Uber-Emo-Goth Postmodern Poetry (929 hits)
Category: Quotes & Stories -> PoetryRating: -0.6 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (View user info) at 2004-11-12 13:17:41 EST
Give me bread.
Give me lead.
Give me head.
Give you lunch.
Give you punch.
Give you bunch.
Give him cake.
Give him lake.
Give him rake.
Give her gruel.
Give her cruel.
Give her drool.
Give it time.
Give it crime.
Give it rhyme.
ME give IT to HER not HIM or YOU!!!!!!
._______________________Never again.
._______________________Never a wren.
._______________________Never a den.
._______________________Never know.
._______________________Never, ho'.
._______________________Never, crow.
._______________________Never die.
._______________________Never lie.
._______________________Never cry.
Ever long. _______________________.
Ever wrong. _______________________.
Ever song. _______________________.
Ever alive. _______________________.
Ever connive. _______________________.
Ever I strive._______________________.
Ever choke. _______________________.
Ever bloke. _______________________.
Ever smoke. _______________________.
NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVAR EVAAAAAARRRR!!!!
User Reviews
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-11-13 01:21:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Emo kids cream thier pants reading shit like this.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-12 23:02:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wow man that is sooo deep!
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-11-12 22:56:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this one time i fell asleep and a midget tied me down, stabbed me in the testicals with two 8" rusty nails, rammed a shovel into my anus and rubbed me off with a brilo pad. up until this point that was the most painful thing that had ever happend to me. up until now.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-12 22:55:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
B@W? Nope.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-11-12 22:47:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
life
death
living
awful
-ZeroSkittles
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-11-12 14:49:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer Goes To College
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2004-11-12 14:47:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-11-12 14:46:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy. I'm the magical man from
Happyland in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Laaane! Oh, by the way, I
was being sarcastic.
-- Homer Simpson
Flaming Moe's
Submitted by scrumdown (user info) at 2004-11-12 14:45:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
what
the
f
was
that
all
about
?
?
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2004-11-12 14:38:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, crap on this!
let's go play super mario's punchoff!
- super mario twins