Scientists Discovered New Property!! (694 hits)
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Submitted by UlfGabe (View user info) at 2004-11-14 14:06:58 EST
Scientist working at the NIT labs (ninjas in training)have discovered a previously unknown property of the moon.
Quoting from CNN
"Ladies and gentleman, we have indeed discovered something new about the moon. For thousands of years it has laid above us slowly creeping further and further away. Over the years the tides have diminished and its precious supply of blue cheese, and unobtainium have gone out of our reach. We know man NEVER reached the moon, so does the american population. That's not the topic of todays speech . . .
New findings prove that the interior of the moon, 3-unobtan trans-bicheezium, is attracted to ignorance. This finding was discovered when examining the internet for intelligence. It appears no one on the internet is smart. They use Bad Sentance Structure, or BSS syndrome as we call it, and type out words improperly just to be cool.
Well, we found that the moon is slowly returning to the earth, to crush the human race in a giant fireball of death.
Thank you for your time, and please, try not to panic."
Bill Hetley - Chair of NITs labs
There you have it Uber, the world is going to end.
Chicken little has spoken
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Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-11-16 02:25:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by UlfGabe (user info) at 2004-11-15 11:54:05 (#)
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it was a critical satire, you know, when someone imitates what annoys them?
"Bad sentance strucute"
hell i should have done it all in leetspeech, that would have caused some anger
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It doesn't look like that. I mean, you spelled 'structure' correctly in your post.
"Sentance" was just a typo, okay? Deal with that.
No rating because the post didn't amuse me. I think that's fair.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-11-16 02:07:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by UlfGabe (user info) at 2004-11-15 11:54:05 EST (#)
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it was a critical satire, you know, when someone imitates what annoys them?
"Bad sentance strucute"
hell i should have done it all in leetspeech, that would have caused some anger
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-15 08:41:33 EST (#)
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it was ok
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2004-11-15 07:28:41 EST (#)
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"They use Bad Sentance Structure"
They also spell Sentence wrong. Dumbarse. If you make a post about bad grammar/spelling, don't fuck it up.
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Submitted by UlfGabe (user info) at 2004-11-15 07:17:41 EST (#)
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arafat, is your house the giant crater?!!?
Submitted by Arafat.of.the.land (user info) at 2004-11-14 17:51:47 EST (#)
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I can see my house.
Submitted by UlfGabe (user info) at 2004-11-14 17:40:05 EST (#)
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actually i lied, i drew this picture
Submitted by UlfGabe (user info) at 2004-11-14 16:07:46 EST (#)
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lol the pic was the first thing i found that was pretty large on google image search
"moon hitting earth"
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-11-14 15:10:16 EST (#)
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Cool pic.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-11-14 14:45:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-14 14:28:28 EST (#)
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Auto science +2.
Submitted by Jerems (user info) at 2004-11-14 14:28:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by Mitchell (user info) at 2004-11-14 14:24:18 (#)
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+2 just for the pic
Submitted by Mitchell (user info) at 2004-11-14 14:24:18 EST (#)
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+2 just for the pic
Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2004-11-14 14:22:00 EST (#)
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that pic is awesome.