Une Nuit Avec Un Maudit D'Anglo - I met Q, the uber-user (943 hits)
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Submitted by sublime <this.is.ross.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-14 12:48:05 EST
Last night, i went to La Queue Le Le, a french German style brau haus. The only german thing about the place was the staff in Leiderhosen, you couldn't even get german beer, but i digress.
Q said to meet around 10, so i showed up at around 10:30, spared my shaloms and looked around for the Albertarian. He was nowhere to be found, luckily the bar was easy to be found as were the specials. 2 beers, 2 dollars- how could i resist? Q showed up a half hour later and i was working on my seventh or sixth or something. He was with a bunch of french seperatists and we started talking about it and he informed me that the rest of Canada has the wrong idea when they think of seperatists. - On a side note, had Ess-Arr came he would have had a good introduction, being the only anglo to vote bloc. - Anyway, then i met his girlfriend, she seemed nice enough, even though she didn't look too pleased to see me, then i asked Chris (Q), does your girlfriend know you meet people over the internet? To which he informed of the dubious operation he is setting up thanks to Kai and Loki. I shool her hand, and we didn't speak for the entire night, except when i was drunk and spewed random fucking gibberish into her ear about unimportant.
Then Alain, (caulaincourt), showed up and informed us what substances he was under the influence of and we started doing some shots, me and chris having done 2 shots previously.
At this point in time i decided to visit the toilet and have a heart to heart with it I threw up a good 4 or 5 times and felt pretty good about myself, so i got up and went to the sink to soak my head a little bit and the bouncer saw that i threw up on my pants a little bit and said, you're
too sick, just wait outside and you can come back in. When he got me outside he handed me my coat, i tried to get back in 5 minutes later and the doorman saw the bit o hurl on me and declined my entry, so i promptly swore at him and called him names. On the cabride home I threw up again, I was feeling like a bigshot and told him to step on it, fucker drove goddamn fast. He did a good job of holding my head up as i was hurling from the open door of his cab though...
It was the most i ever threw up, and it changed my life forever.
P.S Alain scored a girls e-mail address, i find that geeky as high hell, but whatever works.
P.P.S I bought a belt!
P.P.P.S Chris has the only picture, he is on a plane now or something
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Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-11-23 13:59:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
damn I was in Hali for this...
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-11-15 15:02:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
canadians, too.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-11-15 15:02:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Canadias are whores
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-14 22:20:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, usually people close their eyes when they french kiss, but I was looking at you like "what the fuck?" while she was cleaning my gum.
About that girl, I'm not sure I even remember her face. I know she told me her name three times and was pretty pissed I couldn't get it right. But I played in smoothly...or drunk. I added her to my MSN. I'll see what it does.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-11-14 22:13:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul,
that girl was hilarious. What a skank.
The girl you were hitting on was indeed one of my hosts for the weekend. Don't worry about it, you made a good impression. She was asking me about you this morning. Haha, stud.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-14 22:06:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's right...some chick came out of nowhere and raped my mouth. She had one tight little ass.
She was one of your host Q? Fuck me. I didn't know. Did I make a good impression?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-11-14 15:29:58 EST (#)
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i'm sorry, what?
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-11-14 15:18:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i should've went..
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-11-14 15:00:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Drinking stories are the best.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-14 14:59:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
here's a little piece of trivia about munkey...
I can purge my stomache on command.
yeah, i'm dead sexy!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-14 14:59:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh yes. I am very skilled at tickling the back of my throat for a good
barf.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-11-14 14:50:34 EST (#)
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A random chick came up and molested Caul, then he hit on one of my hosts. That slut.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-11-14 14:49:58 EST (#)
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I just got home, Montreal kicks a lot of ass.
Post and pics are coming.
Sorry you missed the show Ross, I guess I was exploited since I am anglo. But I showed those french fuckers how to drink!
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-11-14 14:49:23 EST (#)
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but i made myself throw up. I don't know if you did that.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-14 14:41:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sounds like me when i went to oktuberfest.
i can relate
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-11-14 13:50:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-14 13:00:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
Did Caul molest anyone? He does that when he's drunk...
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Caul molested me online a few minutes ago, but he was all hyper so it didnt' last.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-11-14 13:19:19 EST (#)
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You molest people regardless of being drunk or sober.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-14 13:00:58 EST (#)
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Did Caul molest anyone? He does that when he's drunk...
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-11-14 12:59:51 EST (#)
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my french and spanish improves when i am hammered.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-11-14 12:54:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Just got off MSN with Caulaincourt. Yep, he's fucked up. But oddly enough, his English improves when he's cranked out.