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My Life. My Morals. My Freedom. (956 hits)

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Submitted by screamfeeder (View user info) at 2004-11-10 20:40:53 EST


_______________________________________________________

I am not leaving
Please hear what I said
I am not leaving
I'm staying where I'm at, thank you very much

And as long as I stand upon her soil,
she will be my land of the free
As long as I believe what I believe,
you will see the meaning of brave

I will not, under threat of tyranny or mob,
toss the place that I love on the ashen pile of lost causes
and walk quietly into a meaningless mist
No, I will stay, and you will listen

You will not lecture me about values
You will not receive the exclusive rights to my morality

Please hear what I said,
for wherever I stand upon her soil
I am the deep well of my beloved country's finest values
and highest morals

Fairness, compassion, wisdom, strength, common sense, tolerance
And you shall tremble before them for they are righteous

So let the cheers for my demise die this night in a million throats
Let the gloating turn to great and frightening doubt
For I am not leaving
My beloved country needs me now more than ever she has before
And I pledge my allegiance to that which she still is
And to that great and shining day that she has yet to live!


-Author Unknown-
_______________________________________________________


But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.

-The Declaration of Independence-

_______________________________________________________



Today I quit my job.

Tomorrow I take up arms.

Whether they be the peaceful arms of the likes of Martin Luther King Jr, or the warlike arms of the Founding Fathers fleeing religious tyranny, all that matters is that I make my stand.

I am not one to let others tell me that my life has less value than that of any other men. I know my worth. Being an American is what I am, what I do. My father fought for this country. My father shot down 9 Luftwaffe pilots over France. He cried after every one. He understood that men are compelled by many things. Greed, Power, Pride. He understood why the Nazi's fought. He hated them for what they did, but he understood their reasons. He knew also that men can be compelled by those that are more compelling. It is in our will to follow others.

I will not stand by as the River of Time carries away our past. Our bloody, violent past. Our country was founded on blood. Built on blood. It has shed the blood of all peoples of the Earth. Our country will also die in blood. This country will die. America cannot last forever. Those that believe that America will exist, as it exists today, in 100 years fool themselves. They do their best to fool you as well.

My father quoted to me once, as he poured chainsaw gasoline on Old Glory, "The respect shown the Flag is the same as respecting the Government. Burning the Flag is an act that reminds the Government that the People are the Masters and the Government is the Servant. It lets the Government know who works for whom." As we watched the flag turn to ashes I placed my hand over my heard and recited the Pledge of Allegiance as it was recited before the "Red Scare of 1954".

I pledge allegiance to the flag
of the United States of America
and to the Republic for which it stands
one nation, indivisible,
for liberty
and justice
for all

The time has come motherfuckers.

Atone.

















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Submitted by Shagabah_Jones (user info) at 2005-02-14 03:02:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

oops I wanted to be just zero, so uh nothing perosnal, Kid.

Submitted by Shagabah_Jones (user info) at 2005-02-14 02:57:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you won't take up arms you little sissy, first you smoke some weed and think about how you're reliving the 60's with your aging hippie parents, then you'll go on welfare.
then you'd either realize it pointless and do one of 2 things.

1.Come to your senses and give up, try to get your shitty little job back.

2.Shoot yourself in the face.

Or you'll do something truly stupid and blow up a fedral building and get the death penalty and go to the fed box where only one thing will happen to you:

You will become another man's property.

Napoleon Dynamite: Tina, come get some ham.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-02-14 02:49:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by ilovepoopers (user info) at 2005-02-14 02:39:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-12-20 15:59:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

to counter-act CollegeGuy's plagiarized post.

Submitted by Chronicles_of_College_Guy (user info) at 2004-12-20 15:43:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As
they say in Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with
instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away.
I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little
worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad,
a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a
revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared
richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth
into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody,
abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and
then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same
species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very
thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid
you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus,
the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to
impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop
will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it
more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive
its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to
fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink
shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea
of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid,
nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus.
Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are
unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that
reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important
statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do
you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have
more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle,
waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and
obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living
emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a
disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are
deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You
are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source
of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

You smarmy lager lout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
You grotty wanking oink artless base-court apple-john. You clouted
boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless
crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You
cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup
pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are
degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I
despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard
stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond
the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are
trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far
that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no
intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on
Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire
galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll.
Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some
primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure
essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond
the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is
an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me
again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant
questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of
the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped
away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say
anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful.
I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of
babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have
learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success.
True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take
for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we
sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these
things more difficult. If I had known that this was your case then I
would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right".
Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck
in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a
demand on you.


P.S.:
You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly,
deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent,
opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted,
racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged,
imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine,
conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic,
spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb,
evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative,
paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic,
diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive,
dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim,
unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive,
mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive,
socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-12-15 00:16:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Rage onward.

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-11-11 20:37:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Thanks for knowing the Dreamscape creature! I was wondering if anyone would recognize it.

Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-11-11 17:02:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"I am sorry that you feel ashamed to live in a city as diverse and culturally savvy as ours. You are also the only other Albuquerque Uberite that I know of, thus putting you in a prime position for swift advancement in "The Reversal".

But since you insist that we must be adversaries in this grand game, at least you will be able to report of the dastardly deeds that I will execute throughout the Duke City. "

------------------------------------------------------------------------------

My shame was from your viewpoint, not how I feel about the city.

Here's a +2 to even things out. There's no need for us to become adversaries.

How 'bout them Dukes...err Isotopes?

Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2004-11-11 15:51:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-11-11 14:46:51 (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm ashamed to live in the same city as you.

_____________________________________________________________________


I am sorry that you feel ashamed to live in a city as diverse and culturally savvy as ours. You are also the only other Albuquerque Uberite that I know of, thus putting you in a prime position for swift advancement in "The Reversal".

But since you insist that we must be adversaries in this grand game, at least you will be able to report of the dastardly deeds that I will execute throughout the Duke City.


Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-11-11 15:17:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I have to give this another +2 cuz it was just THAT awesome.



Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-11 15:04:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-11 15:04:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WOW.

that is all i can say.

WOW.

Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-11-11 14:46:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm ashamed to live in the same city as you.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-11-11 09:42:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i've just realised what an essentially fatuous reply I just gave and I withdraw it.



Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-11-11 09:40:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You family is fucking weird.



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-11 09:35:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I don't like it. Too deep.

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-11-11 09:25:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I disagree with your viewpoints.

Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-11-11 09:15:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

may I join you?

seriously.



Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-11-10 21:18:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I liked it.

Submitted by stevendurel (user info) at 2004-11-10 21:11:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Maybe more people will like this than I thought. Good luck!

Submitted by great_angst (user info) at 2004-11-10 21:09:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Here's another +2

Submitted by fail (user info) at 2004-11-10 20:56:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I liked it. Keep it up.

Submitted by stevendurel (user info) at 2004-11-10 20:52:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


See

http://www.fraize.com/media/imnotleaving.mp3


Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-11-10 20:51:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I smile at such idealism, really, I do.

I've been serving for nearly 10 years now, and I question a lot.

Come back when, say, 3 years have passed, and you'll want to pat your former self on the head and tell yourself to get back in the unemployment line.



Submitted by stevendurel (user info) at 2004-11-10 20:46:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This is the most beautiful thing I've ever read on this web site.

Unfortunately, the Sheep of Bush are going to send this to -2 Hell.

Here's all the help I can give you, sir.

+2


This is even more painful than it looks.

-- Homer Simpson
Brother from the Same Planet