shlongy is a pedophile!! he wants to rape me!!! (1407 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: -1.71 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by jsms cutey <immyisdabomb.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-14 18:21:01 EST
someone help me! im 13. i was in a board and shlongy asked me if i want it in the ass! plz help me!!!
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Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-05-30 21:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Jerems (user info) at 2004-11-16 21:23:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
your a fuck up the ass.
Submitted by Ed_0150 (user info) at 2004-11-14 21:00:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd rather have someone shit in my mouth than touch you...
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-14 20:38:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That stabkill fucker is too.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-11-14 20:22:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh dear, this is a very serious situation. Somebody really needs to talk to this Shlongy fellow. After the fucks you up the ass. I'm telling you, the best thing to do is bend over, touch your nigger toes, and let him have at you. It will bleed, and it will hurt like master's whip, but when its over you'll be better for it. Think of how proud mom and dad would be to hear that a white boy had consensual sex with you. Just fucking think of it.
I don't hate black people. I really don't, they're pretty much the same as me. But you...You're different. You give them a bad name. You're "blak," you're a nigger. I hate niggers. But I love black people! With a -ck, mind you! When Shlongy's done come on over to my place, there's shit to be done.
Sheesh, you people...
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-14 19:59:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
B@W
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-14 19:53:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Can I do you in the pooper?
Please?
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-11-14 19:40:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Since you say you don't like it int he ass, I assume that means you've tried it?
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-14 18:51:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
youarsoghey this is not an alter account. today is ny first day of uber. and i am being harassed by a horny old man
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-14 18:50:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FUK U! FUK ALL OF U! and i will keep rating +2. cuz im cool like that...
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2004-11-14 18:49:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
meh.
apologies to whoever i stole that from.
-Davros
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-11-14 18:47:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Anybody else sick of alter accounts? I am. Stop acting like an idiot for entertainment. Nobody cares.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-11-14 18:43:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/51538
Submitted by Lazarus (user info) at 2004-11-14 18:41:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, DO you?
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-11-14 18:40:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You should be so lucky.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2004-11-14 18:40:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't be giving yourself +2's donut-puncher! They don't even count.
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2004-11-14 18:33:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
obviously shenanigans...
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-14 18:24:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fuk u zakwale!! get the fuk out!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-14 18:23:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment, bitch.
Submitted by immygirl1 (user info) at 2004-11-14 18:22:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nerfherder u r sik. plz leave me the fuk alone or ill b forced to kall the kops on ur horny ass
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-14 18:22:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/51584
shenanigans
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-11-14 18:21:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
help you lube up or what?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-14 18:21:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment