ATTN Democrats emigrating to Canada: The Canadian Pledge of Allegiance (1652 hits)
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Submitted by sublime <this.is.ross.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-11 21:56:17 EST
Us Canadians know how much you love standing in front of a flag and saying the Pledge of Allegiance. So to accomodate you better into our foreign land, I've taken the liberty of sharing the secret Canadian Pledge of Allegiance with you. So if you ever have to take a test for citizenship, sing this and you are in. Here it is.
Good Ole Hockey Game by Stompin Tom Connors
Hello out there we're on the air it's hockey night tonite
Tension grows the whistle blows-& the puck goes down the ice.
The goalie jumps and the players bump and the fans all go insane
Someone roars "Bobby scores!" at the good ole hockey game
Chorus:
Oh the good ole hockey game is the best game you can name
And the best game you can name is the good ole hockey game
2nd period:
Where players dash with skates aflash the home team trails behind
But they grab the puck and go bursting up and they're down across the line
They storm the crease like bumble bees they travel like a burning flame
We see them slide the puck inside -It's a "1-1" hockey game!
Chorus
3rd period: last game in the playoffs, too...
Oh take me where the hockey players face off down the rink-
And the Stanley Cup is all filled up for the chaps who win the drink-
Now the final flick of the hockey stick and a one gigantic scream-
The puck is in! The home team wins! The good ole hockey game!
Chorus x3
He shoots he scores!
P.S Freedom Rocks.
User Reviews
Submitted by xtremecowboy (user info) at 2004-12-21 14:43:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and a +2 for a damn fine song.
Submitted by xtremecowboy (user info) at 2004-12-21 14:43:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for willZone's idiocy
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-11-12 11:31:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-11-12 08:58:03 (#)
Ranking: -1
PLease give credit where credit is due. Where'd you copy and paste this from...
was it here? http://webhome.idirect.com/~muskokajoe/lyric/hockey.html
or here? http://homepage.ntlworld.com/hockeycentral/nhl/intro/good_old.html
or the 228 other pages this is already on?
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I give credit to stompin tom and stompin tom alone.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-11-12 10:47:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WillZone, what? The song is clearly marked "by Stompin Tom Conners" and has a picture of the man at the bottom of the post.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-11-12 08:58:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
PLease give credit where credit is due. Where'd you copy and paste this from...
was it here? http://webhome.idirect.com/~muskokajoe/lyric/hockey.html
or here? http://homepage.ntlworld.com/hockeycentral/nhl/intro/good_old.html
or the 228 other pages this is already on?
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-11-12 08:53:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking right on.
I think that this song gives "America, FUCK YEAH!!" a good run for its money.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-12 08:20:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a belly button!
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-11-12 06:00:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Canada....... plus two
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-12 01:28:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HHHEEEEEEEE-HHHHAAAAAWWWWW
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2004-11-12 01:27:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Homer/Apu/Moe:
You can do it, Otto!
You can do it, Otto!
Apu: Make this spare, I'll give you free gelato!
Moe: Then go back to my place where I will get you blotto!
Homer: Domo arigato, Mister Roboto!
Team Homer
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-11-12 01:04:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"It was easy for me, I came in as a sperm."
What, did your dad splooge you across Lake Huron?
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-11-11 23:16:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes!
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-11-11 22:59:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-11-11 22:34:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
I've actually wanted to move to Switzerland for almost 7 years now, but it's a bitch to get citizenship there, so if that doesnt work, how hard is it to get it in Canada?
And no, I'm not just saying that because of the election.
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It was easy for me, I came in as a sperm.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-11-11 22:36:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Anyone with a 4 year degree can teach English overseas. It is very easy to leave the USA right now if you are willing to do that.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-11-11 22:34:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've actually wanted to move to Switzerland for almost 7 years now, but it's a bitch to get citizenship there, so if that doesnt work, how hard is it to get it in Canada?
And no, I'm not just saying that because of the election.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-11-11 22:19:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the mini-United States called Canada,
And to the brewers of all the brands.
One nation under snow.
Always erect nipples,
With Afghani and White Widow for all.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-11-11 22:07:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wooooo raptors are 4-1. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-11 22:07:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Woo!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-11-11 22:05:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can I come instead if i just support the raptors? I'm more of a basketball guy myself.
Submitted by GK (user info) at 2004-11-11 22:01:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No, to get Canadian citizenship you've to make fart jokes and search for treasure.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-11-11 21:57:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
god bless canada, my home sweet home.