You're gay part 2. A non-political rant. (512 hits)
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Submitted by sence (View user info) at 2004-11-10 16:12:10 EST
Heres an idea, take the fucking cell phone earpiece out of your ear. Do you think your in the C.I.A. or something? Why do people feel the need to leave that shit in their ear all day. Another thing,if your at a restaurant and your server is standing there with your food and you're puzzled why they're not putting it down..... it's because YOUR FUCKING HANDS ARE IN THE WAY!!! Also please don't order an iced tea "with a lemon". Where the fuck do you go where the iced tea has no lemon in it? I worked at a fastfood place in highschool and even there we put a lemon in it.
Furthermore, if you don't surf, why do you insist on wearing surf clothes. You don't see me wearing and 1 shirts or "jerseys" do you? No,Because I'm not playing or interested in those sports.
Just like I wouldn't wear an Indigo girls shirt 'cause I'm not a lesbian. Oh yeah, If one more person orders a half diet half regular coke or half regular coffee and half decaf I'm gonna shoot somebody. Lastly, there is no such thing as getting your steak cooked between medium rare and medium. Unless you know the temperature you want in farenhiet (i.e. 135 or 142) SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
This is a public service announcement brought to you in part by SENCE,to help you not look like a cum-stain.
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Submitted by miss_behvn (user info) at 2004-11-10 22:16:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh how I dont miss the days of being a server! Excuse me, can I get wah wah, wah, wah. NO!
Submitted by cheruboo (user info) at 2004-11-10 19:21:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2004-11-10 19:14:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't hate people for being different - that shit's intolerant by anyone's game. Although you did list it as a rant, so I won't dock you for it.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-11-10 18:04:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Screw Flanders.
Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2004-11-10 17:58:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2004-11-10 17:55:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wait until i do my service industry related post, it's going to rock so hard people are going to cum in their pants when they read it.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-11-10 16:33:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-11-10 16:31:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
take a deep breath. if you get too worked up you might have a heart attack.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-10 16:29:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for that half and half shit. That's pretty gay. I like it when people complain and say: "Hey, this isn't half diet, half regular!" Then you insist that it is, but really it isn't and you're just fucking with them.
I also hate the people who ask for no ice so that they can get that extra 1/2 ounce out of their soda.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-10 16:24:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shouldn't a "rant" have a "point"?
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2004-11-10 16:16:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Rant on, baby.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-10 16:14:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
not terrible