11 is my favorite number - God is a weirdo - and I want a free iPod, dammit! (818 hits)
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Submitted by Zandy1123 (View user info) at 2004-11-11 12:27:32 EST
The subject of this post pretty much sums up the entire content (or lack thereof) of the post.
11 is my favorite number. I'm not sure why, but 11 has always been there for me. I was born during the 11th month of the year. When I was a little kid, the number on my soccer jersey was 11. I even carved the number 11 into my forehead with a butter knife a few weeks ago. Wait. What??
Today is 11/11; my favorite day. When the clock hits 11:11:11 on 11/11, I get this feeling...an indescribable feeling that I can only describe as...indescribable. Kinda like the feeling you get when you sneeze, cough, shit, piss and blink all at the same time. It's pure heaven.
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Part 2 - God is a weirdo. Seriously, when they say "God works in strange ways," they're not kidding. I didn't realize just how strange God was/is until I found this helpful website:
www.godhatesshrimp.com
But God, I love shrimp. I like lobsters and crabs too. Does that mean you hate me, God? Hello? Are you there, God? It's me, Zandy. Is 11 your favorite number too?
"Pinch the tail, suck the head, burn in hell!"
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Part 11 - I've talked some smack about iPods in the past. I see all you iPod-toting hipsters on the train everyday like you're sooooo cool. Mr. Coolie McCoolensteins. I see you walking down the streets, bobbing your heads like you're at some private party to which I'm not privy. For so long, I've hated you...but now, I want to be ONE OF YOU!
But my lack of fluid capital prevents me from dropping a couple hundred bucks on said gizmo. So, I've resigned myself to this whole freeipods.com scam. Did I say scam? I meant con. Wait...no...I meant DEAL OF A LIFETIME!
Now I have to refer people to get my free iPod...who wants to help out a financially-decrepit wannabe-hipster? You know you do! You know you want to join the ranks of iPod-toting hipsters everywhere. Go here and help me out: http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=11779846 If you go through with it, you have to sign up for ONE of their online promos. I suggest signing up with the 'infone' service because it doesn't cost anything unless you use it.
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mmmmmmm...sacrilicious...
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-11-11 22:28:22 EST (#)
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Hey Zandy, I have a proposition for you regarding said Ipod. Email me at QueenAshlee.at.gmail.com
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-11-11 18:12:03 EST (#)
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11 is my favorite number too!! yay!
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-11-11 17:20:51 EST (#)
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I was just waiting for you to show up, GLALL.
Yes, I do believe that it some turd sauce.
Speaking of turd sauce, I had some serious ass piss this afternoon. Note to self: don't eat sushi from a Chinese restaurant.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-11-11 17:11:12 EST (#)
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That shrimp looks like it was dipped in turd sauce
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-11-11 17:10:49 EST (#)
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I WANT AN IPOD
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-11-11 17:10:32 EST (#)
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This might have made me cry for salvation and for the +2 gods to rain upon you
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-11-11 17:07:05 EST (#)
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Awesome - that's the funniest shit I've read today...glad you called me out on that.
Shlongy - I take your criticism to heart...seriously, I do.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-11 17:04:40 EST (#)
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PS. Lucky Number 13 by The Pixies is a tremendous song.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-11 17:03:45 EST (#)
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This is one of the biggest waste of time posts in recent memory.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-11 16:59:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-11-11 12:42:29 (#)
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My lucky # is 13. Yep, that's right.
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As is mine
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-11 16:53:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-11-11 16:52:12 (#)
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"But my lack of fluid capital" if this means what i think it means, you need to give the mule a rest.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-11-11 16:52:12 EST (#)
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"But my lack of fluid capital" if this means what i think it means, you need to give the mule a rest.
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-11-11 16:01:40 EST (#)
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a couple lucky-thirteeners here, eh?
I think you ARE meant to be together...I want front-row seats!!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-11 15:31:46 EST (#)
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katie - no. that can't be true. we can't have the same lucky number.
I THINK WE WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER!!
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-11-11 15:22:13 EST (#)
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thanks, Dave - I can babble with the best of em!
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2004-11-11 15:13:30 EST (#)
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Sorry I can't help on the i-pod front as I am not in the USA.
Liked the random babblings though.
-Davros
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-11-11 14:41:17 EST (#)
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my lucky number is 7, but I was born on the 6th, and my lucky tshirt/jersey has a 3 on it. what?
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2004-11-11 14:09:23 EST (#)
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>>>Kinda like the feeling you get when you sneeze, cough, shit, piss and blink all at the same time. It's pure heaven.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahaha
*wipes a tear*
ahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-11-11 13:34:27 EST (#)
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i want one too, damnit: http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=10781765
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-11-11 12:56:25 EST (#)
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Yeah, I had to steal my mp3 player. Worth it, though.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2004-11-11 12:55:03 EST (#)
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mad props yo (or some other ebonics garbage). 11:11...i get the same feeling. You're kicking so much ass with this post.
Submitted by UlfGabe (user info) at 2004-11-11 12:49:33 EST (#)
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i like sept 11th too
wait?!
what?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-11-11 12:46:28 EST (#)
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With all of the money you people are spending to put your link for a free ipod on the Uberboard, you could save up and buy one.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-11-11 12:42:29 EST (#)
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My lucky # is 13. Yep, that's right.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-11-11 12:40:08 EST (#)
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my favorite number is 2. For reals.
as in +2!!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-11 12:35:37 EST (#)
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my favorite number is 13