Yasir Arafat Dies. More Importantly, He Gets JABBA'D!! (663 hits)
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Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (View user info) at 2004-11-11 10:47:52 EST
The man is finally dead,
No more turban on his head;
He killed some lives,
And fucked some wives,
But now he's cold as lead.
Oh Yasir Arafat, we herdly knew ye. But now I ask your spirit, are you going to Hell? Purgatory? Heaven? Will there be a bunch of hot virgins with 10-year-old-asshole-tight vaginal holes? Mmmm, holes.
In other news, when asked for his response to Arafat's passing, W. Bush remarked: "Arafat? Ain't he one of them sand-niggers?"
Ohhh, boy oh boy I have fun with these things. Posts, you call them. I call them shitting boards. If only there were some real-life equivalent so I could pass by it and cower in fear. Then run home and masturbate to Lifetime Channel specials. Do Muslim terrorists masturbate? If they do, is the wasted seed considered part of the victim head count? Shady happenings...
To conclude the intermediate portion of my posting, I would like to say a few words. Scrabble words. Oxidizer, zonquinj, ROXXORZ!!! Maybe they're not all legal. Maybe in Arabic.
Finally,
If I could start a Jihad,
I'd start it with my rod;
I'd cum on the world,
Kill the boys--spare the girls--
And I'd finally get my free iPod...
Please, help save an orphan whale. Help me get my iPod: http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=11320406
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Submitted by toddska (user info) at 2004-11-12 06:35:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh Yassir
I can boogie
But i need a certain song
Oh Yassir
I can boogie
all night long
well not anymore.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-11-11 12:10:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I meant, "meh? -2"
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-11-11 11:58:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh?
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-11-11 11:08:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, this must be one of the worst posts I have seen all week.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2004-11-11 11:02:51 EST (#)
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He wasn't Christian so I doubt he wants to go to heaven.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-11-11 10:55:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I hope he burns in hell.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-11 10:49:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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