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Bang bang! (NSFW) (680 hits)

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Rating: -1 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by GK (View user info) at 2004-11-12 11:06:42 EST


The cowboy came out, and took out his gun, and shot the red indian. The red indian caught the bullet in his hand, ate it, and proclaim, "Good white man chew". The red indian, LongWindBullHornWocky, got onto his horse. The horse turned around, looked at him, and threw LongWind down. You bad indian said horse, never feed me good white man chew. So the cowboy came out, and shot the horse. The horse caught it in his hoofs. He brought it to his mouth and ate it. "Hmm, good white man chew". Fuck you horse, said mr cowboy, and ran for the united states presidency.

The end.

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Submitted by 10c7c (user info) at 2004-11-13 06:20:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

come on... im like the only one that found this funny?

Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-11-12 13:04:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

The green man walk, and than "Bam Bam!" And GK falls, and he grab his hand and, "Ouch!" And the green man goes, "Bratatatata!" and GK was "Oi! Ow!" And then a cat show up, and he like, "Miao! Mrow!" And he make scratch GK and GK was all like, "Ow! No! Stop!" But cat was all like, "Mriao! Mraio!" And then green man come and kick the cat, and green man was like, "-2 DIE!" And he shot GK in the head!

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-11-12 12:35:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

???????????

Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2004-11-12 11:30:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Hahaha...got a laugh out of your deceptive link...but the post sucked even more than this one.

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1100158364596732435

Submitted by GK (user info) at 2004-11-12 11:25:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh yes, NSFW. I forgot to post the link.

Here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/51219

Submitted by ardubs (user info) at 2004-11-12 11:25:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-11-12 11:20:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

-1 Not NSFW
+2 Random funny shit

Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2004-11-12 11:14:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Another -2 because I was expecting some titties and got this shit instead.

Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2004-11-12 11:12:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What the hell?!?!

Horse throw bullet at GK, GK hollow out bullet and snort coke through it. "Good white powder" say GK. Gk die, white man powder really poison for little bear who run with no hair on tail. GK suck at life.

Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-11-12 11:12:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

BWA, BWA, BWAAAAAA. (the sound of a sad trumpet.)

Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2004-11-12 11:07:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

uhhhh.....


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