It's Coley's B Day! (1107 hits)
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Submitted by Donitsu (View user info) at 2004-11-11 18:43:39 EST
Happy B Day Coley!
A Birthday Poem:
If I had a head of lettuce
i'd cut the head in two
I'd give the leaves to all my friends
but i'd save the heart for you.
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-11-20 17:55:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, you're a pimp so you get away with it.
But I'm watching you.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-11-19 14:26:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey hey hey, it was a poem my grandfather taught me... gimme a break.
I only say it to those i Truly care about i mean... c'mon.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-11-19 01:45:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-19 18:21:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
On Ohlookasquirrel:
If i had a head of lettuce
I'd cut the head in two
I'd give the leaves to all my friends
but i'd save the heart for you
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I write beautiful poetry like that and i get nothing....
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WAIT A SECOND....YOU MAN WHORE!
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-11-12 08:59:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Happy Birthday
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-12 08:19:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
w00000t!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-11-12 04:25:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
okay Ive drank too much and will be commencing sleep time soon, regardleess of spelling errors Iam areally quite sober and will check in with youa ll in thje morning.
Donitsu rules +2 for life
WOOO
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-11-11 21:16:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that was the gayest poem i've ever read
...outside of actual gay poetry about ass fucking
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-11-11 20:27:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-11-11 19:36:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
WOO thanks Donitsu! I was just gonna give up on that one.
You rock, and remind me when it's your birthday and I'll post something for you.
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Ehhh, dont worry about it.
Happy B day.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-11-11 20:27:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Happy B Day Coley!
A Birthday Poem:
If I had a head of lettuce
i'd cut the head in two
I'd give the leaves to all my friends
but i'd save the heart for you."
Now that is just precious.
got to stop myself from continuing with sarcasm that is Building Building....
Happy B-day. eating an alum sucker were you coley?
+2 because i am a follower.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-11-11 20:21:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, for me, drinking until you throw up no longer has the appeal that it never really possessed in the first place. Have fun.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-11-11 20:18:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you, Jason!
I plan to (but not those limits where you puke all night..fuck that!)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-11 20:15:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Looks like she just finished smoking a pole. Good for her. Wish it was mine.
Submitted by boredgurl210 (user info) at 2004-11-11 20:02:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Scorpios kickass!
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-11-11 19:48:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy birthday, darlin'. Enjoy yourself to the limits.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-11-11 19:36:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WOO thanks Donitsu! I was just gonna give up on that one.
You rock, and remind me when it's your birthday and I'll post something for you.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-11-11 19:00:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wooooo scorpios!
woooo my birthday on sunday!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-11 18:59:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for coley
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-11-11 18:48:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because in THIS one i can see the whole fucking face.
YAY FOR B-DAYS!!!
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-11-11 18:45:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
.... Fine, I'll do it. But it'll be my last post
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-11-11 18:45:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
We need a new uber directory with the latest fools from here on it!!!
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-11-11 18:45:02 EST (#)
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Yay for Coley.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-11-11 18:44:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's a favor... since I dont post anymore