what the deuce? (907 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.57 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Adam Poirier (View user info) at 2004-11-14 19:13:49 EST
i want to huff you like a strung out reservation indian with a can of gold spraypaint,
i want to sniff your panty dandruff like cocaine,
i want to cough up grapefruit sized hairballs from licking the back of your neck so much,
I want to chill your bathwater and drink it from a crystal goblet
Or slurp it through a straw like it was one of them tropical drinks
That comes in a coconut and you was a juicy piece a fruit in the coconut
I want to gnaw at you and suck at you like a hot sauce slathered chicken wing,
I want you to eat me up like starved housecats eat old women
i want to have hot monkey sex with you,
screeching and fucking and clinging to the bars of the cage
while kids walk by eating cotton candy
and their parents cover their eyes but they can still hear the wet slapping sound and the screeching
and they will wonder what it was for the rest of their life
i want to suck at your tongue until it is as tough as a cows udder or like pink leather lollipop
i want to smack your ass red until the sight of it drive me crazy as a bull,
and I chase you through the streets with my horn out in front of me
i want to gore you like a fat tourist in a pamplona
i want to wear you like an elizabethan codpiece,
snug and tight and right out in the open in front of god and everybody
i want to tap out my name on your cervix in morse code and have you kegel back war and peace
i love you baby
i want to fuck you until your eyes roll around in your head like an epileptic
i want you to have a grand mal orgasm while you bite down on a leather wallet
so you won't swallow my tongue
i want to crack you open like a butterflied chicken
i want to leave the mark of my hipbones in you like monster truck tire ruts,
i want to suck your tits off, and suck em back on again,
i want to put hickies on your nipples
and scrimshaw scratches on your back that spell out my name
in old english letters and map out continents in bruises on the sweet globe of your ass
i want your mattress to drip sweat and semen like an oversaturated dish sponge
or a rain soaked birthday cake
i want to wake up next to you in the morning
i want to watch you eat cereal
i want to hear you sleep in real life instead of through a telephone
i love you
User Reviews
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-22 20:54:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-04-22 20:30:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-04-06 17:43:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2004-11-16 19:35:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks for the constructive criticism on each of my posts, IHAKF.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-14 20:38:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2004-11-14 20:15:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Walt Whitman on x!
Submitted by Ex_Lux_Astrum (user info) at 2004-11-14 20:08:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Excuse the missing letters and misspellings....my keyboard keys are sticky from too much ejaculate..........
Submitted by Ex_Lux_Astrum (user info) at 2004-11-14 20:06:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmm, you exhibit the type of obsessive love where you cherish her now, but she will ultimately end up, because of your scary *love*, in pieces...in jars if formadehyde...in your basement.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-14 19:51:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*Sniff*
Beautiful.
Submitted by hollow_crab (user info) at 2004-11-14 19:39:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i want to watch you eat cereal
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-14 19:30:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Unsettling.
Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2004-11-14 19:22:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny ... or scary.