A dog got shot by the cops on my street, and my first post on a SPT. (929 hits)
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Submitted by Freakmagnet (View user info) at 2004-11-11 22:26:25 EST
I thought that maybe you would like to hear this, but probably not, it is pretty
pointless.
We were driving home yesterday and we heard police sirens blaring behind us. My
mom pulled over because she thought she was speeding but the cop rocketed passed us and turned down our road. We decided to see what all the hullabaloo was about and followed him.
We arrived in a field not far from our house and were briefed on the story so up to
that minute by other spectators who had followed the cop (it is a very, very boring street.) Apparently a man had gotten seriously slammed and decided to walk his pit bull.
The drunkard walked his dog into a field and passed out. A passerby saw the
drunkard from the road and decided to check what was going on. The faithful pit
bull stood by his master and growled viciously at the good Samaritan. The man thought
that maybe the dog had hurt the drunkard so he called the cops. This is where we come in.
The cop and his partner approach the body and try to help the man. The dog decides
he has had enough and tackles the officer to the ground. The fallen officer
manages to knock the dog loose for a split second allowing his partner to get
a shot off. He hit the dog...in the leg (great shot sir). The dog is lying on the ground, whimpering, the hurt officer is sitting on the ground nursing his chewed arm.
Sheriff Sure Shot holsters his weapon after a job well done. This is when the
drunkard wakes up and surveys the scene.
"Whattha fuck haapned to my dog?"
"It attacked a police officer sir, we were forced to shoot it."
"Damn, in the leg?"
"Yes sir."
"Damn, I wanna go home."
"I'm afraid we're going to have to take you in for public drunkenness sir."
"Damn."
In the end the dog ended up getting taken to the animal hospital where they had to put
it down. So the poor guy got arrested, had his dog killed, and still got shafted with a vet bill. What a shitty day.
User Reviews
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-11-30 23:17:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-11-30 23:10:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Un-fucking-believable.
Fetish, I thought you were beyond all the spamming bullshit
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(in a Dr. Evil voice) Yeah.... riiiiight
Interesting story though.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-11-30 23:10:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Un-fucking-believable.
Fetish, I thought you were beyond all the spamming bullshit.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-30 22:29:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2004-11-30 22:26:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
That fetish guy is a fag.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-11-12 12:09:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i wasn't going to rate, but i'll try to cancel out a retaliation any chance i get
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-11-12 11:51:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Why'd they put the dog down? A shot to the leg shouldn't kill it.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-12 10:37:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
sucks for that guy
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-11-12 10:13:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
poor guy, my ass! He deserved worse.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-11-12 01:08:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That's nothin'.
One time I bit the head off a puppy.
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-11-12 00:41:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
eastside
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2004-11-12 00:09:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, I found it, but retaliatory -2's come on now.
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2004-11-12 00:05:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
When was I a doushe?
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-11 23:32:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Actually, squatty, it's best to get your facts straight before you go trying to use something against me.
Here's the basic story.
My sister, in '95, I believe, accused my dad of molesting her. Tests showed that she was still a virgin, but both of us were sent to a foster home while the investigations proceeded. The courts figured that, since the tests came back showing she was a virgin, it would be okay for me to visit. She declined, since she [later admitted that] she was scared to see him because she thought he would be mad.
Four years later, my sister was secretly planning to move back in to my dad's house. She was living with my mom. My dad got into a fight with my sister when she told him she was planning to run away and move in, and he sent her home a day early. A week later, the police showed up at our door and search the house. They found my dad's fiancee's lingerie. They took it and had it tested, and it came up negative. She was tested. Still a virgin.
So, halfway through the case, she changes her story to... "It was in my butt."
He was being charged with 21 counts of three different offenses, and had a grand total of 350+ years in prison if found guilty. My mom's (sister's) case wasn't looking good, so they offered him a plea bargain. I think it was a minimum of 2, maximum of 36 months in exchange for him pleading guilty to a few of the lesser charges.
He served his time, I've never been molsted/raped.
I doubt you're respectable enough to stop spewing forth bullshit, but it'd be nice to see it for a change.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-11 22:57:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pay no attention to the molestation victim AKA stonedsilly. He's got issues.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-11-11 22:52:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*sigh*
Here.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-11 22:43:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Actually, I do. Good story.
But this is a retaliatory -2 for being a douche on my post.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-11 22:42:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't get it.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-11-11 22:35:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Awww. puppy.