Solving the US election problem (648 hits)
Category: Politics -> Election 2004Rating: -1 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by GK (View user info) at 2004-11-11 02:32:44 EST
Ohaiyo Ubersite, I'm back. Eehhh, I was watching your elections that time. Then i realised that you people can do something very simple to get the leaders you want. Seperate the blue areas from the red areas. Then the blues can have Kerry and the reds can have Bush. The blues can pull their boys back from Iraq, have a good economy and be liked by the world. The reds can have a draft, have a union of church and state, and free bibles for everyone. Best of all, the blues and reds can have free trade with each other!
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Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-11-12 14:29:24 EST (#)
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Better still, the blue and reds can unite in the cause to kick your ass.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-11-12 11:33:52 EST (#)
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Or the Blues and Reds can work together like did to make this country what it is.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2004-11-12 11:28:45 EST (#)
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My yogurt has L. acidophilus and B. bifidus cultures in it...that's more interesting than this so not NSFW post. Haze yourself.
Submitted by jojojojoan (user info) at 2004-11-11 10:51:12 EST (#)
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Glad I live in MD:)
Submitted by Amusingly_shaped_semen_stain (user info) at 2004-11-11 10:37:27 EST (#)
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It works on any Ayatollah! Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi ... Even
as we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating
their power!
-- Homer Simpson
Two Bad Neighbors
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-11-11 10:23:41 EST (#)
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Easy to solve the election problem. Just take Viagra.
Submitted by Random_Ho (user info) at 2004-11-11 07:55:46 EST (#)
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made me wet.
Submitted by Katastrofadark (user info) at 2004-11-11 04:27:45 EST (#)
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If it would only work out...
Submitted by thorpe87 (user info) at 2004-11-11 03:24:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am pro this suggestion because it would screw them up and plunge them into chaos and civil war, which would be funny.
But seriously, no.
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-11-11 02:55:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good enough, would solve all the problems.. What's real cool is that is so true.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-11-11 02:51:19 EST (#)
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This would have been funny if it wasn't so fucking stupid.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-11 02:49:26 EST (#)
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You fucked that up awesomely.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2004-11-11 02:36:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy............. no