Maybe it's time I quit (678 hits)
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Submitted by NavyJester <xlations.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-12 22:37:44 EST
Every ad on television. Every Surgeon General's warning. Every ashtray in my house. Every person on oxygen I see with a tracheotomy. Every article of clothing I own stinks. Every time I shell out $3.50. Every cellophane wrapper floating around my apartment. Every empty pack in my car. Every tooth getting yellower. Every time I've gone to the store at 3:30 am. Everytime I see the disappointment in my parents' eyes.
I woke up this morning after a night on the town. My lungs hurt. I'm coughing and it hurts to breathe. I went through two packs last night. I just want one more. I'll give it about a half hour, and light up another. My last one.
Everything I do or see or hear is telling me to quit smoking cigarettes. I really do want to quit.
Just one more. Just one more and I'm through.
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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-11-13 12:19:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good luck.
I'm failing at giving up.
You think you guys have got it bad, try $8.90 for a pack of 20. (£4.82)
You gotta love the British government.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-11-13 07:53:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah, I'm SO glad to see that you're still around. I miss your posts.
Also, what you should do is..
Buy a pack of cigarettes and either give them away or flush 'em.
It has a calming effect. Or something.
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-11-13 00:57:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
if you want one more, you'll never quit
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-11-13 00:48:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Don't worry about it. You didn't really need those lungs anyway, did you?
Oh, and $3.50 a pack? Try $6.50 here.
Killing yourself costs more in NJ.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-11-13 00:35:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't be a bitch, smoke 'till the end of your days like a REAL man!
Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2004-11-13 00:27:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you only pay 3.50 a pack? you lucky bastard!
michigan sucks.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2004-11-13 00:06:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm on my last pack....I have 5 left, and will be out by morning. I have the gum, and I'm gonna try to quit starting tomorrow. Good luck to you.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-11-12 22:44:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
do as ya will
Submitted by NavyJester (user info) at 2004-11-12 22:42:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bart: I'll take up smoking and give that up.
Homer: Good for you, son. Giving up smoking is one of the hardest
things you'll ever have to do. Have a dollar.
Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyed grunt)ocious
I can't believe this was on my post.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-11-12 22:40:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I support your choice; I'd like to help.
Give me your address, and then, if you start smoking again, e-mail me and I'll come beat the shit out of you. It's the least I can do.