newly revised MVA! the 150 top authors of this site (1107 hits)
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Submitted by Dr. Shabazz (View user info) at 2004-11-12 14:55:07 EST
I've slowly become more addicted to Uber every day. I obsess that maybe one day I too could be considered a good writer and have 20,000+ hits. I'm so fascinated as to the ins and outs of this site that I want to offer up another listing of the top authors Uber has to offer. I feel this is a great place where flamers such as myself get flamed, and good writers recieve the acclaim they deserve.
I have decided to not include the top 30 authors since they are always on display on the main page and know their place. this is for the p eople who are left in the dark as to where they stand...
31. comicbookguy - 123,683 hits
32. streetpunk - 117,816
33.Spiral_Abraxis - 117,664
34. squattail - 116,196
35. shitfuck - 111,163
36. potatomanjack - 110,128
37. Murphy1844 - 110,031
38. lojope - 108,941
39. j0andre1 - 106,037
40. PeopleAreStrange - 102,686
41. BuckeyesTHEGAME - 102,387
42. yidele - 100,714
43. sublime - 99,234
44. russizm - 97,694
45. Falco - 97,243
46. William Q Percy - 93,356
47. apollo88 - 92,898
48. jwlmar10 - 88,814
49. gascs - 88,172
50. Nicole3 - 87,274
51. kai070169 - 86,522
52. SpikeGoddess - 84,898
53. polyamorousaj - 84,209
54. Hairsphincter - 78,860
55. Lisa - 77,024
56. Electro - 74,184
57. Kaelic - 73,399
58. volklcess - 71,422
59. Envenom - 70,884
60. Spooner - 70,268
61. shandythedog - 67,856
62. dakingisdead - 67,780
63. FatTony - 67,519
64. seanfogy - 65,855
65. QueenAshlee - 65,510
66. smokymtcsw - 64,224
67. Degreeless Capibara - 64,176
68. Vermin - 63,839
69. drstrangedhruv - 63,818
70. DJMattB241 - 63,713
71. glam daddy - 62,846
72. domenad - 62,740
73. beer-turtle - 62,637
74. Insanethemind - 62,474
75. BillsSBCChamps - 62,113
76. DonkeyOnTheEdge - 61,814
77. NotApologizing - 61,394
78. bargled - 61,149
79. StonedSilly - 58,640
80. ess2s2 - 57,095
81. JohnGalt - 56,672
82. corn nugget - 56,381
83. Scott James - 56,138
84. enraged baboon - 55,991
85. Thunderlips - 55,525
86. NerfHerder - 54,650
87. Phinch - 53,557
88. Zod - 53,523
89. K.M - 52,585
90. bob - 50,924
91. chipolatte - 50,741
92. Ainkara - 50,301
93. MaesterMeat - 50,287
94. Kristyswan - 50,135
95. acrog - 49,765
96. ohlookasquirrel - 48,121
97. hamilton - 47,814
98. Cassiopeia - 47,226
99. shark25 - 46,941
100. professorfuckface - 46,845
101. oddzandendz - 46,839
102. Otter - 46,188
103. GodLovesALittleLovin - 46,097
104. Legendary Threat - 46,039
105. Bellebrown - 45,886
106. Beer bong - 45,802
107. TheRef - 45,687
108. Gent - 45,529
109. itchy - 44,884
110. necrofeelya - 43,887
111. YELLOW-MAN - 43,829
112. jeetkunetony - 43,554
113. 1Point21Gigawatts - 42,947
114. Snuggles The Assasin - 42,856
115. whataefag - 42,067
116. chicagogirl - 41,752
117. triple optics - 41,701
118. hadooken - 41,234
119. fingerbang - 41,152
120. Mac - 39,932
121. Fleet Marshall Badass - 39,552
122. electrictoothsyndrome - 39,251
123. Stupac - 39,013
124. IndianOcean - 38,922
125. munkeypants - 38,832
126. The Original Mac Daddy Surge - 38,369
127. espo - 38,342
128. sam el - 37,787
129. kinney 69 - 37,708
130. ThePornoGuy - 37,309
131. spacemonkey - 37,701
132. momanlad - 37,009
133. Sandman - 36,796
134. GneralRommel - 36,651
135. michaelahunt - 36,299
136. The Masked Assailant - 36,299
137. Cicciro - 35,786
138. Jocko Johnson - 35,677
139. Stabkill - 35,463
140. tinactin - 35,446
141. AlwaysanEagle - 35,153
142. El Guapo - 34,553
143. JoeAverage - 34,276
144. slowlyrotting - 33,753
145. TheMan - 33,400
146. creep firebombing - 33,094
147. sg11588 - 33,077
148. JinkyWilliams - 32,969
149. T.chow - 32,913
150. Quartermain - 32,861
User Reviews
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2005-04-04 22:10:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2005-04-02 19:47:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I never threatened to physically harm anybody you dumb fuck, I merely suggested they physically harm themselves to save me the effort.
Also, have a look here:- http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=slander
It's LIBEL if it's in print idiot - and only then if it's false. Everything I write is true: you DO bring nothing to this site and your posts are sublime only in their imbecility - It's like you just run your tiny, flaccid penis across the keyboard and then hit the 'hook me up' button and ejaculate.
Shit man, you must have to replace your Enter key each time you submit
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-03-16 13:27:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
okay, very earnest declaration of your desire to be a good writter.
start by writting.
Submitted by Dannie (user info) at 2005-02-25 12:33:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-18 21:38:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Just now.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-02-18 21:29:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
98? When the fuck did that happen?
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-18 21:16:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
UNBAN SPIRAL!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-18 21:16:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm 189, I freakin rock.
Mr. Cancer--you are #98
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-02-18 21:13:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I only need about 18,000 more hits to crack the top 150. At the rate I'm going, it should only take me about four more years to do it.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-02-18 21:13:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If only Spiral was still around. I'd finally be on one of his top 100 MVA graphs.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-18 21:09:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm 59.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-02-18 20:59:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm #100 as of today, bitches. W00t.
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2005-02-18 20:41:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-13 11:03:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm number 8, even though that faggot Bart took me off.
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I thought you died?
Maybe one day I'll make the top 150. I'm at 25,000 or so now. although over 70 posts that's kind of shameful.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-02-18 20:37:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-02-18 20:29:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Thank you for not posting the top 10000 mva list.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-17 18:16:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I will someday make this list, oh yes. Someday I will...
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-15 14:46:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You're such a fucking twit, I hate you too.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-11-13 11:40:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 because I'm in the top 100 even though I haven't posted in...three months? Has it only been that long?
+1 because in those three months that I haven't posted anything on this account, I seem to have somehow accumulated 9000 more hits
Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2004-11-13 11:37:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Fat Tony should be on the MVA list as an honourary MVA.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-11-13 11:28:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fifty seven. Huh.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-11-13 11:16:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The good: I've moved up 7 places! Hot dog!
The bad: I'm getting the crap beat out of me by Shitfuck. ^$@%$&#%^*$(
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-13 11:03:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm number 8, even though that faggot Bart took me off.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-11-13 03:13:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
can you redo this now..... I finally have more hits than Q.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-12 20:58:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Dr. Shabazz: Where the fuck do I rank?
That's really the only info that I give a shit about.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-11-12 20:43:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/users.cgi?sort=hits&days=ALL
Jesus, I can't even remember when I had 30,000 hits.
Nor do I care to.
*Farts and wafts it to those lower on the list*
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-11-12 17:19:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have to have some sort of record for time since registration versus # of hits.
Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2004-11-12 17:18:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wooo!
After so long, I've finally been recognized for that which I truly am...
#148!
Stay orange.
--JW
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-11-12 17:07:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow. I've been posting for a year, and realized I don't even have 20,000 hits.
But then again, I remember when 35,000 was enough to make "the list", so having 18 while barely posting can't be all that bad.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-11-12 17:07:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
31850
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-11-12 16:52:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I could possibly have been in the MVA had I not written a combined six articles in the last three months.
Or had Bart pandered to me like he does to others. One BAW story... ONE! Bah!
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2004-11-12 16:00:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-12 15:54:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
since most of us do not give a poop about any one else's number of hits, but do like ot read good authors stuff....someone should make a list of the best unknown authors...people with <20,000 hits.
i nominate Spam. his shit is pure shitless.
and by doing this, you all can assume i want more notorioty(sp?) as well
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I have less than 20,000 hits, and one of my posts has a 1.92 rating and is close to getting on most heated as we speak. Sideburns says I'm a constant read. Does this make me cool?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-11-12 15:54:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
since most of us do not give a poop about any one else's number of hits, but do like ot read good authors stuff....someone should make a list of the best unknown authors...people with <20,000 hits.
i nominate Spam. his shit is pure shitless.
and by doing this, you all can assume i want more notorioty(sp?) as well
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-11-12 15:49:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I AM 56! W00!
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-11-12 15:49:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
are you serious? I am 56?
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-11-12 15:43:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you call it 30-150...i call them all losers!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-11-12 15:37:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
121. Fleet Marshall Badass - 39,552
hahahhahahahaha
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-11-12 15:31:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why are hits so important here? It doesn't make very much sense to me.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-12 15:28:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
are you serious? i made the list?
hot damn!
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-11-12 15:22:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
76 baby! WOOOOO!
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-11-12 15:22:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I won't care about these rankings until I'm right about to get on the list.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-11-12 15:18:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm in the top 150 now? Nice.
Submitted by Oscar (user info) at 2004-11-12 15:02:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
For no reason whatsoever.
He only has 20 000 hits.
har har p33n3r.
Submitted by Oscar (user info) at 2004-11-12 15:01:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
151. Bizdorph
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-11-12 15:00:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You've got to be kidding me...
i have 32,832 hits.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-11-12 14:59:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
179. RyuFu -- 27321 hits