L.S.D. and the Trip-Hoppers (490 hits)
Category: Quotes & Stories -> PoetryRating: -1.5 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (View user info) at 2004-11-10 16:33:14 EST
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_____________|I'm not mad._____________|
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_____________|I'm not upset._____________|
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_____________|I'm just sad._____________|
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_____________|That you're not Boba Fett_____________|
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_____________|One day I'll try_____________|
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_____________|To make things right._____________|
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_____________|I'll fucking fly_____________|
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_____________|Into the night._____________|
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_____________|I want to have you_____________|
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_____________|Here next to me._____________|
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_____________|I want us to screw_____________|
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_____________|Elegantly._____________|
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_____________|I won't call you a bitch,_____________|
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_____________|Unless you ask._____________|
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_____________|I won't throw you in a ditch_____________|
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_____________|Without a mask_____________|
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_____________|Suck my dick,_____________|
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_____________|Lick my schlong_____________|
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_____________|That's the trick_____________|
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_____________|Now go long_____________|
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_____________|I'm cumming now_____________|
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_____________|And I'm cumming hard_____________|
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_____________|I'll aim for your eyebrow_____________|
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_____________|So be on guard_____________|
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_____________|Your asshole's tight_____________|
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_____________|And so is mine_____________|
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_____________|But that ain't right_____________|
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_____________|I've crossed the line_____________|
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_____________|I'll take out my cock_____________|
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_____________|If you take out your strap-on_____________|
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_____________|I'm still hard as a rock_____________|
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_____________|Cuz you have all that crap on_____________|
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_____________|And she's buy-uy-ing a sta-airway.......to heaven_____________|
User Reviews
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2004-11-11 03:40:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And with the words "LSD and trip-hoppers" in the same sentence I thought it was going to be good.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-10 18:10:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-11-10 17:32:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Screw Flanders.
Submitted by TheBigDikkar (user info) at 2004-11-10 16:49:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My love for you is like a truck.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-11-10 16:46:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hmmm...
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-11-10 16:45:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
whoa, apparently I'm on the MVA...AND I'VE POSSESSED MATT MAIORANO'S BODY!!!
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-10 16:36:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Jabba ranks,+1
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-10 16:35:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck?
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-11-10 16:34:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ouch.