How to insult someone on Ubersite, a step by step guide. (1136 hits)
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Submitted by <smurf_master.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-11 07:24:35 EST
How to insult someone on Ubersite, a step by step guide.
First you must press the caps lock button on your keyboard. This enables you to type in all caps, letting the person you are insulting know that you are mad and yelling at them.
Second try to degrade the person as much as possible. Tell them they are unworthy of the right to free speech and that they should keep there opinions to themselves.
Third (optional) copy and past the same degrading thing over and over again in hopes that if the person you are insulting reads it enough they will believe it.
Fourth you must give the person lots and lots of -2s, because we all know just one won't be insulting enough.
Fifth put lots of explanation points in your posts. It does not matter where they go, as long as their in there.
Sixth always end your insult with DIE!!!, this lets the person know that you wish for them to cease living. It almost always works and you rarely see them post anything else. Mission accomplished!
Seventh if all else fails you can always resort to simple insults like you're a stupid idiot. Although childish, it still is effective.
Reasons to insult someone on Ubersite.
1. Someone opinions are different than yours.
2. Pictures are accompanied with the persons post.
3. Someone insulted you so you must retaliate, you always have to have the last word.
4. You find a misspelled word in there post; this means that they disserve to be insulted no matter what they said.
5. If they seem unintelligent, please by all means point this out to them.
6. I must repeat this one because it is the most important, when someone's views are different from yours they are automatically beneath you. You are better than they are because you are right and you can never be wrong.
User Reviews
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-11-11 16:07:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't care what they said, this made me laugh pretty hard. But the replies utilizing your guide were really obnoxious.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-11-11 15:27:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You for got to add...
Call every women a slut, whore, and make sure you repeatedly tell people she takes it in the ass often, even though you have absolutely ZERO knowledge of her sex life or her sexual preferences.
Its hilarious that in this day and age the common way to insult a woman is to amke it seem as if she likes sex and has alot of it, yet the way to insult a man is to make it seem as if he can't get any sex.
Do you men not realize that if women stopped having casual sex or being a "slut" that would mean that all of you unmarried guys would be the non-sex having losers you rip on.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-11-11 10:51:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
they should keep there opinions to themselves. THEIR
as long as their in there THEY'RE
You find a misspelled word in there post THEIR
You did this intentionally didn't you? Just because you know that it drives me crazy.
Why? Dear gawd, why?
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2004-11-11 10:32:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Here is a 1-step meathod.
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2004-11-11 10:25:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I do not like the word cunt. i dont know why- it seems very offensive to me for some reason. im all for a fuck or a pussy or even the occasional twat. but cunt- i dont like it! LOL
Submitted by 10c7c (user info) at 2004-11-11 10:21:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
smurf does.
read the link
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-11 10:05:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuckface is a fucking moron...Disregard what the dumbass has to say. He has yet to show me anything that even closely resembles an intelligent thought.
But the irony is, in his little zit faced mind, he thinks he's smart. It's very peculiar.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-11 09:59:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who claims to be Christian?
Submitted by 10c7c (user info) at 2004-11-11 09:49:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
so fuckface your suggesting he has the right to free speech but i dont?
i have just as much right to tell him what i think of him as he does to speak his shit
it is offensive to me when i am surrounded by good christian people who arent fascist assholes like this cunt, and he claims to speak on behalf of all christians
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-11 09:34:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Everyone stop yelling...Love each other.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-11-11 09:31:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
4. You find a misspelled word in there post; this means that they disserve to be insulted no matter what they said.
+2 because I'm clinging to the hope that you did that on purpose, and I find it hilarious.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-11 09:29:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I AM MAD AND I AM AL!!!!!!!!SO YELLING AT YOU, INDICATED BY UPPER CASE LETTERS. YOU ARE UNWORTHY OF THE RIGHT TO F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!REE SPEECH AND YOU!!!!!!!!!!! SHOULD KEEP YOUR !!!!!!!OPINION TO YOURSELF. YOU A!!!!!!!!!!!!!RE UNWORTHY OF THE RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH AND YOU SHOULD KEEP YOUR OPINION TO YOURSELF. YOU ARE UNWORTHY OF THE RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH AND YOU SHOULD KEEP YOUR OPINION TO YOURSELF.!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! DIE!!! (I WISH TO LET YOU KNOW I WOULD LIKE YOU TO CEASE LIVING)!!! YOR A STOPID IDIOT.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-11-11 09:25:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This has never been done before. Certainly not a hundred times or anything.
Don't be such a baby. If people insult you, ignore them. We're not in kindergarten, dipshit.
Submitted by 10c7c (user info) at 2004-11-11 09:15:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ill link where this is from so this homophobic racist fascist piece of shit can be exposed
http://www.ubersite.com/m/51104
and one more time
YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING CHRISTIAN
Submitted by 10c7c (user info) at 2004-11-11 09:13:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
THIS IS SO OBVIOUSLY AIMED AT ME IM NOT EVEN GONNA FUCK AROUND
YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT
YOUR VIEWS ARE NOT JUST 'DIFFERENT' TO MINE
THEY ARE OFFENSIVE AND THOSE WHO HAVE THEM DO NOT DESERVE TO LIVE
YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A WORTHLESS ANIMAL DESERVING OF TORTURE AND DEATH
YOU ARE A FUCKING DISGRACE TO THE RELIGION YOU CLAIM TO BE A PART OF
YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO YOUR FAMILY
YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THE HUMAN RACE
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-11 09:06:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!!
Your Momma is a slore!!!Your Momma is a slore!!!Your Momma is a slore!!!Your Momma is a slore!!!Your Momma is a slore!!!Your Momma is a slore!!!Your Momma is a slore!!!Your Momma is a slore!!!Your Momma is a slore!!!Your Momma is a slore!!!Your Momma is a slore!!!Your Momma is a slore!!!Your Momma is a slore!!!Your Momma is a slore!!!Your Momma is a slore!!!Your Momma is a slore!!!Your Momma is a slore!!!Your Momma is a slore!!!Your Momma is a slore!!!Your Momma is a slore!!!
<insert random insults here>
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-11-11 08:52:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hmmmm....
-2
DIE
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-11 08:12:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The professor fucktard sounds like a jilted lover, doesn't he?
What a fag.
Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2004-11-11 08:11:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Their. I hope that was intentional on both parts. Funny as hell either way.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-11 08:04:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK YOU!
Fuck your Mom, and your Moms' mom
Fuck the Beastie Boys and the Dhali Lama,
YOU IGNORANT CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUSH ROXORS
-2 DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
I want to eat your children and shit their remains onto baby Jesus.
Just kidding, this was good
Or was I?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-11 07:49:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy's guide to insulting someone on ubersite:
1. Build up a false life for yourself including high-stakes video poker, golf courses and jeopardy winning streaks.
2. Make lame, re-hashed insults and refer to step 1 whenever anyone notices how lame your insults actually are.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-11 07:36:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You are absolutely right, shitforbrains.
Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2004-11-11 07:27:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
they're
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-11-11 07:27:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHAH YOUR STOOPID AND YOU'RE NOM SUCKZ DIK!
HAHAHAH YOUR STOOPID AND YOU'RE NOM SUCKZ DIK!
HAHAHAH YOUR STOOPID AND YOU'RE NOM SUCKZ DIK!
HAHAHAH YOUR STOOPID AND YOU'RE NOM SUCKZ DIK!
HAHAHAH YOUR STOOPID AND YOU'RE NOM SUCKZ DIK!
liberal!