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Oh my, what fun little boys are! (3161 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 0.71 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Sepsis (View user info) at 2004-11-11 22:57:38 EST


The child giggled, so I slid a little closer.

"Hey, would you like to go in the hot tub with me? Wouldn't that be fun?"

He contemplated my proposal for a moment, grinning with glee.

We walked to the hot tub. I slipped in.

"The water's great! Come on now, this'll be fun!"

The boy looked over his shoulder, as if looking for his parents.

He looked back at the bubbling jacuzzi and smiled again.

"Don't be shy!"

He got in. I smirked.

His parents weren't in sight. I made my move.

Grabbing the boy by the neck, I spit in his face. I slammed my hand over his mouth to stifle his cries.

He began to panic. He flailed a bit, but I punched him in the throat.

His eyes telegraphed his fear.

I threw him under the surface. It was time to get to work.

I pulled on a pair of goggles and ripped off my bathing suit. I ducked under the water.

I could see him struggling to get air.

I grabbed him firmly behind the ears and slammed his left eye down onto my erect penis.

As my excitement grew, I began to claw at his face. I ripped apart his cheeks, turning the hot tub a chilling crimson.

After I was satisfyed, I dragged his lifeless body out of community pool, past his stunned parents, and to my car.

I cut his dick off with a camping knife, to put in my collection as soon as I got back to my apartment.



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User Reviews


Submitted by Mitchell (user info) at 2004-11-26 20:38:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

should have killed his parents... or... something new...

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-12 10:44:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

would have been funnier if it were in a sing-songy rhyme iambic pentameter or some shit.

still gross

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-11-12 10:20:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I was expecting an ass rape. You surprised me with the penis collection, though!

Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-11-12 10:09:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

*sigh* back to your old tricks, I see

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-11-12 09:56:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Should have been longer and more detailed.... and a little GIRL, so you don't sound like both a wacko AND a homo!

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-12 09:37:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

because im in a murderous type of mood

Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-11-12 02:13:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Uhhhhh

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-11-12 01:00:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

only ones of yours I've seen man. I guess you're a victim of having good attention attracting titles


you've got talent, and believe me, I like tasteless stories. But diversify. Take Vermin as an example. He writes in your vein, but its not always about skullfucking children/babies (again, don't get me wrong, thats a funny image but a bit overdone)

Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-11-12 00:58:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This is disgusting. You should be ashamed.

Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2004-11-12 00:16:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I am consistently disgusted by you but I keep coming back.

Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2004-11-12 00:14:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Sick. When did it become de rigeur to write about skull-fucking and murdering children? I genuinely hate this.

I give +2 because you have written quality posts, and this is well written, if depraved.
I give -2 because it nearly induces in me a technicolor yawn. Therefore, you should feel pleased, as I'm sure this was your desired effect. At least, I hope it was. Any other explanation would be just plain scary.

Shame on you.
F.

Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-11-11 23:52:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Zoidberg: What's the deal, dude? You only read my violent posts, and then all you have to say is.. "he's a one trick horse."

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-11-11 23:48:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

rather a one trick horse wouldn't you say?

Submitted by Stupidname36 (user info) at 2004-11-11 23:37:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

been there, done that

Submitted by ckoewing (user info) at 2004-11-11 23:33:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

this is why writers scare the fuck out of me....

if they can think this shit up, will they do it?

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-11-11 23:29:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

made me feel all warm and tingly inside.

Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-11-11 23:21:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sepsis and I...we have a sort of unspoken bond.

I don't think I've ever given him anything less than a +2, and vice-versa.

Let the trend continue.

Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2004-11-11 23:19:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-11 23:13:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You sound like fun.

Submitted by 10c7c (user info) at 2004-11-11 23:11:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

sometimes you scare me


Homer: I'm just a big fool.

Karl: Oh no, you're not!

Homer: How do you know?

Karl: Because my mother taught me never to kiss a fool!

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