Uber make your bets right here!!! (661 hits)
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Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (View user info) at 2004-11-12 12:45:05 EST
Here's the deal. We are going to see who thinks Donitsu2000 will bone Ainkara. Make your bets, not real money, only obscure referances and random objects will be accpeted.
I'm betting 1,000,000 of my own sperm and 3 of my first condoms that DOnitsu2000 doesn't do it. but as you know we will find out.
Also, I am starting a "Get Ainkara to the states" fund. anyone who would like to give money to get her over here please let me know because she needs the money to get over.
Whoever wins ill mail you something really random. I will be the judge.
ready. set. go.
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-12-02 13:14:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I bet two cowboy hats and a Mexican figurine of an indian shooting a bow and arrow that I get Ainkara in the buck before Don.
That girl is smokin' hot.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2004-11-17 01:18:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-11-12 16:59:25 (#)
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Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2004-11-12 15:52:12 (#)
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I, strwbryfanatic, wager the following items:
-a chewed up straw
-my dead fish that Donkey named "Reese"
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Right on, that's two dead fish going towards Don not doing Ainkara! Anyone else have any dead fish to contribute?
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Sadly enough, another one of my fishies died :(
So I shall contribute him as well.
Submitted by FleetEnemaBadas (user info) at 2004-11-12 23:02:05 EST (#)
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You can see the jackassedness running rampant in his face right there... we all know he wont.
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-11-12 22:50:43 EST (#)
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hahahaha
Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2004-11-12 22:47:19 EST (#)
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I've got 500 monolopy dollars on him not doing it. The man bet his testicles, and that's not somethig to fuck with ... neither is 500 monopoly dollars.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-12 20:25:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That kid would have trouble boning his own right hand.
I wager one gazillion dollars he won't.
Where do I collect?
Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-11-12 17:04:07 EST (#)
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I wager my first born son.
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-11-12 16:59:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2004-11-12 15:52:12 (#)
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I, strwbryfanatic, wager the following items:
-a chewed up straw
-my dead fish that Donkey named "Reese"
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Right on, that's two dead fish going towards Don not doing Ainkara! Anyone else have any dead fish to contribute?
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-11-12 15:56:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-11-12 15:41:00 (#)
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Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-11-12 15:28:55 (#)
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smart money is on me....right ainkara...right?
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Of course baby! (*Note: all promises of sex and/or sexual favours expire after 30 days.)
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that means we need money for her to get over to the states lets go people pony up
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2004-11-12 15:52:12 EST (#)
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I, strwbryfanatic, wager the following items:
-a chewed up straw
-my dead fish that Donkey named "Reese"
-a used band-aid
-an old chocolate flavored condom that is still in my drawer from last year :(
-a mostly-used roll of CLEAR duct tape
-an assortment of colored paper clips
that Don DOES NOT do her.
<3-strwbryfanatic
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-11-12 15:50:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Donny, baby, you know I love you. Honest. Please say you love me back...
My life just won't be the same until you say those sweet words, and I am able to look into your eyes, and feel that you mean it. I look forward to that day more than you will ever know.
P.S. Toxic is a sexy beast. (He's making me say this)
=D
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-11-12 15:44:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-11-12 15:36:48 (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-11-12 14:31:38 (#)
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i wager one hackey sack he that he doesn't do it but lies and says he did
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too true
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You have no idea.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-11-12 15:41:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-11-12 15:28:55 (#)
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smart money is on me....right ainkara...right?
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Of course baby! (*Note: all promises of sex and/or sexual favours expire after 30 days.)
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-11-12 15:36:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-11-12 14:31:38 (#)
Ranking: 1
i wager one hackey sack he that he doesn't do it but lies and says he did
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too true
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-11-12 15:28:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
smart money is on me....right ainkara...right?
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-11-12 15:05:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm awake... Even though it's like 3 and I just got home... I think I should sleep soon.
Dave, I love you man, I didn't think you'd actually post this =P Hehehehe....
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-11-12 14:58:40 EST (#)
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I wager 4 cigarette butts (Camel, Turkish Royal), a used sticky note and half a Strawberry Poptart that he humps a picture of her.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-11-12 14:33:17 EST (#)
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as most normal people would be doing at like... 4 in the morning.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-11-12 14:31:38 EST (#)
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i wager one hackey sack he that he doesn't do it but lies and says he did
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-11-12 14:20:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
haha too bad shes sleeping right now and cant join in on the festivities
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-11-12 14:13:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Note: Joking about mailing people Anthrax is NOT funny. Oh well.
+2's for life!!!
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-11-12 14:13:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn it. I mean that he WILL do it...whichever one means that he has to do it or else I'll be mailing Anthrax to his family.
I'm such a fucking retard.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-11-12 14:11:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-11-12 13:07:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ainkara has been trying to see if don will sleep with her. shes tried a whole buch of different tactics to get it done. but he still wont budge. she talked to him recently and shortly there after she talked to me. we made a bet saying that she wouldnt be able to get him in bed. because don said that he would sleep with her only if his family and everything he held dear was in great peril. so shes trying to get over to the states so the bet can actually go into action.
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I'm upping the stakes. I'm betting 1 letter laced with Anthrax that he WON'T do it.
Ainkara, you can thank me later. Or kill me. It all depends on how good he is, I guess.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-11-12 13:43:58 EST (#)
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I'm betting the air in my empty pockets that this will end in rape.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-11-12 13:37:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2004-11-12 13:28:37 (#)
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Where is she from?
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aus fuckin stralia.
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-11-12 13:35:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-11-12 13:01:49 (#)
Ranking: 1
Selma: It's time to give away my love like so much cheap wine.
Homer: Take it to the hoop, Selma!
-- Homer Simpson
Principal Charming
I could really use some back-story here.
I bet a bottle of my own home-made Gewurztraminer wine that he won't.
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2004-11-12 13:32:42 EST (#)
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Wh ... what's going on? Wh ... wha ... why am I on a Japanese box?
-- Homer Simpson
In Marge We Trust
-Black Ninja
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2004-11-12 13:28:37 EST (#)
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Where is she from?
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-11-12 13:19:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*want to win
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-11-12 13:19:08 EST (#)
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Hey man, i dont want to win too.
I sure hope i dont lose.......
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-11-12 13:17:36 EST (#)
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if don even bets he won't do it than iso win this bet for life.
Submitted by FleetEnemaBadas (user info) at 2004-11-12 13:11:16 EST (#)
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me too
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-11-12 13:08:46 EST (#)
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I'm betting my two testacles I wont.
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-11-12 13:07:40 EST (#)
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Ainkara has been trying to see if don will sleep with her. shes tried a whole buch of different tactics to get it done. but he still wont budge. she talked to him recently and shortly there after she talked to me. we made a bet saying that she wouldnt be able to get him in bed. because don said that he would sleep with her only if his family and everything he held dear was in great peril. so shes trying to get over to the states so the bet can actually go into action.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-12 13:05:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i bet an empty diet pepsi with lemon can that i crushed on my head that they will end up having sex, but on ly because akiriandyadyuaasdgasya wants the caulk.
and no man can resist a decent looking woman who wants your caulk. unless he's gay..did we think of that?
maybe he's not gay...
but he's definately not not gay.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-11-12 13:02:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I bet my '94 saturn that you secretly want to fuck your brother(don).
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-11-12 13:01:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Selma: It's time to give away my love like so much cheap wine.
Homer: Take it to the hoop, Selma!
-- Homer Simpson
Principal Charming
I could really use some back-story here.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-12 13:00:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"I'm tired of being a wanna-be league bowler, I wanna be a league bowler!
-- Homer Simpson
Team Homer
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Best episode ever
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-11-12 12:59:30 EST (#)
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no i told don i was going to do this and me and ainkara came up with the ideah.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-12 12:56:57 EST (#)
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dave, are you being mean?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-11-12 12:56:41 EST (#)
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I'll bet an expired McDonalds coupon for a free small french fries that he doesn't.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-11-12 12:55:07 EST (#)
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I wager he will bang her. My offer...one yellow M&M with lint and dirt (Hey, it was under the fridge!)
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-11-12 12:54:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My bets are on Don wimping out. (Sorry Don, I'm cheering for you, but I have to be honest.)
I wager sixteen fun-size boxes of Nerds, one bag of Funions and my dead fish, Bob.
Please prove me wrong Don, the fish is starting to smell bad and I'd like to get it out of the house as soon as possible.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-11-12 12:47:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
he looks like a kid i worked with.
I'm saying No.
Who would travel to fuck somebody they met over the internet?
FETISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!