Shit Cunt of a World (1406 hits)
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Submitted by Enraged Baboon (View user info) at 2004-11-11 10:52:24 EST
Africanized killer bees are gonna shit the dick out of your face, motherfucker. What the hell are you gonna do when your balls are stung off by an invincible colony of negro insects? Nothing, that's what. And don't try to pretend the facts are any different. Your house-brown, pedestrian life will be destroyed momentarily by a rampaging mob of catastrophic flying machines and the only thing you can do about it is give me a million dollars.
Of course, giving me the money won't save your shat-out, pathetic excuse for a life but it will make me a richer son of a bitch and that's what counts, isn't it? You motherfucking fool. I'll reap the shit out of your pathetic memory, dumbass, and deposit your remains in a mound of bat shit. We call that Guano in the bat shit industry but it's no use to you, motherfucker, because a pillaging mob of sting creators is about to evaporate what you like to think of as existence.
Take a look around at your Indian beggar's excuse for a house. It's rather stupid, isn't it? So just shut your fucking mouth and contemplate the extreme irrevelency of every single thing you have ever done or thought about. At the very most, you might have sponsored some fucking retard from Africa. Good work, fool, your thirty dollar donation to World Vision has gone straight into the pocket of a millionaire evangelist who is currently under investigation for child sex allegations. You didn't really think they were building wells, did you?
Oh, my mistake. You really thought that, didn't you? I should have guessed, there are rather a lot of people like you in this world. I like to call them idiots. That is because they are idiots. Some people have a problem with my tendency to call them what they are, and that is because they are idiots. If you don't want to be an idiot then too bad because you fucking are one and there is not a thing you can do about it, except suck my cock.
Of course, sucking my cock won't stop you from being an idiot, but it will allow me to achieve some measure of relief and, God knows, one needs a little relief in this retarded salmon colony we call society. The probability of obtaining happiness in this holographic depiction of the poverty-stricken Ganges and its stinking tributaries is about as likely as the chance that a fucking moron has of being smart. Hint, that means low. Secondary hint, fuck off and die.
You're still here, are you? That's the problem with people, they are fucked up gluttons for punishment. They're like fatass scumbags with cigarette addictions, the only solution they see to their fucking meaningless cancer of the obesity is to quaff down seventeen turkeys in liquid form followed by a desert of smoke. What the fuck is wrong with these people, they deserve a bullet to the gullet and by that I mean I want their heads on my wall as trophies--pathetic, those trophies may be, but I still want them.
It's kind of like those bullshit prizes you get from saving up the tops of cereal packets. Well, you get them. I'm not so fucking retarded as to spend thirty dollars buying cereal in return for a "prize" worth precisely eight cents--but you are, and that's what is wrong with this world. Your entire life is just an excuse for advertisers to target you and take away your money and, guess what, you fucking deserve it. Shithead. Why don't you grow a ballsack, get out your gun, and go shoot a police officer, hey? Answer me.
User Reviews
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2004-11-11 18:09:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Pretty "unique" post you got here, raise some valid points...but you don't get a +2 because I highly doubt you've helped out in India or Africa, correct me if I'm wrong. Neither have I, but I don't go around posting about it. And for making up words like "spasmodically"...seriously now, come on.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-11 16:50:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-11 12:00:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
This made me feel ugly on the inside
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-11-11 16:02:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mee likee
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-11-11 15:59:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Uplifting.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-11 13:56:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WHAT ??
You are one disconnected motherfucker, that's for sure.. so here's a +2 for your weirdness.
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-11-11 13:37:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
NOBODY KNOWS THE "REAL" MERLINA. THEY JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND. STUPID CONFORMISTS!!!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-11 13:07:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yup... seems EVERYBODY thinks you suck pal.
Go fuck yourself in a corner mmmmkay?
Submitted by UlfGabe (user info) at 2004-11-11 12:51:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
on anger
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2004-11-11 12:29:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oh grief.. what a waste of space, time nad continuity. Please wait until you have something interesting to say before you rant on a complete loads of rats arse rubbish like that again. You talk as if you KNOW everyone by a two worded comment they make (correct comments.. ie. you DO suck).
Eejit
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-11-11 12:19:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm continually surprised by the idiocy of respondents who spasmodically emit what they apparently think is a pithy reply. "Wow, you suck." Listen, idiot. Don't you see that you are the precise incarnation of the type of fuckwit I am speaking about? Your entire life is a disgusting attempt to merge in with a crowd that A) does not exist and B) does not want you.
Perhaps it doesn't want you because it does not exist, but I think it's more complex than that. Your crippling insecurity leads you to believe in safety in numbers, the only problem--in your infinitesimal mind--is that you are incapable of faking a personality magnetic enough to attract even a single goddamn friend with which you could finally live your life-long dream of becoming a living piece of camoflauge.
Here is my advice: take a good look at your fucking sad self and try and figure out a single thing about you that is unique. If you can't find anything then take a razor and slit your throat.
Submitted by Jerems (user info) at 2004-11-11 12:09:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wow you suck.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-11 12:00:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This made me feel ugly on the inside
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-11-11 12:00:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
CRY BOY. CRY BOY. WHATCHYA GONNA DO.
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-11-11 11:59:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
UH-OH, CRY BOY HAD HIS FEELINGS HURT. WAAAAAAAAAH.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-11 11:58:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WhattheHell: Even a twelve-year-old foreigner with a limited grasp on the English language can tell that 28 messages with an average rating of -0.55 translates to you being an almost perfect example of an idiot. Terribly sorry to upset your fanciful delusion, but nobody in the entire world likes you and--to make matters worse--every time you try to catch their attention they call you an idiot. This fact is proven by these wonderful statistics:
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Truth hurt Sparky?
Look, you are trying to write something here that JUST DOESN'T WORK, okay ?
Face the fact that it sucks and move on.... you sound like you are capable of cognitive thought patterns, so use em...instead of writing this flan coated crap.
And seriously dude... "statistics" ... you are quoting user stats? ...are you one of thos D&D nerds too? Take you "STATS" and roll em up into a tight little ball and shove them up your mothers cunt.
freak.
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-11-11 11:52:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WhattheHell: Even a twelve-year-old foreigner with a limited grasp on the English language can tell that 28 messages with an average rating of -0.55 translates to you being an almost perfect example of an idiot. Terribly sorry to upset your fanciful delusion, but nobody in the entire world likes you and--to make matters worse--every time you try to catch their attention they call you an idiot. This fact is proven by these wonderful statistics:
Everything you ever wanted to know about WhatTheHell
User id: 11178
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# Messages posted: 28
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Average rating of all messages: -0.55
Thanks for playing, my mentally challenged young friend. May I remind you that you are quite possibly the exact replica of a lobotomized Eskimo? The only difference is that you're without those beautiful furs. What a shame. Ta ta!
Submitted by Amusingly_shaped_semen_stain (user info) at 2004-11-11 11:52:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Naughty words upset Baby Jebus.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-11 11:51:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Go eat another dick, dipshit.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-11 11:45:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I stopped reading this shit after your 2'nd mindless shitpile of an attempt at a rant,attempting to sound intelligent but failing miserably and making you sound like a 12 year old foreigner with a limited grasp on the engrish language.
Or as a synopsis..... FUCK YOU AND DIE!!
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-11-11 11:45:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Skimmed and didn't like.
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-11-11 11:38:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The fucking world is a disgusting reinterpretation of a Carrot Top film. The only redeemable factor in this entire sphere of biggotry is a little old man named me. Everything else needs to dipped in a bucket of camel shit and shot the fuck out of an interstellar cannon. Hopefully they will one day impact with an exceedingly hard substance, although this superfluity is by no means necessary.
The only prerequisite is that you all need to die. A bunch of snot-loving cock chewers does not deserve to live, the only solution is to attack them with knives until they die. That's when the camel shit and cannons come into play. If you have a problem with yourself then hook up to an ECG and check out how fucking retarded your brain waves are.
Nobody here is anything except a pale imitation of some spastic who got a C in english. Do you actually think you know how to write? Do you? Seriously? Fuck a shit and then eat it, because that's as close you're ever going to come to literary success. I want to explain, in no uncertain terms, that I hate anybody who responds to these messages with anything other than a complete acceptance of my unwavering superiority.
To put it succinctly: ungrateful shit-hounds will not be tolerated, they will be sent to bed without any supper.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-11-11 11:30:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Let me the first to say I'm an idiot. Oh wait you were the first... let me be the second person to...
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-11-11 11:30:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Some moron, with a masters degree in idiocy, has the fucking nerve to come into my place of business and call me a goddamn twat. Society has broken down of late but even I had not realized the degree to which the rot has set. A foundation of subnormals has castigated our culture, taking it ransom with the aid of an invincible lack of brain cells. The payment required is my eternal fucking soul.
I can either rip the fuck out of my own sacred identity and sell it to a bastardized version of an idiot or I can simply hang a shit on his fucking disgusting head. There are no other options; forgive me if I choose the latter. Scarlett31, if that is your real name, I hereby declare war on your soon-to-be corpse. You'll come to learn who your true master is, but that won't be until you're out in the fields picking the cotton that represents the only employable activity your species is able to conduct.
Unimaginable wankers like yourself should learn that their proper place in society is buried beneath ten tonnes of garbage, waiting to be discovered by a balding and underpaid civil servant. The only role you are worthy of performing is that of a goddamn murder victim. You need to be wrapped up in a length of hurricane fence while the ends are welded together and then neatly deposited in a garbage truck.
Hopefully, flies will eat out what you actually think is your brain. In fact, it's a rather large deposit of the processed cheese that your beggar of a mother serves you daily. I realize it's tough being a dreg of society but you really should take it out on someone else, like your family. They are the ones who produced the disgusting twerp that you see in the mirror each day. Maybe you would have turned out a shade better if the beasts who spawned you had a better education, although that unreliable notion would hinge on your ability to understand the letter A.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-11 11:26:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-11 11:23:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
Man, you're a bitter dipshit, now, aren't ya?
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yo concuerdo
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-11 11:23:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Man, you're a bitter dipshit, now, aren't ya?
Submitted by Scarlett13 (user info) at 2004-11-11 11:20:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
twat
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-11-11 11:19:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why are you still reading this? You're an asshole. Better than that, anyone who reads this shit is a rat-fucking bed of disease worthy of nothing except a solitary trip to a Russian Gulag whereupon they will be summarily strung up with a length of barbed-wire and presented with two options: either suck the razor-sharp dick of a Satanic robot or submit to a jolly good game where the basic rules are concerned with assholes being used as quaint storages devices for about four hundred arrows. What would you choose, fuckwit?
You probably answered that, didn't you? When is your dumb ass going to figure out that I'm only here to insult you? I asked when your ass would figure it out because, if you've read this far, you clearly don't have a brain. Get it through your fucking skull, you exaggerated version of Steve Urkel, because nobody else in this diseased cock of a world is going to explain it to you. I'm going to lay it out nice and clearly for you. You are an idiot. Nobody cares about you. The world is made of fuck.
Get it? You clearly don't. If I were to estimate your cognitive capacity I would have to place you somewhere between a severely drugged antelope and a bewildered rock. I'll leave it to you to decide which is smarter, because I figure that's the type of mental pursuit you'd enjoy. Your type is the most disgusting of them all. The type of spastic who would shoot their own face off if only it would generate a response.
This, of course, is nothing like myself. I am the perfect distillation of a happy and content individual. Everything I feel and do is fine and dandy. I have absolutely zero personality quirks and you definitely couldn't call me a sociopath. Sometimes I feel like gutting you, as one might do to a pig, but is that really so out of the norm? Face the facts, I'm a normal person and you're a degenerate swine. Your idea of a good time is to tread the fine line between boring and tedious.
Perhaps you should get yourself a hobby, something like cross-stitching would suit you swimmingly. Best not to go out on a limb. Mental midgets are often discouraged by initial failures, so it's best to start off with something simple--like yourself. Simple is as simple does, don't they say? And if they don't then you're a fucking scumbag. Are you starting to see the pattern here? Everything that ever goes wrong is your fault, so fucking die or I'll kill you.
What the cock is so hard to understand about "die or I'll kill you"? It's a rather simple fucking request. In fact, it's an order. Are intellectual pygmies, such as yourself, familiar with the concept of an order? Here, I'll explain it to you. I tell you what to do, and you fucking do it. Otherwise, you're dead. There are no appeals. This is not a court of justice, it's the court of me dragging your infected cunt through the dirt until you understand that I fucking want you dead.
Hopefully it's becoming clear now. Like a mentally challenged sloth who has just discovered that sticking knives into electrical sockets is bad, you're coming to understand the facts of life. Unfortunately, for you and not me, the moment upon which you discover this no doubt fascinating fact is the exact moment when your life deserves to end. And if it doesn't then shit just isn't fair. If shit's not fair then the world sucks cock and if the world sucks cock then it's a flaming goddamn faggot.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-11-11 11:17:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
think you need to return to your happy place
get the bong dude
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-11-11 11:10:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Ha!
YOU'RE ALL SHEEP!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-11 11:05:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Let me be the THIRD to say......
Fuck you and die.... AGAIN
Submitted by thinning_temples (user info) at 2004-11-11 11:04:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Crikey!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-11 11:02:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Let me be the first to say......
Fuck you and die.