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Rating: -0.12 on 32 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Kazzerax (View user info) at 2004-11-10 20:48:59 EST


Hello Uberdudes and Uberdudettes, Kazzerax here.

Is it just me, or does it seem like Uber

has kinda-sorta died down?

Burns hasn't posted for a minute, neither has Tom,

or Bart. C'mon guys, wake up, bring on the good

posts man. We want Jdate remixes, we want someone

to overtake Bart on the MVA! So c'mon Ubernites,

overtake Bart, be better than Tom, linkwhore more

than a noob. (I'm a noob, but no linkwhores.)

Also, no Maddox posts, no more pictures of

Bart in a cheerleaders outfit. Burns, Tom, Jared,

keep doing your thing, as for the rest of us,

let's take it up a notch!

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Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-11-15 22:33:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Dude, no one is ever going to take over Bart on the MVA.

Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2004-11-15 13:46:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2004-11-14 03:35:01 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2004-11-14 02:01:32 (#)
Ranking: 1

-2 for +2 yourself
+3 For 9/11
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The grades you give yourself dont actually mean anything. At all. It doesnt change the score
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still shitty to do

Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-11-14 13:14:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-10 21:09:25 (#)
Ranking: -2

tom sucks donkey dick

======================

Bastard! donkey told me I was his only special little guy!

OH DONKEY! not Donkey's

Ahem.....

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2004-11-14 03:35:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2004-11-14 02:01:32 (#)
Ranking: 1

-2 for +2 yourself
+3 For 9/11
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The grades you give yourself dont actually mean anything. At all. It doesnt change the score.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2004-11-14 01:44:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

What a perfect opportunity to linkwhore! Nothing good?

http://ubersite.com/m/50849

http://www.ubersite.com/m/50243

http://www.ubersite.com/m/50146

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-11-13 06:03:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I try to step up to the plate... I like to think I don't do a bad job... Just slightly less exposed than Tom and Jared and Method, and all the other people I call heros :)

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-11-13 05:41:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

bah

Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2004-11-13 00:05:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

what coach, no plus 2?

Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-13 00:03:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-12 23:55:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

I post at least every 5 days.

WHAT ELSE DO YOU PEOPLE WANT FROM ME?!?!?!

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I want your hot mangina.

Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-12 23:55:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I post at least every 5 days.

WHAT ELSE DO YOU PEOPLE WANT FROM ME?!?!?!

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-12 12:02:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Little robin red breast
sitting on a pole
*wiggle wiggle*
goes his tail
poop comes out the hole

Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2004-11-11 12:04:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-11 08:39:55 (#)
Ranking: -2

While there are known good authors that you mentioned, there are far too many left off for me to respect your opinion
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-11-11 00:00:52 (#)
Ranking: 0

Sideburns is good, but there are other talented writers out there that have very interesting stories as well.

1Point21Gigawatts & ComicBookGuy are two I can think of right off the bat. There are handful of others... Smurfs, Badlands, GodLovesALittleLovin, Envenom and more.

Don't read anything I write, it sucks.

Stay away from Loki's most recent posts unless you want to get a contact high
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I read a lot of posts, including CBG and watts', maybe it's because i'm new to uber,
but it seems like there used to be a lot of good posts, all around, and now most of them
are gone. Perhaps this is how Uber usually is and came here during a high, I do not know, but
Uber has lost it's kickassiness lately.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-11 08:43:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You sound gay.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-11 08:39:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

While there are known good authors that you mentioned, there are far too many left off for me to respect your opinion

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-11 04:58:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Don't hold up on us with that spice weasel!

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-11-11 02:54:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

And Sofa_Ace, you're telling me you wouldn't cum over this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/22304 ?

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-11-11 00:00:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Sideburns is good, but there are other talented writers out there that have very interesting stories as well.

1Point21Gigawatts & ComicBookGuy are two I can think of right off the bat. There are handful of others... Smurfs, Badlands, GodLovesALittleLovin, Envenom and more.

Don't read anything I write, it sucks.

Stay away from Loki's most recent posts unless you want to get a contact high!


Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2004-11-10 23:43:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I think there are a lot of other writers on here that are equally as good, if not better, than Bart, Tom, or Burns. I really don't like Bart or Tom all that much, I usually enjoy most of burns' posts, but nothing to cum over. A lot of authors on here post a quality post every so often, and post shit a lot. With some of my alts I've tried only posting when I had something good to write, but I end upposting like twice a week, and they don't get name recognition, so you end up getting 4 and a half hits on a story that's damn decent, just because people don't know who you are. I usually don't get to many hits when I post because I change my name every time I post, but I never post anythign worth reading anyway, so it doesn't matter.

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-11-10 22:44:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

what?

Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-11-10 22:09:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Everyone has AIDS
AIDS AIDS AIDS
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS

Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2004-11-10 21:56:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

it perobably has something to do with all the rampant ass-hattery that has been going on here.

too many fuckwits with less than half of a real opinion have dragged the quality level on this site way down.

There are a few dozen AWESOME writers.
There a a few hundred passable writers.
There are 10000+ Ass hats that think their thoughts are new and original.

-Turtle

Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-11-10 21:54:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you must never read my shit
Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2004-11-10 21:18:49 (#)
Ranking: 0

I do, I just never stumble upon anything breathtaking.

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-10 21:40:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

ghey mengz

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-10 21:30:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

while you're waiting for those three goons to post something worthwhile, here are some golden oldies courtesy of me

http://www.ubersite.com/m/36844

http://www.ubersite.com/m/40325

http://www.ubersite.com/m/44298

http://www.ubersite.com/m/39226





Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2004-11-10 21:20:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

and method, tom may suck donkey dick, but you're tight
ass for the ip-relay post with burns

Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2004-11-10 21:18:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I do, I just never stumble upon anything breathtaking.

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-11-10 21:13:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Perhaps if you looked for more than just Sideburns, Tom, and Jared on the front page, you'd see more good posts.

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-10 21:09:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What the fuck.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-10 21:09:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

tom sucks donkey dick


Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-11-10 21:05:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This tickles me in more ways than one.

Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2004-11-10 21:02:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I did look, always do, first thing on uber:check sideburns ui,
check toms, you were gone after the make your own tabloid deal
for awhile

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-11-10 20:56:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I have a fan. I ejaculate with glee. Look in my user info, you'll a couple new posts. I'm around. Just keep your eyes open, chump.


What's everyone so worked up about? So there's a comet. Big deal.
It'll burn up in out atmosphere, and whatever's left will be no bigger
than a chihuahua's head.

-- Homer Simpson
Bart's Comet