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Submitted by Lunch_Pail (View user info) at 2004-11-12 13:27:20 EST
Species: Methowa Mullet
Average weight: 6.75 LBS
Agressiveness: 9 (scale of 1-10)
Favorite past times: Smoking meth, beating his 14 year old "woman", cruising in his Camaro,
working on his camaro or firebird
Favortie band: Lynard skynard
Sightings: rural areas throughout the state of Iowa
estimated number still in the wild: 2000+
This species of mullet is commonly referred to as the Methowa Mullet, simply because of its habitual meth smoking and because it can be found in various rural areas througout the state of Iowa. This species tends to spend most of its time away from people except when cruising the local middle school girls in his 1985 Camaro. While this particular species of mullet occasionaly drives a firebird, the Camaro is by far the transportation of choice. This species of mullet, while fairly small in relation to many other mullets, is extremely agressive, especially while high on meth or in the presense of his 14 year old "woman". A warning to all mullet hunters- this species should never be approached and photographing it is extremely risky even with a telephoto lense. This particular specimen was actually spotted in south central Iowa by a dear friend of mine who is no longer with us. Apparently he was able to sneak into the mullet's den and get this picture before he was viciously beaten to death. The only thing left was a roll of film that this picture was on. The mullet apparently devoured the body and sold the clothes and camera to buy supplies for cooking meth.
User Reviews
Submitted by standardeviant (user info) at 2005-02-27 06:49:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Last time. Save to my pics then browse links. Find the pic and double click.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-02-27 06:36:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-11-12 13:45:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
awwww, don't be sorry...
DIE.