When I get fired I will Run down the halls with my manhood hanging out (882 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.9 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Nomad <Drainoe.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-12 19:12:18 EST
Ahh, my job.
I can't take it anymore! I know it's gonna come sooner or later, that day when I am called into human resources to sign my separation papers. One too many unoffical smoke breaks, one too many times that I came in late and left early. One too many devious sexual comments. Too many swear words. One too many times caught masturbating in the records shed/supplies closet/managers office.
Yep, I know it's coming, but I don't know when.
And ya know what? Bitch, you talk too much. Get up out' mah face unless you trying to fuck.
Also, ya know what? When I get fired I'm going to run the halls with my penis hanging out of my zipper screaming "Herpies are chasing me!! Big fucking herpies with pimples are chasing me!! Get out of the way!! Get the fuck out of the way!!!"
I will make a few important stops. First: That chick in marketing. I'll slide by the enterance to her cubicle and say in my best Sean Connery impression, "Careful, some things in here don't react well to penis".
Then the next target would be that bitch in support that complains about every little mistake I make. I'm going to piss on her TPS reports (or the equivalent).
Then we head over to the underwriters. "Underwrite this bitches!!" As I hold up my maniless like a gatling gun. "Yeeeeaaaaaa Bitches!!!"
Then over to distribution so I can nail that cutie once and for all!!!
WOoooOOOOOOOhooOOOOooOOOOOOoooo!!!!
Then of course is the final stop. The CEO. 8th floor, north side. The prick has the entire side as his office.
I will proceed to masturbate furiously on his desk and ejaculate on his artwork...
Corporate hoe that I am.
User Reviews
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2004-11-21 17:08:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
B@W!!!!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-14 17:59:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh dear.
HAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-11-13 08:07:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2004-11-13 03:33:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Comedy ass shit man for real!
"careful, some things in here dont react well to penis!!!" ahahaha that shit is an instant classic- sounds like a line from a bad porno.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-11-12 22:46:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
most deff, B@W
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-11-12 20:23:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAA
BAW
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-11-12 20:14:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Careful, some things in here don't react well to penis".
sometimes, low flying angels whisper genius like this into our ears...
what?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-12 20:05:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I really believe you should go through with your plan first thing Monday morning.
And if you don't, it's because you're a fucking pansyass.
So which is it?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-11-12 19:35:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Careful, some things in here don't react well to penis"
Any post that refers to TPS reports get's my vote
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-11-12 19:30:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just make sure there is video footage, because that's gotta be a corker.