Canada Needs Black Girls (3414 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.48 on 51 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Kai (View user info) at 2004-11-10 17:01:16 EST
Canada is, overall, a great place to live. We have everything you could ever want, and more. Most of Ubersite knows that already, but noone has mentioned the one category in which Canada is sorely lacking.... black girls.
Oh, we have some. There are LOTS back east, refugees from the Underground Slave Railroad of the 1800's. And again, back east, a fair number of Jamaicans, Haitians and even a sprinkling of actual Africans from Africa. But the further west you go, the fewer you find.
Now, I don't like white women much. I find them boring, and in many cases masculine, especially when compared to their sweet, tasty petite asian counterparts. I've banged 'em all, including East Indian women who are especially fucking HOT. In my life, I've only banged two black girls - and they were both Queen Latifah sized. Fun, but not the deluxe finger puppets I am used to.
Someone sent me a joke about Jamaican motorcycle accidents, and it included the pics below. It got me thinking. It made me jealous. I wanna go to Jamaica and see some hoodie rat ass, know what I mean? I've been to the states before too, and I am always spellbound by the incredibly HOT black women I see. It's like they're a dime a dozen down there.
What's your take on black women? What are they like? I've only known two, and I fucked 'em both. Guys, do you date them? Ladies, what do you think? AT Ubercon '05 I want the hottest Janet Jackson Lookalike hooker in Vegas, wherever she is. IN the meantime if you know any hot black women looking to leave the country looking to head north, send 'em my way. Thanks!
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Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-12-05 20:54:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-10 19:48:36 (#)
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I'm black below the waist. Does that count?
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How do you steal a TV with your feet ??
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-06-22 19:42:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-10 18:36:22 (#)
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I think we should clone Monica Belluci a few billion times and the world would be a happier place.
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I second this.
Submitted by Harmless (user info) at 2005-06-22 19:13:06 EDT (#)
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You know it's pretty true. I only knew the 3 black girls in my high school until I went to university this year.
In my city, there are no black people, anywhere. We had one family but they left. Really.
The only non-white people are Asian, but they all for one reason or another, have stereotypical jobs. They either a) own a chinese food restaurant, or b) a convenience store/gas station.
It's sad really. One hot asian girl in town? Harsh life to live man.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-06-22 18:56:55 EDT (#)
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Now, I don't like white women much. I find them boring, and in many cases masculine, especially when compared to their sweet, tasty petite asian counterparts. I've banged 'em all, including East Indian women who are especially fucking HOT. In my life, I've only banged two black girls - and they were both Queen Latifah sized. Fun, but not the deluxe finger puppets I am used to.
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Fucking great, I whole heartedly agree on the East Indian front, but there are more ugly than hot which sucks.
Submitted by minnowtaur (user info) at 2005-06-13 01:25:48 EDT (#)
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i dunno...alot of black women seem to have manly fetures(to me anyway, maybe all mine are inbread)
PS-i meant for that to sound incredibly racist
Submitted by mybrainisawaffle (user info) at 2005-06-13 01:03:27 EDT (#)
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I hit up the white and asians.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-06-12 17:21:39 EDT (#)
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Something about the shape of most black women puts me off
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-06-11 23:21:13 EDT (#)
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How did I not see this earlier??
Where's my spoon? Donovans got some hot black ass to eat!
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-03-22 23:31:29 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-11-11 12:15:13 EST (#)
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Im always of the opinion that the hottest people are of mixed descent
black & white
asian & hispanic
white & asian
etc
Therefore, everyone should fuck, and keep fucking, everyone they meet, until we're all a nice shade of brown
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-11-11 08:58:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Almost all black women have fat asses before they're 30 let alone after. I find black women as a generalisation the least attractive, I know of only one or two black girls that seem to have any class with a sensible sized ass, and yeah she is pretty hot, but then I don't think she looks typically black.
Asian girls don't really do it for me either, if I was a girly-man I'd probably say there's something sleazy about asian women that puts me off.
I'm a white girls only guy if we're stereotyping, there are of course exceptions to the rule but I don't like girls that steretypically look like they belong to another race.
Good post though
Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2004-11-11 08:18:05 EST (#)
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Asian women are the sexiest overall (to me).
Young Black ass is the best single female feature on earth. Too bad they tend to balloon to enormous proportions before they hit 30.
Blue eyed blondes: yawn
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-11-11 02:27:08 EST (#)
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nigga pleaze
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-11 02:10:41 EST (#)
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Hmm... i'd have to say some Salma Hayek wins the hottest babe award even though generally i would choose asians over latinas.
And DAMN thats some nice ass.
AND, Australia has the ugliest black chicks in the world. Unless you're attracted to big-foreheaded jins with scabies who hurl beer bottles at you, of course.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-11 02:05:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by 10c7c (user info) at 2004-11-10 22:15:15 (#)
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i know i know i know
try living in australia
its tragic
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What about lubras, you dumb shit. *CRINGE*
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-11 01:52:53 EST (#)
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bootay.
yes please.
Submitted by 10c7c (user info) at 2004-11-10 22:15:15 EST (#)
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i know i know i know
try living in australia
its tragic
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-10 19:48:36 EST (#)
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I'm black below the waist. Does that count?
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-10 19:08:00 EST (#)
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The Chick from Andromeda is Lexa Doig, she's half filipino (no wonder I love her!), and is CANADIAN! Figures!
Submitted by Fish3000 (user info) at 2004-11-10 18:57:23 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-10 18:49:34 EST (#)
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See now, Monica Belicci doesn't do it for me. Looks like a 10 year old brazillian boy. She'll look like a hag when she's older. No thanks!
Asian women age beautifully, except chinese, who turn into hideous bug eyed monsters. All it takes is a bottle of black hair dye.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-10 18:44:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-11-10 18:38:55 (#)
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Uhh..
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My thoughts exactly...
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-11-10 18:38:55 EST (#)
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Uhh..
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-10 18:36:22 EST (#)
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I think we should clone Monica Belluci a few billion times and the world would be a happier place.
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-11-10 18:31:49 EST (#)
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From an aesthetic sense, you know what's gorgeous?
Half Mexican, half Japanese.
Submitted by genocidic001 (user info) at 2004-11-10 18:19:02 EST (#)
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Sounds fair to me, kai.
Submitted by SwissCamel (user info) at 2004-11-10 18:16:53 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by genocidic001 (user info) at 2004-11-10 18:15:45 EST (#)
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Yeah, that Andromeda chick is hot. She looks asian.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-10 18:15:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by genocidic001 (user info) at 2004-11-10 18:09:19 (#)
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The black girl who chews you up and spits you out is what I and my friends refer to as "ghetto boo-tay." I'm a black guy and I STAY AWAY from ghetto boo-tay; its just too much for me (though most of my girlfriends have been blond white women ;) )
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HAHAHAHAHA! I'll pick up your slack, bro! You can have my share of the blondes!
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-10 18:13:23 EST (#)
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MyNameIsTim, you're absolutely right. In fact my wife is actually Italipino, asian with natural curls, great tits and totally exotic. The bad thing about half black/asian women is that their mothers are usually hookers working near a U.S. army base somewhere.
And I like that chick that plays the robot on Andromeda. What is she?
Submitted by genocidic001 (user info) at 2004-11-10 18:09:19 EST (#)
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The black girl who chews you up and spits you out is what I and my friends refer to as "ghetto boo-tay." I'm a black guy and I STAY AWAY from ghetto boo-tay; its just too much for me (though most of my girlfriends have been blond white women ;) )
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-10 18:07:13 EST (#)
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i might move half blakc half asian up on the list...
the asian side makes them petite and cute
the black side gives them curves...nice rack, nice full ass
but the asian side balances it out so its not one of those huge sir-mix-a-lot asses thats just way to big for the average white guy
and they ALL have great personalities.
i am basing this on the two half black half asian girls i know.
n=2
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-10 18:05:43 EST (#)
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the hottest women: (generalizing totally)
1) brazilian
2) blond hair blue eyed
3) the rest of south america (not including central america)
4) half black / half asian
debate that
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-11-10 18:03:42 EST (#)
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The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.
I love Black stereotypes.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-10 17:58:25 EST (#)
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Never go back?
Guys, asian women are the total package. I have NEVER heard of any women who pick up & look after after men like that, aside from the trailer trash slaves that let their men use them as punching bags. If I had to choose a wife, I'd marry a naughty filipino girl with a good cathiolic upbringing over a hot chick of any other race anyday. In fact, I did! A good woman can add 30 years to your life guys, I love 'em ALL!
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-11-10 17:48:46 EST (#)
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once you go black, you never go back
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-11-10 17:43:27 EST (#)
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Man, black women are hot.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-10 17:35:51 EST (#)
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"I'd try to explain how you missed the point but you probably wouldn't get it."
Jack, I can appreciate a good beating. Angry, screaming women turn me on, too. No problems!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-11-10 17:33:14 EST (#)
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Kai, actually I am working on getting her to come
along to Vegas. We were looking at flights today.
I'll put in a good word. ;)
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-11-10 17:31:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-10 17:25:24 (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-11-10 17:21:03 (#)
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P.S. - I think the average 'take no shit from anyone' black girl from the good old USA would chew you up and spit you out. In minutes. No offense.
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Jack, THAT'S THE IDEA! Tiger Lilly, hook me up!
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I'd try to explain how you missed the point but you probably wouldn't get it.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-10 17:25:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-11-10 17:21:03 (#)
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P.S. - I think the average 'take no shit from anyone' black girl from the good old USA would chew you up and spit you out. In minutes. No offense.
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Jack, THAT'S THE IDEA! Tiger Lilly, hook me up!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-11-10 17:21:25 EST (#)
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for the pics
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-11-10 17:21:03 EST (#)
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P.S. - I think the average 'take no shit from anyone' black girl from the good old USA would chew you up and spit you out. In minutes. No offense.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-11-10 17:17:36 EST (#)
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My bestfriend is a black chick and I am white.
She is a freaking blast and I love her to death.
We always go out together and just have a great
time. She also likes white men better then black
men.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-10 17:09:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by L-Gizzle (user info) at 2004-11-10 17:06:53 (#)
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we got lots here in california
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No shit. But do they fuck white guys? The only thing wrong with black chicks is that they fuck black guys... eeeeew!
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-10 17:08:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-10 17:04:39 (#)
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I live on the boundaries of Montréal-Nord also known as Montréal-Noir or translated as Montréal-Black. You can be jealous now.
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Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-11-10 17:01:55 (#)
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Oui!
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See!? All the Canadians know, even Caulaincourt who lives with all those french speaking Haitian and Senegalese (Mmm) babes wants more...
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-11-10 17:07:57 EST (#)
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I saw this black chick the other day, damn near made me crap my pants. Her ass looked like it had been shaped by the hand of God. My saliva glands went apeshit.
Submitted by L-Gizzle (user info) at 2004-11-10 17:06:53 EST (#)
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we got lots here in california
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-10 17:05:39 EST (#)
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So does Shlongy, in an amazing coincidence.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-10 17:04:39 EST (#)
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I live on the boundaries of Montréal-Nord also known as Montréal-Noir or translated as Montréal-Black. You can be jealous now.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-11-10 17:01:55 EST (#)
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Oui!