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The Pink Pill that was so much more (2155 hits)

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Submitted by Tigre (View user info) at 2004-11-14 20:52:25 EST


ecstasy:

Noun
Inflected forms: pl.ec·sta·sies 1. Intense joy or delight. 2. A state of emotion so intense that one is carried beyond rational thought and self-control: an ecstasy of rage. 3. The trance, frenzy, or rapture associated with mystic or prophetic exaltation.

--

It Started out just wanting to be with the in-crowd. It started out so simple, so harmless.

It's all fun. It was all in the name of fun. $20 for a 20 bag of Pure bud? Fuck yes.

I'd never been stoned before. I'd heard of the prices of Marijuana, and heard it was fun.

Not for me.

I heard what speed does to you. Makes you hyper, not want to eat, and happy.

Was I mistaken, or simply lied to?



laced:

Noun
1. A cord or ribbon used to draw and tie together two opposite edges, as of a shoe. 2. A delicate fabric made of yarn or thread in an open weblike pattern. Also called lacework. 3. Gold or silver braid ornamenting an officer's uniform.

--

Who knew? Who fucking knew?

Sure as hell not me.

I was a newbie. I had never been stoned before. I wasn't scared.

I'm a big guy. I'm strong as a bull, and quick-witted as a ninja. I'll be fine.

On second thought..

Where am I?

You two don't understand. This isn't happening to me.

It smells so strong in my nose. It's still in my lungs. I'm forgetting to breathe again.

You two don't understand.

James! Quit running around!

I'm on the traintracks behind me home, gotcha. But why?

Because I was getting stoned. That's why.

I'm walking. Why can't I control it?!

I'm watching myself walk. I'm running dowm from the tracks to my backyard.

I've always walked slow. It's so hard to walk down normally.

How did I manage to run?

--

speed:

Noun
1. Physics The rate or a measure of the rate of motion, especially: a. Distance traveled divided by the time of travel. b. The limit of this quotient as the time of travel becomes vanishingly small; the first derivative of distance with respect to time. c. The magnitude of a velocity. 2. Swiftness of action.

--

My heart was racing. I managed to walk to the forge.

Why can't I stop sweating. I'm so afraid.

James! Move those railroad spikes. Move those railroad spikes. Move those railroad spikes...

Okay. I need to sit.

I'm sitting. I'll sleep.

What are you doing Ray?

You don't understand me goddamnit! Listen to me, I'm afraid!

Quit being stoned and help me!

You're saluting hitler! Sieg heil..? ..!

Why won't my heart stop beating. It's racing.

Yours is too ray?

Please leave. Please go watch a movie at the mall now.

You're going? Alright, goodbye..

God I'm so afraid. Why won't the pain end?

I gotta get upstairs. I can sleep it away.

I'm up. I'm up! I'm walking slowly. I can't be too careful.

Nobody downstairs. Nobody here.

My shirt! It smells like weed! Sombodys coming! Take it off!

Keep it cool. How fast am I going..

I'm there. I'm in bed.

Whats wrong with my legs..?

--

convulse:

Verb
Inflected forms: con·vulsed, con·vuls·ing, con·vuls·es
Verb
tr. 1. To shake or agitate violently: tremors that convulsed the countryside; when civil war convulsed the nation. See Synonyms at agitate. 2. To affect with irregular and involuntary muscular contractions; throw into convulsions.

--

Everything feels so good. When you come and touch me to wake me up, I almost orgasm.

Do it again.

Where are you going? Let me come with you..where are my pants?

Why can't I feel my legs?

Why can't I stop shaking? Why am I so thirsty? Why are you spinning?

Stop hitting me! I'm awake! You're fading. Hold my hand, please. PLEASE!

You don't understand it! I'm trying to talk to you! I'm trying to tell you somthing!

Fuck this! Why can't I speak! Why won't this work!

God, Dear God please kill me now. Please. PLEASE.

This hurts. I'm hurting so badly. I can't move. I can't breathe. I can't remember.

My heart hurts so badly. My mouth is so dry. My throat burns.

I'm so afraid.

Tell me the clock is lying. Just let me sleep. Let it escape.

...

Never again.



..Never again will I smoke Weed I suspect is laced.

I'm still recovering from the effects of Weed laced with Speed and Ecstasy. I'm recalling my night as best as I can.

A word to the wise;

If you're gunna smoke, grow your own.

Or don't smoke at all.

Be safe.

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User Reviews


Submitted by Scarlett13 (user info) at 2004-11-25 06:39:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I didn't even know they laced it - you strange people

Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-11-25 06:24:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh, gawd........I want to marry your corn dogey ass.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2004-11-21 02:30:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I love weed so much I'm scared of it.

Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-11-20 22:50:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You want a fight, Tigre?

Fucking bring it.

Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-11-17 18:45:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

You smoked something, but it wasn't E.

Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-17 18:19:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

stoner.

Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-16 09:51:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No, I'm in PA. Close to it though. I think my dealer gets his stuff from Ohio and NJ.

Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-11-16 09:26:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You aren't in NJ, are you?

There was a big deal in Newark last week with some dusted weed...

one kid died, and another is in the mental hospital.

Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-15 15:28:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Like I had said, I'm not all educated about drugs. It was confirmed that It's impossible to smoke E if it's straight laced, though not grown. It's more likely to have been crystal Meth(so I was told).

Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-11-15 15:26:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

A. you can't smoke E
B. sounds more like PCP than speed


Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-11-15 14:46:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm sorry, but no.

Submitted by Smurfs (user info) at 2004-11-15 09:58:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

know about drugs before you write about them

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-11-15 09:51:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-11-15 09:46:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Drugs are the devil!

Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-11-15 09:35:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2004-11-15 09:20:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

reality is a crutch for people who can't deal with drugs
------------------------

Son, that line just earned you a couple of +2's...

Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2004-11-15 09:20:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

reality is a crutch for people who can't deal with drugs

Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-11-15 08:55:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Speed, maybe.

Your weed was NOT laced with Ecstasy.

Even if it was, when it burned in the joint and went into your lungs, it was no longer MDMA. The chemical reaction which occurs during burning changes the molecular structure of the MDMA compund.

It was probably meth, which can also give you the euphoric feelings you mentioned. It can also be vaporized and smoked.

Besides, for a $20 bag of kind bud, what dealer in their right mind is going to spike it with a $20-$30 pill AND some meth, and then still sell it for $20?

First trip can be scary. Glad you made it through okay...

This still gets a +2 because I could feel your experience from the urgency of your writing.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-11-15 06:22:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

E and speed are entirely different things.



Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2004-11-15 05:53:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Drugs are evil.

According to the people who I work for who give me RDT's.

Speed is the filthiest drug of them all, cut with so much impure shit that you could be ingesting anything.

Weed is ok though.

-Davros

Submitted by RouteTwo (user info) at 2004-11-14 23:56:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

...and tigre...you can't lace weed with crack. crack is cocaine in crystalized rocks. you can lace weed with coke, it's called "chronic" and it's fun too. just thought i'd help you out--no disrespect.

Submitted by RouteTwo (user info) at 2004-11-14 23:52:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

+2 for mentioning drugs and having a relatively interesting thing to read.
-2 for complaining about having to spend $20 on ganj laced with god's greatest gift--vitamin X. where i live in WI, we have to spend $50 for an 1/8 of pure schwag. mmm, bitches.

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-11-14 23:30:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

look at your weed before you smoke it, don't smoke pre-rolled joints from strangers, and go easy - you get more stoned from a small joint than a big one (less heat = less burnt THC + more vaporized prodict). TRUE potheads smoke pinners......

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-11-14 22:51:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Ex_Lux_Astrum (user info) at 2004-11-14 21:56:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


Ahhh...drugs...they induce my brain cells to emit toxic, penetrating thought -- like gamma radiation emitted from decaying Cesium 137................


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Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-14 21:54:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

A friend of mine bought his weed from the same guy for years. Never had a problem, trusted him fully. Went to him once, and got weed laced with crack. His dealer got some bad weed and didn't know about it. If you're gunna buy it, you should buy it from sombody you know grows it themselves(and doesn't grow it with laced water, i.e. with X or speed in it).

Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-11-14 21:49:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Or only buy weed from people you know and trust. Never had laced weed, thank god.

Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-14 21:37:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm just the guy that killed Tigre, stole his face, and smoked some freaky herb.



But I too like ham.

Submitted by 10c7c (user info) at 2004-11-14 21:29:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

haha, this is awesome

first time is always the greatest

one question tho,
who are you and what have you done with tigre?

Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-14 21:27:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Last night I went to a party, still on the speed and X high. I ended up breakdancing to Hardcore underground Techno/rap for 3 straight hours. I apperently invented 4 new moves without realising it, dissed 8 people, and kissed the hands of every lady when they left.

I don't remember alot.

But it rocked so hard.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-11-14 21:24:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-11-14 21:21:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

never had weed laced with speed or E, that i know of. had weed laced with something once and it put me down, HARD. but other than that weed's pretty mellow, just don't smoke a lot.

speed and E are different. very different. though E is almost always laced with speed. pure E is a substance known as MDMA and it really mellow and the part of the high that make you want to touch everything and everybody etc...etc..... the speed is the part that makes you want to be hyper and up and dancing and shit and usually doesn't last as long. which is why at the end of an E night you sit there with your friends chatting and touching each others hands.



Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-14 21:10:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm a noob when it comes to weed, for the most part. I've made a few bongs out of steel, and a few pipes out of wood and glass, but everything else is Greek to me. I was told it was probably grown with water that had speed and X in it, so it contained it's properties. Hydroponics as well maybe.

Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-11-14 21:07:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I've had weed laced with speed and have never experienced anything like that. Only ever tried speed once and I hated it. now it's just good old reliable weed for me.

sounds like you got lucky or unlucky however you look at it.

Although I'm almost 99% certain speed and E are different things. They are were I'm from anyways.

Awesome post though.

Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-14 20:55:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

..no pun intended.

Harhar.

Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-14 20:55:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

It was a fucked up Trip.

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-11-14 20:55:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sounds like you had an awesome time man!


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