Take this portugal... (532 hits)
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Submitted by Justin <domonator1.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-10 21:50:06 EST
I never intended for this to be good.
But I fucking hate soccer. I think I speak for everyone who knows what a good sport is when I say it's a girls sport. Chess would be a more of a rush, pending contact. Well, maybe because I'm not europian, I don't get the hype. I don't really think anyone cares.
Now to Portugal.
I live in one of the most annoying parts of Canada ( Yes, the whole fucking country is annoying ). In which I need to hear portugese people bitch about how cute their 17 year old "national hero" Christain Ronaldo is. He sits on the fucking bench in England, but hes a god in Portugal. I acutally hear about this kid so many times a day, I have devised a plan which will make Gib roll over in his grave.
( Or... his couch. That wasn't a Gib is dying joke. )
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Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2004-11-11 00:09:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't listent o the haters, they jsut don't want to admit that soccer sucks. Seriously, it's the most boring thing to watch ever. I'll be the first to admit that baseball is slow, but at least they change sides a lot. Soccer is just kicking the ball backa nd forth. It's like a game of toss played by to fags who cant catch the ball. In fact, if you look at what us westerners did, we took your shitty sport, put it on ice, added some sticks, a hard chunk of plastic, and some ass-kicking, and turned it into a real sport. Pussies.
Submitted by great_angst (user info) at 2004-11-10 23:42:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Never heard of him, but I just googled him. He ith Thuper hot.
Thanks for the great post.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-11-10 22:21:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ronaldo is hot
Submitted by DataForge22 (user info) at 2004-11-10 22:17:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And yes, I am American.
Submitted by DataForge22 (user info) at 2004-11-10 22:16:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ugh, sorry, I meant the rest of the world except for America.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-11-10 22:07:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you're wrong.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-10 22:04:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Where are you? Fucknut, Saskatchewan?
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2004-11-10 21:56:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"The Rest of the world" plays it. Implying that every person who isn't in Canada plays soccer.. Fucking incredible.
Anyways this n00b needs lessons in posting attachments, because I pretty much disgraced my family with this one...
Man, im never going to fix my embrassing rating.
Submitted by DataForge22 (user info) at 2004-11-10 21:53:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Listen Fucknut, I'm pretty sure the rest of the world and I can say we hate you. Soccer is a great sport, I mean after all, the rest of the world plays it. Oh wait, a conceeded dumbass like yourself wouldn't know that. Soccer is the best sport.