Methowa Mullet (correct version, I HOPE) (786 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.04 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (View user info) at 2004-11-12 13:59:13 EST
Species: Methowa Mullet
Average weight: 6.75 LBS
Agressiveness: 9 (scale of 1-10)
Favorite past times: Smoking meth, beating his 14 year old "woman", cruising in his Camaro,
working on his camaro or firebird
Favortie band: Lynard skynard
Sightings: rural areas throughout the state of Iowa
estimated number still in the wild: 2000+
This species of mullet is commonly referred to as the Methowa Mullet, simply because of its habitual meth smoking and because it can be found in various rural areas througout the state of Iowa. This species tends to spend most of its time away from people except when cruising the local middle school girls in his 1985 Camaro. While this particular species of mullet occasionaly drives a firebird, the Camaro is by far the transportation of choice. This species of mullet, while fairly small in relation to many other mullets, is extremely agressive, especially while high on meth or in the presense of his 14 year old "woman". A warning to all mullet hunters- this species should never be approached and photographing it is extremely risky even with a telephoto lense. This particular specimen was actually spotted in south central Iowa by a dear friend of mine who is no longer with us. Apparently he was able to sneak into the mullet's den and get this picture before he was viciously beaten to death. The only thing left was a roll of film that this picture was on. The mullet apparently devoured the body and sold the clothes and camera to buy supplies for cooking meth.
User Reviews
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2005-05-14 14:34:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you must not uber
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-14 14:25:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Go away.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-02-27 06:35:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-03 23:36:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-02-03 23:25:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck i wanna stromp you out. all the inbred douchebags that gave u +2 need stomped also
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-11-16 12:57:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am frightened. Very frightened!!
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2004-11-16 12:48:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, mullets galore rocks!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-11-15 15:50:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Where did you get my picture from?
Ever check out mulletsgalore.com? Funny stuff.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-11-12 19:05:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Mulletts are funny, but seriously, Lynyrd Skynyrd. Y's!
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2004-11-12 16:29:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
business in the front, part in the back...
or so they say.
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2004-11-12 15:15:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry, I didnt know to not give myself a plus 2!
Anyway, the next in this series will be the old: mom whyd you let me get this fucked up haircut mullet, starring yours truly when I was about 10 years old.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-11-12 14:57:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-11-12 14:56:33 (#)
Ranking: 1
Congratulations. Now go!
BTW, giving yourself +2's is very naughty.
Is that still frowned upon? cause your rating doesn't affect your own posts now.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-11-12 14:56:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Congratulations. Now go!
BTW, giving yourself +2's is very naughty.
Submitted by Katastrofadark (user info) at 2004-11-12 14:42:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked it...so funny and yet so true
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-11-12 14:30:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
16th times a charm...i guess
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2004-11-12 14:07:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jean its not off mulletsgalore unless its there and i dont know!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-11-12 14:06:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
alright this will even my rating out, was a fairly decent job done, but i just can't give hairy nipples a positive review.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-11-12 14:05:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Scary pic, but I still can't give it a positive rating, because you cut and pasted off mulletsgalore.com.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-11-12 14:05:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I go and help you out and then you go and post my picture on uber? Well you're not very nice now are you?
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-11-12 14:05:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
huzzah! huzzah!
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-11-12 14:04:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
no no no...you've got it all wrong...
they drive 1984 Transcamaros
Submitted by dawItsPete (user info) at 2004-11-12 14:00:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Congratulations, you mastered it. Now never post again.
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2004-11-12 13:59:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WOOHOO!!! Show me no mercy- if it sucks tell me! Thanks to everyone who helped me!