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Give homeless people your spare change.. or burn in hell forever, loser. (936 hits)

Category: General

Rating: 1.92 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Sepsis (View user info) at 2004-11-14 18:20:21 EST


She saw him as soon as she stepped into the parking garage. She could practically smell him.

She had always carried a strange phobia of the homeless, something about their nature made her uneasy.

This particular man was lying in a pile of cardboard boxes and old rags, clutching a bottle of whiskey to his chest. She would have to pass him to get to her car.

She started to walk. Her footsteps reverberating throughout the structure, each step bringing her closer to the foul terror...

The man woke up.

She froze. She was only a few feet away from him.

The man stood up, still clutching his whiskey bottle.

She was overcome with panic.

"Er... got any spare change?"

She noticed his heavily slurred speech. His breath reeked of alcohol. She ignored him and started to inch forward...

This pushed the homeless man over the edge. He smashed his bottle against the wall, bellowing with rage.

She tried to dash for her car, but he stabbed her in the side with the broken bottle.

Her adrenaline was pumping in such abundance that she hardly felt the pain.

She stomped on his foot, just like they taught her in her self-defense classes. The man screamed in pain!

She knew what she had to do. She had to stop him. Fervently, she dug through her purse in search of pepper spray.

He was slurring insults at her while readying his 12" cougar-hunting knife.

She had to find the pepper spray! She was digging faster now, not realizing that the man was staggering closer...

He let out a final bellow, ready to deliver justice to this infidel!

"May the god of spare change guide my blade!!!"

The drunken slash of his knife spewed her viscera across the concrete. She collapsed in a heap, the bloody centerpiece in a pool of her own guts.




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Submitted by Mitchell (user info) at 2004-11-26 20:40:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

be more graphic

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-11-18 19:47:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

huh

Submitted by Lazarus (user info) at 2004-11-16 01:11:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck homeless people. I hope they all freeze.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-11-16 00:57:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sometimes I want to kick their teeth in, other times I want to buy them a coffee and chat for awhile. I guess it's my monthly good deed.

Besides banging severely retarded chicks and soccer moms of course.

Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2004-11-16 00:55:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-16 00:49:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sure, why not.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2004-11-15 19:52:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Good story. I hate homeless people: http://www.ubersite.com/m/48468

Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-11-15 19:35:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice.

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-11-15 19:29:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2004-11-15 09:30:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Way nice.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-14 18:57:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by 10c7c (user info) at 2004-11-14 18:53:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

=)

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-14 18:22:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You've found your groove, and you're staying in it. Bravo.


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