can e-mail you guys to let you know where that will be if it happens.
Saturday is also looking like it will be a bar night, so I'll letcha know.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-11-10 16:53:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Q,
I responded to your question on the other thread, but I'll do so again here.
Yes, we have tomorrow off here in Quebec, as we're not a bunch of dirty commies... well, except for Caul. He's about as dirty a commie as you can get.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-11-10 16:51:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you sendin that e-mail about?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-10 16:41:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Q- I'm not in the toilet yet. In fact, I've had a very good month...Just not enough action- not enough games in my geographic area. And online still blows, par usual.
That's why we have this:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/51069
I will also be appearing this Saturday on the Emerald Princess for an afternoon of stealing money from the shills on this gambling boat.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-11-10 16:40:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
What the gayness?
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-11-10 16:28:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Word Shlongster.
Hey, send my hello's over to everyone at the next senior gamblers anonymous meeting.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-11-10 16:27:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I quote from his site:
"The secret to happiness is telling yourself you are happy, even when you are not."
If you substitute the word "happiness" for "sexy" we can arrive at the reasoning behind him taking shirtless photos in his underwear then posting them on the internet.
Submitted by Shlongy's gay lover at 2004-11-10 16:27:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't worry about the little Shlongster, _Q_. He's just a little upset right now. You see, his mullet is nowhere near as full and lush as the one in the photo. I suspect that my frequent man discharges into his mane have rendered it very brittle and stringy.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-11-10 16:23:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
EXTREME!!!!! DEADLY!!! RAD!!!!onehundredandeleven!!11
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-10 16:23:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are more than welcome, pal.
Just trying to keep it real, ya know?
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-11-10 16:19:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks Shlongy, you're the man.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-11-10 16:13:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mullet my bullet.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-10 16:12:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
From my vantage point, there should be no questions remaining, Q.
You're a mo.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Except perhaps, in this case.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-11-10 16:10:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Three cheers for communist socks!