BoogieFevuh VS Fake Fetish (Warning: AIM Log) (798 hits)
Category: Computers & InternetRating: 1.62 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Boogiefevuh <cowpower.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-12 02:09:01 EST
Disclaimer: Yes yes I know, Über's unofficial Ladies' Man has finally decided to make an AIM conversation the focus of a post. So sue me. In case you accidentally clicked this, but don't feel like reading about my late-night online antics with a Fetish Impersonator, feel free to scroll to the bottom to a picture of me holding hands with Captain Planet, as a US Marine attempts to kill a Mime, while two members of Slipknot pose accordingly, and rate me accordingly (It was a Halloween party...I was dressed as Idaho, but most of my sign is blocked, and soiled with whiskey.) Thank you for your time, and now: The Feature Presentation!
erice004: Hi fatty
MetalVikingDeath: hey skinny
erice004: You are ghey
MetalVikingDeath: nuh uh!
erice004: you suck pole
MetalVikingDeath: sometimes...
erice004: your posts stink
erice004: -2 no comment
**that comment REALLY hurt**
MetalVikingDeath: ouch! you hurt my feelings
**told you**
MetalVikingDeath: please, no more...i cant bear another lashing
erice004: You are as screwed up as electro
erice004: autism boy
**If anyone know what makes me autistic, I'd really like to know**
erice004: are you related in any way or do you just engage in homosexual sex?
MetalVikingDeath: man...are you 14?
erice004: no
MetalVikingDeath: this is weak
erice004: I am a computer programmer, what do you do?
erice004: you have no friends
MetalVikingDeath: i'm at a friend's house
MetalVikingDeath: ...or am i???
MetalVikingDeath: where am i???
erice004: you are lucky
MetalVikingDeath: holy shit you are right
MetalVikingDeath: i am alllllllll alone! OH NO!
erice004: I will hack your friends computer
MetalVikingDeath: my friend's a hacker
erice004: i have robbed your ip address
MetalVikingDeath: not my IP address!
erice004: and now I will put a trojan on your friends computer
MetalVikingDeath: better safe than sorry
**9 out of 10 people don't appreciate my dry humor**
erice004: i will steal your pw's
MetalVikingDeath: nooooo! my privacy!!!!
erice004: and then you can suck off bart bart
MetalVikingDeath: its kinda funny...see, uber isnt my life. i just read stuff there
MetalVikingDeath: get a grip, kid
erice004: you know it is my life
erice004: and I don't like the way you act
MetalVikingDeath: yeah, because you're attempting to piss off a total stranger because of...a website?
MetalVikingDeath: uh oh, someone you dont know acts in a way you dont approve?
erice004: i got removed from the mva so I have a right to be angry
erice004: you don't understand
MetalVikingDeath: it's obvious you're not fetish
erice004: it took alot of time
**a lot**
MetalVikingDeath: see, because there's no problem between him and me
MetalVikingDeath: try to research the people you impersonate
MetalVikingDeath: it might actually work one day
MetalVikingDeath: done hacking yet?
**10 minute interval**
MetalVikingDeath: man...my first uber-hate-IM...you make me feel like a celebrity
MetalVikingDeath: well you're boring now
MetalVikingDeath: so long
MetalVikingDeath: fare well
MetalVikingDeath: get bent
But WAIT, there's more! After blocking a few more of his screen names, I finally let one through, because I was kinda bored. Again, I'm really sorry about posting an AIM conversation, but piping hot Sake does this to you.
IHAKF25: You are a fucking coward
IHAKF25: Run like a little cunt
IHAKF25: Understand, bitch?
**Brilliant...IHAKF stands for I Have A Kristen Fetish...it MUST be him!**
MetalVikingDeath: I'M RUNNING I'M RUNNING
MetalVikingDeath: run awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
IHAKF25: Suck a cock
MetalVikingDeath: can i suck two?
IHAKF25: yes
MetalVikingDeath: so you condone homosexuality...
MetalVikingDeath: DUDE
IHAKF25: let me bitch slap
IHAKF25: you
MetalVikingDeath: do it!
IHAKF25: i will
MetalVikingDeath: slap me now!
MetalVikingDeath: i'm waiting
**Let the record show, I didn't feel anything**
IHAKF25: i will hack you
MetalVikingDeath: i thought you said smack
**I still think he did**
IHAKF25: I have your IP addy
MetalVikingDeath: what is it?
IHAKF25: I'm putting a keystroke logger on your friends computer as we speak
MetalVikingDeath: NO!
IHAKF25: I will get all the pw's
MetalVikingDeath: my friend doesnt have a computer
IHAKF25: whatever computer you are on now, jackass
MetalVikingDeath: i'm on my friend's computer
IHAKF25: stop giving prof.fuckface +2's
MetalVikingDeath: i cant remember the last time i read something of his
MetalVikingDeath: ohhh are you trying to eStrong-Arm me???
MetalVikingDeath: i'm so excited! you're like a nerdy mobster!
IHAKF25: well that fucker keeps spamming me
MetalVikingDeath: ...and its my fault?
IHAKF25: and I see you rate him good
IHAKF25: that is not right
MetalVikingDeath: so its actually ME spamming you!
MetalVikingDeath: you are brilliant
IHAKF25: no, anyone who rates him or caulaincourt high deserves for me to run a bot to spam them
MetalVikingDeath: man, you really take this stuff seriously
**Is it healthy to love Über THIS much?**
IHAKF25: but you don't have many posts for me to bot
MetalVikingDeath: i think i should start spamming you too
MetalVikingDeath: man, you'd be so pissed!!!
IHAKF25: no
MetalVikingDeath: yes!!
**In a panic, he attempts to change the subject**
IHAKF25: I will spam bart
**Smart**
MetalVikingDeath: Smart
IHAKF25: it wouldn't be the first time
IHAKF25: he won't ban me because I can do it
IHAKF25: he banned me once a long time ago
IHAKF25: and I got him to unban me
MetalVikingDeath: are you still pretending to be fetish?
IHAKF25: who am I, boogiefevuh?
MetalVikingDeath: who am i, boogiefevuh?
IHAKF25: whatever
IHAKF25: I know you are boogiefevuh
MetalVikingDeath: LIES
MetalVikingDeath: I know you are boogiefevuh
IHAKF25: whatever you say
MetalVikingDeath: curse that sexy devil
MetalVikingDeath: LIAR!
MetalVikingDeath: FREEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
And with that, I went and drank the Sake my brother was preparing. Then he, three friends, and myself drank it, and watched Elf. And the lord said, it was good.
The power is yours...
User Reviews
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2004-11-13 23:58:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Eh. I laughed. Fuck me good.
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-11-13 23:49:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-12 07:31:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-12 07:23:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
You big dummy, they're both squattail.
I've got proof that erice004 is.
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Yeah, this convo reads just like when squattail harrassed lojo and john.
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Yeah, it became painfully obvious when I sobered up. I should've been able to tell, just by his pissy little response.
And DMD, I may be the only person in Uber who gets it, but that comment had me cracking up.
Submitted by 10c7c (user info) at 2004-11-12 10:16:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
err... this was kinda crap, didnt finish
-2 for Boogiefevuh
+3 for Squattail
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-12 08:09:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
erice004: and now I will put a trojan on your friends computer
MetalVikingDeath: better safe than sorry
hahahaha
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-11-12 07:51:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A) This may be the only AIM convo I've ever enjoyed.
B) I appreciate your dry humor.
c) I've seen Idaho. You, good sir, look nothing like Idaho. Well, maybe a little bit . . . around the eyes, but mostly, no.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-12 07:31:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-12 07:23:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
You big dummy, they're both squattail.
I've got proof that erice004 is.
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Yeah, this convo reads just like when squattail harrassed lojo and john.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-12 07:23:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You big dummy, they're both squattail.
I've got proof that erice004 is.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-12 07:07:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-11-12 05:45:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MetalVikingDeath: run awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
just one second
and I was left with nothing
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-11-12 03:24:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I guess its funnier when you're drunk...
Hahaha professor STOP SPAMMING HIM ohh man what a meanie.
My apologies, I'll be more random next time he IM's me...I just wont post it.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-12 02:52:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Crap. Even your crap commentary was crap.
Submitted by neeping (user info) at 2004-11-12 02:45:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't think it was all that great of a aim conversation because it didn't include enough random-ness, but yeah, good costumes.