what am i do to? (813 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -0.5 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <crackergirl84.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-01-31 04:03:04 EST
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Submitted by andras (user info) at 2004-03-04 19:33:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
God, not another one.
Submitted by ISuck (user info) at 2003-02-03 08:33:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
crackergirl,
Make sure you sever both the carotid artery and jugular vein while piercing the windpipe, and press hard; the larynxKilling silently is a tall order, but a quick look at an anatomy chart will show that the larynx is an easy enough target—providing you can make a stealthy submerged approach, sneak up on your victim, and catch him unaware. Once that's accomplished, grasp his hair as close to the scalp as you're able to and yank his head back while using your Ka-Bar combat knife to make a lateral cut across his throat. is a tough, rubbery piece of tissue.
(http://www.theonion.com/onion3205/navyseal.html)
Submitted by Beer bong at 2003-02-01 01:47:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Go buy an 8th, a case of mountain dew and rent 4 Adam Sandler movies (get Happy Gilmore). Dont get off your couch/bed untill all the chron is gone (hey that rhymes). After that you wont really give a flying fuck.
Submitted by MassD (user info) at 2003-01-31 17:00:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
To hell with them all. Go buy yourself some Stoli and get plastered while watching Sanford & Son on FX.
Works for me.
Submitted by lodnem (user info) at 2003-01-31 12:42:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i think you should sleep with her boyfriend and take pictures.
Submitted by hendrixjrr at 2003-01-31 08:54:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What has this site turned into? A Dear Abbey column? You know what you should do. The next time your friend says don't invite this chick, say "We know you're fucking her." Then they'll just say, "Well, if everybody knows, we don't have anything to hide" and life will be great. If you're too much of a pussy to say something, kill yourself. You're so pathetic.
Submitted by crackergirl (user info) at 2003-01-31 04:11:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry about that, i hit enter by accident.
what i meant to say was, i recently was told that two friends of mine are fucking around behind my back. normally i wouldnt give a shit, seeing as its really none of my business, but they both have denied it repeatedly in the past and i actually lost a friend because i thought he was making the whole thing up and lying to me about it. the guy of the two actually repeatedly tells me how much he despises the girl, which i suspect he's doing to cover his tracks. he also repeatedly tells me not to bring her with me when i visit him, and when i comply with this she thinks i dont like her. as you can see this is causing no end of grief.
my question is, should i confront them or or just let it go?
in addition, what do you think of secrets in general? if someone tells you something about a third party and admonishes you "dont tell them i told you" what is to be done? just keep your mouth shut or let that third party know that shit is being said?