Methowa Mullet (490 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1 on 6 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (View user info) at 2004-11-12 13:13:38 EST
Species: Methowa Mullet
Average weight: 6.75 LBS
Agressiveness: 9 (scale of 1-10)
Favorite past times: Smoking meth, beating his 14 year old "woman", cruising in his Camaro,
working on his camaro or firebird
Favortie band: Lynard skynard
Sightings: rural areas throughout the state of Iowa
estimated number still in the wild: 2000+
This species of mullet is commonly referred to as the Methowa Mullet, simply because of its habitual meth smoking and because it can be found in various rural areas througout the state of Iowa. This species tends to spend most of its time away from people except when cruising the local middle school girls in his 1985 Camaro. While this particular species of mullet occasionaly drives a firebird, the Camaro is by far the transportation of choice. This species of mullet, while fairly small in relation to many other mullets, is extremely agressive, especially while high on meth or in the presense of his 14 year old "woman". A warning to all mullet hunters- this species should never be approached and photographing it is extremely risky even with a telephoto lense. This particular specimen was actually spotted in south central Iowa by a dear friend of mine who is no longer with us. Apparently he was able to sneak into the mullet's den and get this picture before he was viciously beaten to death. The only thing left was a roll of film that this picture was on. The mullet apparently devoured the body and sold the clothes and camera to buy supplies for cooking meth.
User Reviews
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-02-27 06:36:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-03 23:36:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-02-03 23:25:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck i wanna stromp you out. all the inbred douchebags that gave u +2 need stomped also
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2004-11-12 13:24:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It wont let me paste it! WTF?
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2004-11-12 13:20:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks jeanee- im gonna repost this. Please look for the good one everyone!
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2004-11-12 13:17:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This might not be funny to anyone but I figured what the hell. Sorry for having to click the picture, how do I make it appear in the post? I actually did this monthly in my high school newspaper.
Sorry if this offends anyone.
Next mullet: Mom whyd you let me get this fucked up haircut mullet (starring yours truely)
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-11-12 13:15:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
cut-and-paste